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H.P. Hovercraft posted:philadelphia you rat how could you give your own brother the old spicy utility truck I was twenty feet up and thought he left the interior light on but then it got brighter
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i funded his kickstarter and got some cool posters and stuff that are currently hanging next to my desk
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Moist von Lipwig posted:it's been posted umpteen billion times but I read the whole thing every drat time
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:philadelphia you rat how could you give your own brother the old spicy utility truck I knew this joke was coming, but well executed
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Jonny 290 posted:cmon we had sr71 chat and nobody posted the best story (or i missed it) ? i fuckin' love this story
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Moist von Lipwig posted:it's been posted umpteen billion times but I read the whole thing every drat time
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Captain Foo posted:I knew this joke was coming, but well executed
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:philadelphia you rat how could you give your own brother the old spicy utility truck lol
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:i at least think my programming makes the world worse off rather than believe it's akin to like, master carpentry or whatever poetry. you compose poetry understood by the machine.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:philadelphia you rat how could you give your own brother the old spicy utility truck heeeee
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:That other story where they jet blast some British cadets is better imo it's this one http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-sr-71-blackbirds-most-spectacular-flyover-was-also-1719654907 also v. good.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 18:57 |
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anybody see that mythbusters where they said that "the u2 is a freakin cool plane" was a myth so they could go test it by taking a ride i wonder how bad it hurt jamie to let adam take the ride just cuz he'd be more entertaining on camera
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GameCube posted:anybody see that mythbusters where they said that "the u2 is a freakin cool plane" was a myth so they could go test it by taking a ride the science channel was stuck in some weird loop where they'd play that same loving episode every single night at like 11 PM every day of every week for over a month, i have no idea why
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 20:57 |
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to bring it back to the thread's topic that was also the episode where they drove a drone into a ballistics gel neck and sliced clear through to the jugular
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Last spring, as Beckett Delaney was hoverboarding to his office in SoHo, his man bun flailing behind him in the wind, he came to an abrupt halt. “I realized I just couldn’t work that day,” Delaney recalled recently, in between puffs of an e-cigarette outside the Bushwick Sweetgreen. “Because I hadn’t finished binge-watching Master of None.” Delaney’s attitude is typical of his youthful cohort. Millennials—the demographic group also known as Generation Y, Generation Me, and Daesh—have found it difficult to balance dueling priorities as they exit their parents’ basements and enter the real world. They have stacked up record student loan debt, and yet spend thousands on frivolous items like Beyoncé concert tickets and groceries; they yearn for more than just a paycheck, and yet continue to be employed in jobs that provide them with paychecks in return for their labor; and they enjoy watching television and movies, but also Vine. “For me, the most important thing is expressing myself,” said Jewel Packard, 24, during an interview conducted via reaction GIFs in the communication app Slack. “Sometimes that means tattoos, and sometimes that means podcasts.” Packard, who co-works at a bespoke underwear startup, and whose hobbies include 7 a.m. dance parties and sexting, said that she values her ability to express herself almost as much as she values her parents’ Netflix account. “When it comes down to it, life is really all about finding a hashtag for yourself and sending hilarious emoji on Venmo,” Packard said, and then, after a moment of reflection, added: “Lena Dunham.” Beckett Delaney agrees. Delaney lives in the Empire State Building, which his parents bought for him; he often invites fellow millennials, whom he meets on relationship apps, to his bedroom, so that they can kiss. (Occasionally, they copulate.) Not that Delaney is looking to settle down. On the subject of marriage, Delaney, who practices yoga but is also an atheist, echoed an idea that the DJ/Model/Ecoterrorist Callista Larson often repeats to her hundreds of thousands of devoted Instagram followers. “You’ve gotta ask yourself: Would you downvote the Yik Yak of your own life?” Delaney mused. His mood quickly soured. “Broad City is on,” he explained, removing a selfie stick from his man-purse. This devotion to personal expression has presented itself in several outlets for the cosmopolitan millennial, including the $435 “Hamilton”-themed SoulCycle class in Red Hook, and the increasing popularity of Dr. Vanessa Sullivan, a hypnotherapist in Murray Hill who speaks only in references to the 1999 film She’s All That. Whether millennials can sustain this rosy outlook as they assume corporate leadership roles and settle down with their Tinder wives is less