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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
My ex-girlfriend essentially grew up on fast food, and more or less had an addiction Dairy Queen food (it didn't help that she spent her high school years working there). Between that, and family Mexican restaurants, she wouldn't eat anything. No Thai, Indian, Korean, Japanese or any Asian food. I remember making pot-stickers for dinner once, and she was disgusted by them. She was perfectly content having a bowl of cheerios for dinner. Coincidentally, she wasn't a fan of gay marriage, liked Republicans because they seemed like "nice guys" and thought weed was the worst thing in existence.

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


seiferguy posted:

My ex-girlfriend essentially grew up on fast food, and more or less had an addiction Dairy Queen food (it didn't help that she spent her high school years working there). Between that, and family Mexican restaurants, she wouldn't eat anything. No Thai, Indian, Korean, Japanese or any Asian food. I remember making pot-stickers for dinner once, and she was disgusted by them. She was perfectly content having a bowl of cheerios for dinner. Coincidentally, she wasn't a fan of gay marriage, liked Republicans because they seemed like "nice guys" and thought weed was the worst thing in existence.

Congratulations on dodging that bullet, brother.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



In some rather frightening / hilarious newbits today:

https://news.vice.com/article/ted-cruz-police-patrol-secure-muslim-neighborhoods-brussels-attacks?utm_source=vicenewsfb

quote:

Ted Cruz Calls for Crackdown on 'Muslim Neighborhoods' in the US After Brussels Attacks

Senator Ted Cruz called for law enforcement agents to "patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods" in the United States in response to Tuesday's terror attacks in Brussels, which killed at least 34 people.

Cruz, who is currently running for the Republican presidential nomination, released a statement on Tuesday saying that the country needs "to empower law enforcement to patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods before they become radicalized."

The call came just hours after the Islamic State took credit for the Brussels attacks.

Cruz also called for the US to "immediately halt the flow of refugees from countries with a significant al Qaida or ISIS presence," a measure that he has been pushing in Congress for months, which stops short of Republican frontrunner Donald Trump's call to temporarily halt immigration by any individuals of the Islamic faith.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Hermetic posted:

It's food for people who are afraid of any flavor other than "salty", or any textures other than "crunchy" and "firm". Basically, people who are scared of eating.

There's a shitload of people like this, and any color other than fried golden is probably going to be avoided.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Turning Muslim communities into German-style ghettos.

The right wing in this country keeps getting more and more frightening.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
I have family that, after the death of their parents, had enough inheritance to retire early, and they now literally eat cracker barrel three meals a day. They will not eat anywhere else. They refuse to travel anywhere that does not have a cracker barrel.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hummus became America-approved when the Dr. Phil crowd said it was healthy and soccer moms dogpiled on it. One of the few good things to come from food crazes. Because of the source though, if you actually asked them what went into hummus most people probably wouldn't be able to say. You go to the store, and buy a tub of hummus, and that's hummus.

It's especially funny to think that a lot of the things people are skittish of are actually fundamentally American. Tomatoes and peanuts feature HEAVILY in EU and SE Asian foods and are a new world crop. Same with potatoes and hot peppers and pepper and and and

letthereberock posted:

One of the earliest episodes of The Simpsons from around 1991-ish had the family going out to eat Sushi, but first they all talk for a minute about what Sushi is, because (according to the commentary) the writers knew they had to explain the concept of Sushi to a large portion of the population.

Also, it wouldn't just be Mexican restaurants that would suffer if it were somehow possible to deport every illegal immigrant. It would be all restaurants. Remember that next time you see someone who thinks getting rid of all the immigrants will solve all of our problems, but also thinks that raising the minimum wage is a bad thing because it will lead to $15 burgers.

Oh yeah I worked in restaurants for 10 years, people always love having their vision of a bustling kitchen of pink cheeked Italian guys at the local Italian place smashed when I tell them that, at pretty much any restaurant you go to that isn't 100% family operated, it's Mexicans back there. Well, a few Colombians too and a Guatemalan or three in my day too but it's best not to get into too much nuance with most people.

Pretty much the only place you'll find any restaurant kitchen staffed with white people is if it's in a college town.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The whole chicken nuggets/tenders thing in American adults is hosed up and I'm shocked by the number of people who do it. It also has to be some side effect of a coddled childhood because it's only ever WASPS and their ilk.

Chicken tenders is more forgivable...well, sometimes, but it's certainly a red flag.

sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

Beef Hardcheese posted:


:downs: : "What's 'tahini'?"
:) : "Ground-up toasted sesame seeds."
:downs: : "Sesame? Oh..."


