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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

He really hosed up in the biggest way. Same with Jackie of course.

My god, if I had that job...

I still listen to the "Here in my butt" ETM parody song, and Artie says, at one point, "how can people think I don't like coming in here everyday?". Every time I hear it, I wonder how much he regrets it.

No, because he gave that line to complete the story that he liked the job and that he wasn't calling off every so often because he hated it, but because his addiction meant more to him than that. He would seed those in there every so often to give his excuses some weight.

And he will take regret to the grave, because he's not going to get help with his addiction or his underlying psychological issues. The only thing that isn't certain is how many podcasts/shows/opportunities he's going to piss away before he kicks off the mortal coil.

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Does anyone have the Get John's Job saga from the megapost? I never downloaded all the stuff on Mega before it got taken down because I had no space on my old PC and I'm jonesing for that really bad. There should be 3 parts as the first two were listed but the last, the finale, was unlisted by Todd Packer originally for whatever reason. It's just gone from anywhere I can look and I'm sad :(

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm at a Jewish funeral, and there are going to be prayers. I'm doing my best not to think about Gilbert Gottfried.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm at a Jewish funeral, and there are going to be prayers. I'm doing my best not to think about Gilbert Gottfried.

You could use Sal for inspiration and give a speech where you say you're in support of "Jews for Jesus".

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

He really hosed up in the biggest way. Same with Jackie of course.

My god, if I had that job...
Artie obviously regrets it, but his dismissal was rooted in his psychological and addiction issues. You can argue that addicts just "make poor choices", but it's more complex than that.
Jackie was/is just a dimwit who let his greed and self-importance piss away the greatest job he'll ever have.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Sasquatch! posted:

Artie obviously regrets it, but his dismissal was rooted in his psychological and addiction issues. You can argue that addicts just "make poor choices", but it's more complex than that.
Jackie was/is just a dimwit who let his greed and self-importance piss away the greatest job he'll ever have.

And let's be fair to Artie: he had a career (such as it was) before the Stern show. Even if being friends with Norm helped that out, he at least was known the public before going onto Stern. And given his contacts, he could have had a career that gave him a living after the Stern show as well. Seriously, if he somehow went completely clean after 2010 and got straight, he would still have a heck of a career.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Sasquatch! posted:

Artie obviously regrets it, but his dismissal was rooted in his psychological and addiction issues. You can argue that addicts just "make poor choices", but it's more complex than that.
Jackie was/is just a dimwit who let his greed and self-importance piss away the greatest job he'll ever have.

And yet Jackie's not repeating the same weird mixture of over the top rear end kissing and passive aggressive whining that Artie does every few months. Guess it's better to be dumb than addicted to heroin. (See also: Sal)

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Gilbert is on the most recent episode of I Was There Too, and it is of course hilarious.

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/aladdin-with-gilbert-gottfried/

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Thanks, I'll give it a listen.

Also, you can download Gilbert's Podcasts from PodFM. I've got the first 20 queued up and waiting. Listened to the first one last night, and I loved it. Can't wait to get to Butch Patrick and Billy West.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Sasquatch! posted:

Jackie was/is just a dimwit who let his greed and self-importance piss away the greatest job he'll ever have.

And yet, it seems like Howard is the one who can't let Jackie's resignation go. Jackie seems happy and normal, and Howard seems like he wants SO BADLY for Jackie to regret his decision and Jackie just completely doesn't. It's funny.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

YeahTubaMike posted:

And yet, it seems like Howard is the one who can't let Jackie's resignation go. Jackie seems happy and normal, and Howard seems like he wants SO BADLY for Jackie to regret his decision and Jackie just completely doesn't. It's funny.

I want to believe that, but I feel like Jackie does regret it, and just bottles it up so that he doesn't give Howard the satisfaction.

You have to remember that on plugs alone, Jackie had a very lucrative career in "stand up", and that all disappeared when he left the show.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You can really make a killing selling CDs for $15.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Squashy Nipples posted:

I want to believe that, but I feel like Jackie does regret it, and just bottles it up so that he doesn't give Howard the satisfaction.

I could see that, but Jackie's satisfaction with his life does not ring false to me in any of the interviews I've seen.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Jackie has said before he wishes he could make the choice differently. He knows he hosed up but he's massively different from Artie because he was never a fan. That gig was just a job to Jackie, it had way more meaning to Artie which is why he will always have an issue with how it ended.

