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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Hey, lemme give a Finnish redneck opinion on this: Paranoid fuckheads who go as far as to name themselves "punakone" do not need automatic weapons, and really needing even a semi-auto means you're a lovely hunter who shouldn't be shooting. The new gun ban is poorly worded and should probably be revised to eliminate edge cases, but it's better than nothing. If for nothing else, then for the sake of my barn and animals. I wouldn't trust punakone to reliably identify a cow from a moose.

Automatic weapons are also very little use against the Russians, they were defeated last time by just making it too goddamn annoying to traverse Finland.

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Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

endlessmonotony posted:

Hey, lemme give a Finnish redneck opinion on this: Paranoid fuckheads who go as far as to name themselves "punakone" do not need automatic weapons, and really needing even a semi-auto means you're a lovely hunter who shouldn't be shooting. The new gun ban is poorly worded and should probably be revised to eliminate edge cases, but it's better than nothing. If for nothing else, then for the sake of my barn and animals. I wouldn't trust punakone to reliably identify a cow from a moose.

Automatic weapons are also very little use against the Russians, they were defeated last time by just making it too goddamn annoying to traverse Finland.

Automatics are not legal anyway, I dont use a semiautomatic to hunt, which have a three bullet magazine limit, if not outright banned for certain game. Semiautomatics in Finland are mostly used in Finland for reservist training, as it is part of building a beliveable defence. You need licenses and prove use for said license.

The gun directive had been out before Paris, and it actually was great for intended purpose, only after Paris was semiauto ban slapped on based purely on fear and does nothing to actually address the illegal weapons the terrorists have had, which have been shoddily deactivated guns, which the directive would have taken care of.

But keep the ad hominems instead of actually addressing any points.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Criminals/terrorists use illegally acquired weapons so why restrict legal ownership? It would not solve any problems.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Rifles are not a credible defence force against cruise missiles and fighter jets, hth.

E: Heh, I didn't know this replacement.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Riso posted:

Criminals/terrorists use illegally acquired weapons so why restrict legal ownership? It would not solve any problems.

Non-proliferation.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Riso posted:

Criminals/terrorists use illegally acquired weapons so why restrict legal ownership? It would not solve any problems.

We must do something, this dumb poo poo is something, we must do this dumb poo poo.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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steinrokkan posted:

Rifles are not a credible defence force against cruise missiles and fighter jets, hth.

E: Heh, I didn't know this replacement.

What is? How do we defend ourselves against RUssians? Lie down and ask "please stomp all over my dick please" in russian?

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

GreyjoyBastard posted:

This but unironically [the EU legislative process].

Where would you like to start (also, how bored are you prepared to get) ? The EU has a pretty good guide explaining the institutions and procedures. But the actual politics and policy-making are far more involved in practice, as are the interaction between the member states and the EU institutions, not to mention the role of subnational and transnational actors.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Where would you like to start (also, how bored are you prepared to get) ? The EU has a pretty good guide explaining the institutions and procedures. But the actual politics and policy-making are far more involved in practice, as are the interaction between the member states and the EU institutions, not to mention the role of subnational and transnational actors.

I do love goon summaries, but thanks for the easy link (which may be useful to other folks, which is part of why I asked instead of googling).

I am prepared to get pretty bored and listen to interesting details about almost anything.

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

Rifles are not a credible defence force against cruise missiles and fighter jets, hth.

E: Heh, I didn't know this replacement.

I take it you have taken time to become familiar with the Finnish defence doctrine to make such statements? The keyword is cost. I am sure its nice to be under the US nuclear umbrella but some of us actually have To do some legwork :)

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

punakone posted:

I take it you have taken time to become familiar with the Finnish defence doctrine to make such statements? The keyword is cost. I am sure its nice to be under the US nuclear umbrella but some of us actually have To do some legwork :)

If you are afraid of drunken hordes of Russian conscripts storming your precious bogs and empty forests, join NATO. Have you watched the Iraq war? A couple hunting muskets or whatever are not gonna stop a modern army.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Which is more likely to deter Russian aggression against Finland: a few hundred thousand guys with rifles, or the fact that the EU has a mutual defence clause which means that attacking Finland (or any other member state) is tantamount to attacking Britain and France, and any scenario in which those two are gearing up to fight Russia almost certainly has the US coming in on their side as well?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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waitwhatno posted:

If you are afraid of drunken hordes of Russian conscripts storming your precious bogs and empty forests, join NATO. Have you watched the Iraq war? A couple hunting muskets or whatever are not gonna stop a modern army.

Afghanistan.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

LemonDrizzle posted:

Which is more likely to deter Russian aggression against Finland: a few hundred thousand guys with rifles, or the fact that the EU has a mutual defence clause which means that attacking Finland (or any other member state) is tantamount to attacking Britain and France?

The latter, as long as the U.S. is not also part of that defense clause.

waitwhatno posted:

If you are afraid of drunken hordes of Russian conscripts storming your precious bogs and empty forests, join NATO.

That would probably be the best way to have little green men crossing the Finnish border actually...

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



lol what legwork? unless ak's can shoot Migs from the sky and sink battle cruisers you're poo poo out of luck.

Last time you fought a front (not the full russian army, a front) to a kinda standstill in winter, with no airforce and because of logistics. Guess what as massively developed in the last 70 years?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Soviets took Afghanistan in a couple weeks, if I remember correctly. Northern alliance didn't need much longer with American support.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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waitwhatno posted:

Soviets took Afghanistan in a couple weeks, if I remember correctly. Northern alliance didn't need much longer with American support.