certain. “Millennials haven’t proven anything,” said Farley Cornmuncher, the 87-year-old Johns Hopkins professor and expert on millennial behavior. “Whether it’s their laziness, or their hookup culture, or their insistence on living with roommates, it’s clear that millennials have different values than those of us who are seventy years older than they are.” Perhaps no one embodies this difference better than Davis Parkworth. The CEO of venture-backed shoelace marketplace Eyelet, Parkworth, 23, oversees an office where employees must give “trigger warnings” before entering the cafeteria, and where the office speaker system plays hits from Adele just as often as new tunes from 13-year-old YouTube a cappella sensation Kurtiz Blorch. “If we’re not helping the environment, we’re not a successful company,” Parkworth enthused, wiping a kale stem from his handlebar mustache. “Feel the Bern!” one of Parkworth’s employees shouted, generating a roar of approval from the kombucha-sipping creative team, many of whom had never applied for a mortgage or car loan. Just then Fillmore, the office rooster, strutted by. This was not your father’s shoelace company. But then, emulating the previous generation doesn’t interest millennials like Parkworth, Packard, or Beckett Delaney. “When I look back at my life, I want to know that I slayed,” Delaney said, using a slang term for “succeeded.” He spun in circles on his hoverboard, listening to pirated rap music and canceling his cable subscription. “If that makes me a selfish millennial,” Delaney concluded, re-adjusting his Warby Parker monocle, “well, at least I’m keeping it 100.”
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FMguru posted:Last spring, as Beckett Delaney was hoverboarding to his office in SoHo, his man bun flailing behind him in the wind, he came to an abrupt halt. hehe
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Smythe posted:hehe
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FMguru posted:which one is you smythe dont think im featured in this artcile, im afraid. not a new yorker
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that's fake right
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overdesigned posted:that's fake right No, look it up, Beckett Delaney really does own the Empire State Building.
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smythe is a jew corker. loves the wine but can never finish a bottle in one sitting
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born on a buy you posted:smythe is a jew corker. loves the wine but can never finish a bottle in one sitting This guy is Beckett Delaney IRL
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and the increasing popularity of Dr. Vanessa Sullivan, a hypnotherapist in Murray Hill who speaks only in references to the 1999 film Shes All That. dead
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Citizen Tayne posted:This guy is Beckett Delaney IRL i wish my name was as upper middle class white guy as that.
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Jonny 290 posted:and the increasing popularity of Dr. Vanessa Sullivan, a hypnotherapist in Murray Hill who speaks only in references to the 1999 film Shes All That. this part actually sounds way better than a normal therapist
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kwinkles posted:this part actually sounds way better than a normal therapist
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FMguru posted:or even an analyst/therapist really need to go back and re-watch all of those
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im mostly surprised Hamilton-themed SoulCycle isn't already a thing
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uncurable mlady posted:im mostly surprised Hamilton-themed SoulCycle isn't already a thing soulcycles already come and gone its orangetheory now
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Jonny 290 posted:soulcycles already come and gone its orangetheory now i know someone who does this she is a management consultant she is on adderall all the time she wakes up at 5 am every god drat morning
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Jonny 290 posted:orangetheory Dare I ask ?
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kwinkles posted:i know someone who does this I wake up at 5 every morning
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jre posted:Dare I ask ? everyone gets a heart rate monitor and your heart rate is displayed on a giant board in the front of the room along with everyone else's, and you get to compete to see who has the better heart rate / fitness level as defined by their weird "orange zone" which is basically just "not really your maximum heart rate but close" and whoever does the best job of staying in their orange zone..... wins i guess? idk
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keyboard vomit posted:I wake up at 5 every morning you also post consistently some of the most boring and bad posts on this forum.
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Smythe posted:you also post consistently some of the most boring and bad posts on this forum. What else am I gonna do at work (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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keyboard vomit posted:What else am I gonna do at work Anything else.
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Smythe posted:Anything else.
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keyboard vomit posted:What else am I gonna do at work Smythe posted:Anything else. welp
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Smythe posted:Anything else.
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jre posted:welp lol
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