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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Bast Relief posted:

I would like to put together a coffee table book of vaguely goatse photos and title it " Where's the Ring?" And when I say coffee table I really mean the floor next to the toilet.

Would buy and place on floor next to my toilet. Please start work immediately.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Please don't drink coffee off the toilet floor.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Please don't drink coffee off the toilet floor.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Bast Relief posted:

I would like to put together a coffee table book of vaguely goatse photos and title it " Where's the Ring?" And when I say coffee table I really mean the floor next to the toilet.

The book should have a hole cut in the center of each page, with last last page being intact. Then when you flip to the end of the book, you realize that familiar red glow you've been looking at for the last 60 pages is really your old friend.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Minarch posted:

The book should have a hole cut in the center of each page, with last last page being intact. Then when you flip to the end of the book, you realize that familiar red glow you've been looking at for the last 60 pages is really your old friend.

I was going to suggest something similar, that the last page should straight up be goatse.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Finally. A merkin store I can rely on

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Leofish posted:

I was going to suggest something similar, that the last page should straight up be goatse.

Make it like those birthday cards you put your finger through

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


I truly hate myself for making this overused and utterly unfunny joke, but:

No nut. 3/10

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


is there some significance to three and a half times the distance between the Earth and the Sun that I'm missing

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

FFT posted:

is there some significance to three and a half times the distance between the Earth and the Sun that I'm missing

The creator is an idiot?

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Soulex posted:

Finally. A merkin store I can rely on

Great name for a drag pub.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

FFT posted:

is there some significance to three and a half times the distance between the Earth and the Sun that I'm missing

Met posted:

The creator is an idiot?

Hey, it's Jim down at Speedi-Auto. We've got you guyses autist chariots ready for pickup.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
The Autist Quattro was a heck of a rally car.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

RFC2324 posted:

I was hoping this was a link to some website.

Webrings died with geocities dude.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

i like to pronounce it jee-AW-suh-teez. it rhymes with monstrocities. now you try.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I hate this loving QWOP game

https://fat.gfycat.com/QuerulousAbsoluteGartersnake.webm

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Good on her for finishing it out. That'll build some solid character. It's so hard to laugh things off at that age, too. :(

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/FJqKVhc.jpg

Somebody has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Mar 25, 2016

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

fingers not small enough

Caufman
May 7, 2007

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Good on her for finishing it out. That'll build some solid character.


Indeed so. How often it is the case that when presented with an unexpected challenge, the answer is to keep running.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Caufman posted:

Indeed so. How often it is the case that when presented with an unexpected challenge, the answer is to keep running.



Hm. I believe this fellow would have built more character by stopping, giving maybe a civil nod to an officiate, and removing himself from the presence of others, so as to protect them from seeing his sickly, streaming poo.

Being a competitive runner is complicated.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Caufman posted:

Indeed so. How often it is the case that when presented with an unexpected challenge, the answer is to keep running.



I'm not sure that's an unexpected challenge for marathon runners..

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Caufman posted:

Indeed so. How often it is the case that when presented with an unexpected challenge, the answer is to keep running.



What I Talk About When I Talk About The Runs.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That dude must have gotten the worst crack rash dear god.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I saw so many kids do this when I was young. They just couldn't figure out the starting blocks.

"Which foot do I push off with? I don't know. Oh god, the whistle's blown! I'll just push with both feet at the same time" *SPLAT*

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Pentaro posted:

What I Talk About When I Talk About The Runs.

:perfect:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

What does any of this mean?

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

monkeytennis posted:

What does any of this mean?

That didn't mean anything to me either, but I was satisfied with the look of the dude's forehead on the right.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

monkeytennis posted:

What does any of this mean?

Two guys competing in a Jojo's fighting game for cash stakes... or rather for cash, cookies, cigarettes, cigar (the 'dutch'), and an unidentified bottle of pills stakes.

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:


My nieces face, for some reason is loving hilarious to me, makes me laugh hysterically.

I think personally because it reminds me of this baby.



Which has spawned so much beautiful poo poo like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyIrVI6iiE4 :nws:

Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZggwpI1xew

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Skippy McPants posted:

Two guys competing in a Jojo's fighting game for cash stakes... or rather for cash, cookies, cigarettes, cigar (the 'dutch'), and an unidentified bottle of pills stakes.

Thank you for the translation

EDIT:

funny pic

Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 13:37 on Mar 23, 2016

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Elias_Maluco posted:

Thank you for the translation

EDIT:

funny pic



they are going to shoot the black one aren't they

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Poodge posted:

My nieces face, for some reason is loving hilarious to me, makes me laugh hysterically.

It's just a goddamn baby that looks like every other goddamn baby in the world that's white and not horribly deformed.


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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






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