I find that describing tahini as "kinda like peanut butter, except with sesame seeds" makes it sound less threatening.

Hummus becomes 'fancy bean dip'.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Cruz continues to work on proving that he's the worst man in the US government. It's almost admirable in a terrible way.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Epic High Five posted:

Oh yeah I worked in restaurants for 10 years, people always love having their vision of a bustling kitchen of pink cheeked Italian guys at the local Italian place smashed when I tell them that, at pretty much any restaurant you go to that isn't 100% family operated, it's Mexicans back there. Well, a few Colombians too and a Guatemalan or three in my day too but it's best not to get into too much nuance with most people.

Pretty much the only place you'll find any restaurant kitchen staffed with white people is if it's in a college town.

Anthony Bourdain devotes a large section of Kitchen Confidential to explaining that, and why white kids straight from the Culinary Institute are the absolute worst employees.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Was gonna share but imgur's hosed up as always. There's a photo of Obama in Cuba pointing and laughing at a painting of a nude Donald Trump sporting a tiny penis. It's fantastic.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

GreyjoyBastard posted:

...Uzbekistan?

Uzbekistan is every bit as bad as Cuba if not worse, but will let us land airplanes there, so ever since the War on Terror began they've been our pals

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Edit: and since when is China an American toady, although I get your meaning; just don't want you accidentally hurting the feelings of the Chinese people

Yeah, they don't belong in the toady category. My bad.

Epic High Five posted:

huge swaths of the country that consider Olive Garden to be a little frighteningly unfamiliar and we can't let those people have their way.

Freepers want their names.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

This needs to be tweeted at Donald Trump nonstop.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Don't leave us. gently caress the 22nd Amendment.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Wait, this is real? I thought this was a photoshop. Oh Obama-sempai :swoon:

I love how its next to a painting that says Cornholio on it.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

:eyepop: Holy poo poo.

e: awww...

ManlyGrunting fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Mar 22, 2016

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

twistedmentat posted:

Wait, this is real? I thought this was a photoshop. Oh Obama-sempai :swoon:

I love how its next to a painting that says Cornholio on it.

It's a photoshop of a photoshop. If that's even possible.


http://www.snopes.com/obama-pointing-trump-painting/

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

twistedmentat posted:

Wait, this is real? I thought this was a photoshop.

Disclaimer: I found this on imgur, so not sure about it's veracity. I hope it's real.

e: poo poo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol you guys, "oh I wonder if this is real or not"

2016 election cycle tip for y'all: if it's popular it's true, period

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

ErIog posted:

Throw in with the Soviet Union back before most of the people who complain about it were alive. Most can't explain what the purpose of the embargo was. As far as they're concerned it was punitive and working as intended. A subset is also terrified that Obama's gambit is going to work, and Dems are going to get foreign policy cred before the GOP could.

My freshman college roommate was the son of somebody high up in the Bautista regime. He spent a lot of the time we spent together talking about how great it was going to be when his family reclaimed all the property Castro had stolen from them. Dunno how popular that sentiment was in general among the second and third generations of Americans born from expats from the revolution, but was sure strong with him.

So yeah beyond ideology there's the matter of nationalized private property.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Um by the way "tahini" is an odd way of saying it, I've known it all my life as "tajine", but that's probably just the French way of spelling it that Dutch simply adopted.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Thanks for the horrifying link. :)

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

the jizz taxi posted:

Um by the way "tahini" is an odd way of saying it, I've known it all my life as "tajine", but that's probably just the French way of spelling it that Dutch simply adopted.

Are you sure you're not actually thinking of tagine/tajine, the delicious Moroccan dish?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It's a double edged sword

As soon as we embrace the full wonderfulness of ME cuisine, you'll have to deal with things like Baklava Milkshakes and of course a huge spike in diabetes

Polybius91
Jun 4, 2012

Cobrastan is not a real country.
I have a generally lovely palate (like chicken tenders and eat bacon cheeseburgers way more often than is healthy) and I'm a dyed-in-the-wool, "abolish the capitalist class and democratize all businesses" socialist whose favorite media is mostly British. ¯\:shobon:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Tony Phillips posted:

It's a photoshop of a photoshop. If that's even possible.


http://www.snopes.com/obama-pointing-trump-painting/

So he was pointing at Bevis and Butt-Head? That's still awesome.

Yea Yea, Obama rules!

