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Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

There is no way that a man in his undies and a cape carrying an anime bodypillow on the bus is not taking the piss.

I approve of this man and all his life choices.

I think, and I'm ashamed I know this, but I think that's a Japanese schoolgirl's swimming suit.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:02

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# ? May 29, 2024 04:53

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

Why are you ashamed to know about a fairly common article of clothing?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:34

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Takoluka posted:

Why are you ashamed to know about a fairly common article of clothing?

The only thing anyone should know about Japan is that they refuse to acknowledge their war crimes and they have a building with a golden poo on top of it.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 09:11

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

this is definitely AUG, but i can't see any eyelashes or head hair and i gotta say, if i get the cancer and lose all my hair I'm going to be pretty tempted to draw a different set of wacky eyebrows on each day

# ? Mar 21, 2016 09:13

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

RareAcumen posted:

The only thing anyone should know about Japan is that they refuse to acknowledge their war crimes and they have a building with a golden poo on top of it.

And that "happy porn" (porn where all participants are enthusiastically consenting adults) is considered a niche genre.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 09:46

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Shithouse Dave posted:

this is definitely AUG, but i can't see any eyelashes or head hair and i gotta say, if i get the cancer and lose all my hair I'm going to be pretty tempted to draw a different set of wacky eyebrows on each day

Or just use sticky ones

# ? Mar 21, 2016 09:49

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 21, 2016 13:31

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7wF37iM8WA&t=402s

# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:07

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Somfin posted:

When you call yourself "a survivor" without any context as a way to put points on the scoreboard before you actually talk about what you do, yeah, that's pretty loving bad.

I dunno, though, I always get the sense with these tumblr-talk bios that they're really aware of just how unimpressive and small they are and are trying to achieve some sort of inherent usefulness by being someone's niche interest. I think it springs from this idea that in order to be interesting you have to be interesting rather than doing interesting things. Anyone have that guy who decided to identify as a writer when he hadn't written anything? Like, not even a blog post? And then got massively defensive when people asked what he'd written?

This is literally the first thing that I imagine when somebody says "survivor" without any context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2XfN3hIi4

# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:30

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

This is literally the first thing that I imagine when somebody says "survivor" without any context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2XfN3hIi4

I just think of Eye of the Tiger.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 17:20

Hate Fibration: Apr 8, 2013; FLÃSHYN!

goose fleet posted:

The break-up with Popeye hit Olive Oil really hard.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 19:14

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Somfin posted:

And that "happy porn" (porn where all participants are enthusiastically consenting adults) is considered a niche genre.

That's really sad.

Here in America we have a niche porn wherein a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina though so I guess don't throw stones or w/e.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:10

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:07

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

Somfin posted:

And that "happy porn" (porn where all participants are enthusiastically consenting adults) is considered a niche genre.

There's a term for it?! I thought I was just weird for liking porn in which the people seemed to being enjoying themselves. No wonder it's so hard to find. gently caress this lovely world.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:17

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tetracube posted:

He's ugly but he isn't wrong

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:20

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Tetracube posted:

Are you saying those numbers are incorrect?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:21

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

oldpainless posted:

Are you saying those numbers are incorrect?

The numbers are awkward, ugly and gross, and so is the fat guy they're posted with.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:24

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

that's a picture of me and I was just making a point to all the loving misandrists in this thread

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:24

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Tetracube posted:

Siblings?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:36

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

nerdz posted:

Siblings?

AAAAAAHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:39

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Tetracube posted:

His labret piercing is mesmerizing. It's like an MC Escher optical illusion print. it begins somewhere but I'm not sure where, and does it lay flat or not or what?

The septum piercing makes him Taurus the Bullshitter as far as I'm concerned.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:41

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

queserasera posted:

His labret piercing is mesmerizing. It's like an MC Escher optical illusion print. it begins somewhere but I'm not sure where, and does it lay flat or not or what?

The septum piercing makes him Taurus the Bullshitter as far as I'm concerned.

I'd be surprised if this fine young man isn't fully employed and making 6 figures.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:54

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Just saw this parked in my city. Ew.

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# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:09

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

nerdz posted:

Siblings?

Man, these loss edits..

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:14

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Needs some aborted fetuses hanging from it to perfect it.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:14

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

queserasera posted:

His labret piercing is mesmerizing. It's like an MC Escher optical illusion print. it begins somewhere but I'm not sure where, and does it lay flat or not or what?

It looks like a leech hanging from his lip.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:25

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Scathach posted:

Just saw this parked in my city. Ew.

Even without the customization that color is horrid.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:26

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Scathach posted:

Just saw this parked in my city. Ew.

the style of this car does not match the words on it

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# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:35

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Holy poo poo :catstare:

http://www.hiscall888.com

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:02

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

Scathach posted:

Just saw this parked in my city. Ew.

If that cross is also the exhaust, and if he has it rigged to shoot flames out the top and sides, all is forgiven.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:07

Detheros: Apr 11, 2010; I want to die.

It took me several minutes to notice the cross :stare:

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:16

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

The numbers are awkward, ugly and gross,

I agree, we need to do something to bring us up to equality.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:24

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

Scathach posted:

Just saw this parked in my city. Ew.

I think Ive seen that truck before. You in Savannah Georgia?

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:25

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Mar 22, 2016 04:48

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Big Centipede posted:

I think Ive seen that truck before. You in Savannah Georgia?

I'm North of Seattle, apparently weirdos travel far and wide to disturb the masses. In that site I posted the dude thanks Westburo Baptist for letting him park overnight.

That cross actually has Jesus painted on it, it's creepy as hell.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 04:51

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Scathach posted:

Holy poo poo http://www.hiscall888.com

I'm allergic to clicking links in this thread. What's so bad about this one?

# ? Mar 22, 2016 05:13

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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cyberia posted:

I'm allergic to clicking links in this thread. What's so bad about this one?

The Journey 50 States and Canada One True Story JESUS!

# ? Mar 22, 2016 05:16

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

The Journey 50 States and Canada One True Story JESUS!

I hear the drive to Hawaii is quite lovely in the spring.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 05:18

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Tetracube posted:

Literally off the top of my head: women outlive men because they tend not to do poo poo like drive drunk as often or try and drink 4 gallons of milk at a time on a dare, and also, maybe, the reason a lot of women's shelters exist is because they're trying to get away from abusive situations. Like, abusive men, for example.

But yes. Numbers. Thank God statisticians and sociologists never talk to one another, then we'd have some nuance along with our data.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 05:20

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Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Rough loving 21 on this stripper. She looks like that porphyric personal trainer from CSI 's picture has been altered by that guy that photoshops thin actresses to look fat.

Article here:

sex worker article.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 05:28

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