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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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The Management posted:

remember, the angrier nerds are, the more successful an apple product will be

the bernie sanders approach to campaigning

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

The Management posted:

remember, the angrier nerds are, the more successful an apple product will be

of course, the iwatch is the most successful product in history

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:45

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

infernal machines posted:

of course, the iwatch is the most successful product in history

by some accounts it's launch was bigger than the iPad's, the previous best.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:47

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

PleasureKevin posted:

by some accounts it's launch was bigger than the iPad's, the previous best.

except for Apple's bank accounts

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:49

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PleasureKevin posted:

it's been almost 20 years since Steve went back to apple and laid this out
code:
          Consumer  Pro
Laptop    iBook     PowerBook
Desktop   iMac      Mac Pro
and they made the iBook and iMac in ~7 colours lol.

thankfully the only person complaining about "SKU's" is a troll account so i think people are learning

which is the only thing that tim is sticking to because the mac line only has three different models of laptop whereas the iphone and ipad line each have five skus of entirely different models

the product that has no unifying base product and is nothing but frivolous options is doa because you can't have a product that's entirely accessories with no use case

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:51

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PleasureKevin posted:

by some accounts it's launch was bigger than the iPad's, the previous best.

apple's account of its launch:

apple doesn't announce sales figures since the iwatch is failing :ssh:

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:53

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

except for Apple's bank accounts

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:55

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

Stymie posted:

which is the only thing that tim is sticking to

macbook, macbook air, macbook pro
mac mini, imac, mac pro
iphone SE, iphone, iphone plus
ipad mini, ipad, ipad pro

all seems in order to me pal

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:04

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

unbelievable that a company is going off the model of "small, medium and large SKUs" instead of random poo poo that steve comes up with inb his bimonthly fever dreams

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:04

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

they didnt update the hifi :smith:

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:09

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Stux posted:

macbook, macbook air, bigger macbook air, macbook pro, bigger macbook pro
mac mini, imac, bigger imac, mac pro
iphone SE, iphone 6, iphone 6 plus, iphone 6s, iphone 6s plus
ipad mini 2, ipad mini 4 (no 3?), ipad air 2, ipad pro, bigger ipad pro

fixed that for you

that's not even including macs with different processors or displays

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:09

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

Stymie posted:

fixed that for you

that's not even including macs with different processors or displays

lmao hahaha

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:11

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Stymie posted:

fixed that for you

Apple LC II, LCIII, performa Se , quadra, etc

Apple is becoming 1990 Apple and it's the downfall

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:12

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Bobby Digital posted:

they didnt update the hifi

but its legacy lives on

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:13

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

where's my skylake MacBooks Pro tim

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:13

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

ibook g3 clamshell (ibook, ibook SE, ibook firewire, ibook firewire SE)

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:14

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

stux is working his way up to the puppetmaster defense again

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:14

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

its well known steve hated SKUs. a famous quote form his bio is "im steve jobs, idiot man who tried to cure cancer with water, and i hate SKUs. all apple products will be one SKU only. i never talk to my daughter"

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:15

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

god who cares about skus

some skus are good, some skus are for cheap suckers

buy the good sku(s) and enjoy

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:51

Zam Wesell: Mar 22, 2009; [Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

Stux posted:

its well known steve hated SKUs. a famous quote form his bio is "im steve jobs, idiot man who tried to cure cancer with water, and i hate SKUs. all apple products will be one SKU only. i never talk to my daughter"

i remember that passage and good quote

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:04

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

Granbar posted:

i remember that passage and good quote

unbelievable that they elft it out of the film imo

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:20

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i think it's time you got some distance and took a break stux, for the sake of your posting and the rest of us

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:32

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

so the fbi caved and motioned to cancel their hearing tomorrow

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:18

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

The Management posted:

so the fbi caved and motioned to cancel their hearing tomorrow

they're claiming they found a backdoor, I bet it was john mcafee's crack team of social engineers

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:19

Zam Wesell: Mar 22, 2009; [Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

night shift's dope as hell. been using flux for yrs so this is a v welcome addition to the already greatest phone operating system ever.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:20

Mr. Onslaught: Jun 25, 2005; For you, it was the last time you would ever post in YCS. But for me...it was Tuesday.

qirex posted:

but its legacy lives on

I love and still regularly use my hifi with AirPlay through the airport router, and every now and then I wonder if it will ever need replacing some day. As someone with no ear for audio quality at all is this thing basically the same? Looks cool

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:25

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Mr. Onslaught posted:

I love and still regularly use my hifi with AirPlay through the airport router, and every now and then I wonder if it will ever need replacing some day. As someone with no ear for audio quality at all is this thing basically the same? Looks cool

if you like the way your speakers sound the only reason to get new ones is when the surrounds on the woofers finally rot out

this is the thing about audio, people are like whoa $500 for speakers and it's like yeah but they'll last literally decades

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:32

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

qirex posted:

if you like the way your speakers sound the only reason to get new ones is when the surrounds on the woofers finally rot out

this is the thing about audio, people are like whoa $500 for speakers and it's like yeah but they'll last literally decades

but the nice man at best buy offered me a great deal on a bose home theatre system

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:35

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

qirex posted:

they're claiming they found a backdoor, I bet it was john mcafee's crack team of social engineers

apple caved and threw tim out there today to save face

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:36

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i like to listen to tv, music, and whatever on my bang and olufsen beomaster 4500 and attached beo cd, thorugh my twin bang and olufsen RedLine speakers.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:53

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

idk, why does Apple's Night Shift only work on the latest models? I see on an iPhone 5s but not an iPhone 4s or an iPad mini.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ios-9-3-night-shift-mode-full-list-compatible-iphone-ipad-ipod-touch-devices-revealed-1537915

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:03

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

I'm loving Night Shift mmm

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:14

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

The Management posted:

so the fbi caved and motioned to cancel their hearing tomorrow

fbi realised apple wouldnt blink and didnt think they could win the case so now they are doing what they coudlve done from the start. i hope whatever was on that phoen wasnt important if they delayed to do this...

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# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:53

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

iPhone Se is 640p

# ? Mar 22, 2016 02:07

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

MrMoo posted:

idk, why does Apple's Night Shift only work on the latest models? I see on an iPhone 5s but not an iPhone 4s or an iPad mini.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ios-9-3-night-shift-mode-full-list-compatible-iphone-ipad-ipod-touch-devices-revealed-1537915

add it to 64-bit-only device features.txt

# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:14