There's a little bit more to both stories, you realize.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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waitwhatno posted:

Soviets took Afghanistan in a couple weeks, if I remember correctly. Northern alliance didn't need much longer with American support.

Which worked out really well for both of them in the end. None of us think we could hold out a week against Russia, which is precisely why we train every single eligible man (and every volunteerin woman) to shoot a rifle and live in the forest.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

So the country will be occupied in a couple of weeks and then the local population will throw away lives in suicide attacks until the other country gets distracted by domestic problems and leaves?

Friendly Humour posted:

Which worked out really well for both of them in the end. None of us think we could hold out a week against Russia, which is precisely why we train every single eligible man (and every volunteerin woman) to shoot a rifle and live in the forest.

That accomplishes one thing: Get every man shot for being an enemy combatant.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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steinrokkan posted:

So the country will be occupied in a couple of weeks and then the local population will throw away lives in suicide attacks until the other country gets distracted by domestic problems and leaves?

Yup.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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Yeah uh, as monstrous as the Russians might seem to you my friend, I don't think they're gonna go hitler on us just to have our loving bogs.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Well, I guess you fellas have pluck or something.

Friendly Humour posted:

Yeah uh, as monstrous as the Russians might seem to you my friend, I don't think they're gonna go hitler on us just to have our loving bogs.

Or to word it more likely terms: Get more men killed because they were trying to play heroes and put their useless training into practice.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Friendly Humour posted:

Which worked out really well for both of them in the end. None of us think we could hold out a week against Russia, which is precisely why we train every single eligible man (and every volunteerin woman) to shoot a rifle and live in the forest.

I'm not an expert, but I seriously doubt that small arms had any significant impact on the Soviet/American occupation. IED's and MANPAD's did the trick.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



ok, have fun being carpet bombed to oblivion i guess.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

ChainsawCharlie posted:

ok, have fun being carpet bombed to oblivion i guess.

What would Russia have to gain from that?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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waitwhatno posted:

I'm not an expert, but I seriously doubt that small arms had any significant impact on the Soviet/American occupation. IED's and MANPAD's did the trick.

Well, this and that, I imagine we'll be using garade drone bombs by the time Russians come back for round three, but any little bit helps! Thank you for your concern!

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



have you seen russia's ROE for syria? for chechnya? They give minus zero fucks, and in a full scale conflict will wreck your poo poo just to save face. but you're right, they wont, because this is a stupid tangent.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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I am indeed willing to concede that if the Russians genocide every single male Finn and carpet bomb the cities into ash and drag the women and the children into slavery, they will indeed be able to conquer Finland.

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate
Fuuuuck shut up shut up shut up. No one wants Finland. NO ONE EVER WANTS FINLAND. Finland has nothing to do with anything just shut up with your stupid derail.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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poo poo, hope nobodfy from the kgb reads that

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Baxta posted:

Fuuuuck shut up shut up shut up. No one wants Finland. NO ONE EVER WANTS FINLAND. Finland has nothing to do with anything just shut up with your stupid derail.

Unfortunately it's in Europe :(

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Friendly Humour posted:

I am indeed willing to concede that if the Russians genocide every single male Finn and carpet bomb the cities into ash and drag the women and the children into slavery, they will indeed be able to conquer Finland.

Stop doing that. Fins are supposed to be depressed and full of self-loathing. Stop defending your miserable bog country on the internet and resign to your depressing lot in life.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

endlessmonotony posted:


Automatic weapons are also very little use against the Russians, they were defeated last time by just making it too goddamn annoying to traverse Finland.

I think its worth keeping in mind, despite the extreme degrees of romanticism around the winter war, the Russians weren't actually defeated. They actually imposed harsher terms on the Finns when the war ended than what was offered before it began.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
I think Russia would be willing to concede that, easy access to guns or not, Fins are legitimately the only one of their neighbors that scare them, mainly due to things like this.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Helsinki is a lovely city, though, im sure putin thinks it would be a shame if...something happened to it.

In other news,the british confederation of industry says that a brexit could cost 100 billions pounds:

http://www.euronews.com/2016/03/21/brexit-could-cost-uk-billions-says-confederation-of-british-industry/

Ya know, the fact that the CBI and the entire City are poo poo scared of a Brexit , kinda makes me support it. You go, proud Britannia!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Majorian posted:

What would Russia have to gain from that?

A warm feeling of Stronk!ness in their pants.

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I do love goon summaries, but thanks for the easy link (which may be useful to other folks, which is part of why I asked instead of googling).

I am prepared to get pretty bored and listen to interesting details about almost anything.

I'm doing a master's in European Studies myself, so I think it's rather fascinating, but reasonable people can differ on that point :). Unfortunately, where and how and under what procedures decisions are taken or laws made may differ per policy area. And even when decisions are taken or directives adopted, member states are not guaranteed to comply with them in full. Also, not everything the EU does falls under the category of hard law or regulations; there is a great deal of cooperation and 'soft'policy coordination and influencing which does not have formal powers of law. So I'm afraid writing a good summary is entirely beyond me (also, the Europol threads so far didn't make me feel it was worth it to try), but I can comment on particular policy fields, mostly the economic ones.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Cat Mattress posted:

A warm feeling of Stronk!ness in their pants.

They're getting enough of that from being able to declare victory in Syria, regardless of whether or not anything that could be deemed "victory" was achieved.:wink:

For the record, my grandfather was a Russian tank driver during the Winter War, so the Finland discussion is very interesting to me, fwiw.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Friendly Humour posted:

What is? How do we defend ourselves against RUssians? Lie down and ask "please stomp all over my dick please" in russian?

The same as anyone else,


So hurry up and join.

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Nov 4, 2014
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I can't wait to join!

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