There's just an enormous difference between how each guy saw that job and trying to compare it and how they feel now that they don't have it anymore is just apples and oranges.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Crotch Bat posted:

Jackie has said before he wishes he could make the choice differently. He knows he hosed up but he's massively different from Artie because he was never a fan. That gig was just a job to Jackie, it had way more meaning to Artie which is why he will always have an issue with how it ended.

There's just an enormous difference between how each guy saw that job and trying to compare it and how they feel now that they don't have it anymore is just apples and oranges.

Not to mention that it's been...poo poo, how many years now? Sure, you can have regrets, but after a while you just move on with your life and continue living. While it sucks, Jackie will probably continue living his life the best he can. Eventually Artie will realize that as well, if he manages to make it the next few years without a significant health event that forces him to relapse.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I sort of sympathize (or is it empathize?);I used to have a 9-5 office job writing music and designing sound for casino games. Putting my diploma and skills to use every single day for something I'm genuinely interested in was incredible. Sure it got boring and frustrating sometimes, but overall it was a GOOD boring or frustrating.

However, the poo poo economy being what it was, my fiancée couldn't find work, so things were tight. She got a great job in Montreal, so we moved from New Brunswick (it's like the state of Maine or Connecticut, except in Canada) for her job, and I applied my rear end off everywhere. After working at a stressful office job for 9 months, I got in at what is pretty much Porn Central.

All joking aside, am I putting my audio knowledge and passion to good use during the day? No, not remotely. But I like my job for what it is.

And right now, I'm at home, working on a laptop that was sent to me from Montana, because someone in the casino/betting business heard about my work and is now giving me a side job to work on.

Artie needs to a) get officially clean, and b) make sure he's doing something even remotely like he used to, and the podcast seems pretty close to that, so I'm happy for him that he has that.

Anyway, sorry about the rant, but I don't usually get to talk about this to anyone, and the people in this thread are pretty loving awesome. :black101:

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Jackie asked Tom for his job back like a week after quitting. When Joke Hunt was still on 101, he would every so often try to sell his own rendition of how his quitting went down and sort of shift the blame on everyone else but himself. And just recently, he put Benjy on blast with tinfoil claims that his hiring not only ruined the dynamic of the show but was actually a ploy to force him out.

He's definitely not as content as he claims, or at least still carries a major chip on his shoulder about leaving the show.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The funny thing with Howard is you can't ever tell when he's done but when he is then so are you. He fought for Jackie a bunch of times in negotiation and I think to Jackie he expected Howard to save the day and when he didn't it was just over and he knew he hosed up(boy I bet Jackie spent the next month drunk out of his mind).

Jackie despises Benjy though and always has because yea, he thought Benjy was hired by Howard and Tom to show that there are other people to do Jackie's job if so called upon. I don't particularly think this is a crazy notion by Jackie either. Howard may not have seen it as such but I think to Tom knowing there was another writer Howard was fine with was exactly what he wanted when it came time to negotiate with Jackie.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The "I Want You Back" tapes are just brutal. Howard was at least cool about asking Gary to let them be played and letting him make money off it. I think he walked out with $28,000 or something which was probably more than he made in 6 months at the time. He definitely made the right choice but oofa, the ballbusting is legendary.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Anyone remember this tool on the Stern Show?



I don't remember hearing it.

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

Some don uploaded a playlist full of Scott The Engineer goofs :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playlist

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Happy 'Lowest Common Deniner' Tuesday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfFoxxIvq4

EDIT: I still need to know what a bundt cake call is. :colbert:

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Mar 22, 2016

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.

BurtLington posted:

Some don uploaded a playlist full of Scott The Engineer goofs :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playlist

I wanna watch this but the link is just to "playlist" :(

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

POCKET CHOMP posted:

I wanna watch this but the link is just to "playlist" :(

Oops, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo9VBBBzcgg

They're all on this guy's channel, which also has shitloads of the on-air fights.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Crotch Bat posted:

The "I Want You Back" tapes are just brutal. Howard was at least cool about asking Gary to let them be played and letting him make money off it. I think he walked out with $28,000 or something which was probably more than he made in 6 months at the time. He definitely made the right choice but oofa, the ballbusting is legendary.