I admit to be a fairly picky eater, i hate raw tomatos, all kinds of peppers and mushrooms, and not a fan of seafood, but I am willing to try new stuff. Though that attitude put me off indian food as my friends loved to go to a place that was super cheap but really dirty and i got serious food poisoning from it. But I did get over my problem with Thai food that came about after I found out what fish sauce was, and I'm glad I did manage to get over it.

How boring must your life be if you only eat the same thing over and over and over. I love burgers, but I'm happy to get some sushi or burritos or sulvalki or real Chinese food (the kind you get at a resturant where my group is the only white people). I mean, we live in at world where your food choices are staggering, but people are so conditioned to fear the unknown that they won't even step into a resturant that serves funny sounding foos.

Hummus on sandwiches is fantastic.

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 22, 2016

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

twistedmentat posted:

So he was pointing at Bevis and Butt-Head? That's still awesome.

Yea Yea, Obama rules!

No, that was also a photoshop. That's why Tony Phillips called it a photoshop of a photoshop. :v:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Polybius91 posted:

I have a generally lovely palate (like chicken tenders and eat bacon cheeseburgers way more often than is healthy) and I'm a dyed-in-the-wool, "abolish the capitalist class and democratize all businesses" socialist whose favorite media is mostly British. ¯\:shobon:

It's generally viewed that conservative = scared of new foods and liberal = embraces new cuisine but that's actually an extremely unfair characterization

I know lots of liberal leaning people who eat Chipotle 2-3 times a day, which is absolutely no different than eating Cracker Barrel the same amount. I know a few older conservatives who adore all kinds of new food and restaurants, and in fact probably do so more genuinely than a lot of younger people because they grew up with a relative paucity of options

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Yes, let's base our assumptions of other people's political leanings from their location rather than where they go to eat. Live in Alabama or Mississippi? Well, if you're not in favor of bringing back lynching we'll call that a victory.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

Jurgan posted:

Any Italian food was considered exotic in the 1700's, to the point where "macaroni" was a synonym for fancy or stylish. Hence the line in Yankee Doodle Dandy about a feather in your hat being "macaroni."


Holy poo poo.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Idran posted:

No, that was also a photoshop. That's why Tony Phillips called it a photoshop of a photoshop. :v:

Well, derp. I wonder what the Obama in the original picture was pointing to.

Minghawk
Oct 9, 2012

Epic High Five posted:

Hummus became America-approved when the Dr. Phil crowd said it was healthy and soccer moms dogpiled on it.

Healthy in comparison to what? I love the stuff but it's pure fat and in no way good for you.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

It's a double edged sword

As soon as we embrace the full wonderfulness of ME cuisine, you'll have to deal with things like Baklava Milkshakes and of course a huge spike in diabetes

Come to butt head...

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Minghawk posted:

Healthy in comparison to what? I love the stuff but it's pure fat and in no way good for you.

Uh its from the mysterious East so therefor its healthy for you.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Minghawk posted:

Healthy in comparison to what? I love the stuff but it's pure fat and in no way good for you.

Isn't it how its made? I've found relatively lean hummus that makes it a healthy snack and so long as you treat it as a fat source (like a burger) it's perfectly healthy. Sabra is extremely fatty (and so creamy) but all the home made hummus I've had is more fluffy.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Minghawk posted:

Healthy in comparison to what? I love the stuff but it's pure fat and in no way good for you.

Fat isn't inherently bad, in fact it can be quite good. Hummus is fairly calorie dense but each individual ingredient is quite idiot-proof and good for you. Beans aren't bad for you, and neither are sesame seeds or lemon or salt or garlic or most anything else you see added to it.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
It's pretty repellent how Mike Rogers, former Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee and crusader against all things privacy related, is now a regular talking head for CNN and will inevitably be trotted out any time something terrorist related happens to vomit his bile, usually under a title like "CNN Commentator"

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Isn't the bland palate in some parts of the US due to a triple whammy of WW1 rationing, The Great Depression, and WW2 rationing, and a few other stupid things such as certain sects of Protestants believing that enjoying anything is evil/a sin*?

*See Sylvester Graham and whats-his-name Kellogg.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

PhazonLink posted:

Isn't the bland palate in some parts of the US due to a triple whammy of WW1 rationing, The Great Depression, and WW2 rationing, and a few other stupid things such as certain sects of Protestants believing that enjoying anything is evil/a sin*?

*See Sylvester Graham and whats-his-name Kellogg.

well the largest ethnic contributors to the midwest were german, polish, and scandinavian immigrants, so

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