I remember watching the TV episode version recently (I'd only ever seen the abbrevieted version they play on Best Of..) and its funny how quick the drop off is in price for seats to see the video. Three guys paid like $5000 each, then it dropped to the next wave of guys who paid $200. I'm shocked there weren't more fans out there who wouldn't pay more than that for a chance to a) come into the studio and meet everyone and b) be part of a bit.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Four hours of prank calls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdCNe-9Fw3Q

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

DeadBonesBrook posted:

I remember watching the TV episode version recently (I'd only ever seen the abbrevieted version they play on Best Of..) and its funny how quick the drop off is in price for seats to see the video. Three guys paid like $5000 each, then it dropped to the next wave of guys who paid $200. I'm shocked there weren't more fans out there who wouldn't pay more than that for a chance to a) come into the studio and meet everyone and b) be part of a bit.

Be part of one of the best bits of all time.

At the time I was working in Philly, and couldn't take the time off to drive up there, so it wasn't the money that was an issue. Hell $200 is cheap just to visit the studio, let alone be on the show for a great bit.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jesus, it's SO much worse when you can see him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ib5tLRU9M

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
If anyone cares, it was Spiceboy that stole the Hogan tape.

http://www.btls.com/news/spice-boy-is-a-thief.html (scroll down past the domestic complaint)

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Squashy Nipples posted:

Thanks, I'll give it a listen.

Also, you can download Gilbert's Podcasts from PodFM. I've got the first 20 queued up and waiting. Listened to the first one last night, and I loved it. Can't wait to get to Butch Patrick and Billy West.

It's way down the line, but I recently listened to the Steve Buscemi episode, and it is pure Gilbert awesomeness. He gives up pretending to know anything about his career about halfway into it and just starts being incredibly rude to him. It's also one of several episodes where he starts going off on a long tangents about Danny Kaye and Sir Laurence Olivier loving each other in the rear end.

I love Gilbert's podcast, because I'm an old gently caress and I've actually heard of all the old fucks he talks to every week, but it's always so rewarding when he gets completely unhinged.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Bonzo posted:

If anyone cares, it was Spiceboy that stole the Hogan tape.

http://www.btls.com/news/spice-boy-is-a-thief.html (scroll down past the domestic complaint)

Old news, from last November.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

No one with a dick that big should be given $140m or any money at all for that matter.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I would listen to a whole show of Sour Shoes pretending to be Richard Simmons.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Bonzo posted:

If anyone cares, it was Spiceboy that stole the Hogan tape.

http://www.btls.com/news/spice-boy-is-a-thief.html (scroll down past the domestic complaint)

The thing that came out about that was Cowheads involvement. I guess he and Spice kinda hooked up to figure out what to do with it.

In other Bubba news...I am trying to finish some Bubba packs I promised a long time ago and I went to log into my archives account and all of a sudden the Sirius shows from 2006-2008 are all unavailable. They are there, but my access has been blocked...it puts you into a loop of login and out. My archives from 2009 and up are still fine....
I think they are scrubbing the archive audio in case the Gawker appeals trial wants to go back and listen to the thousands of hours with Hogan in the studio.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I never used to like the Jack and Rod show, but after listening to them a few times, I don't know what my problem was, they're loving incredible.

"Legalize marijewanna"

EDIT: Aw man, just as I was formatting a Brandy Taylore video, the "750..BALLOONS!' ETM prank call came on, from that 2016 prank call compilation.

:rip: Eric.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Mar 24, 2016

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Garry Shandling has passed away.

http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/garry-shandling-dead-larry-sanders-show-show-1201738601/

Gonna be some very sad "Hey Nowwwwws" next week :(

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Yeah, this is the first place I came when I heard. I probably would have never watched the Sanders show if it weren't for Howard and his hey nows. :rip:

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Is everyones else's reaction "are they on vacation" when you see a celeb die?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Garry Shandling has passed away.

http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/garry-shandling-dead-larry-sanders-show-show-1201738601/

Gonna be some very sad "Hey Nowwwwws" next week :(

Hey now, that was real funny...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D89eOYo0kpw

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EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Is everyones else's reaction "are they on vacation" when you see a celeb die?

Definitely

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