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Jerusalem posted:Not that I’d ever want his odor of gin and sour defeat all over me. His breath smelled of beer and pretzeled bread.
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TMMadman posted:His breath smelled of beer and pretzeled bread. My cat's breath smells like catfood 
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Mar 22, 2016 22:10
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Jerusalem posted:My cat's breath smells like catfood Jerusalem, no! Dont you see, that is taking the easy way out?
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Mar 22, 2016 22:45
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Jerusalem, no! You're moving the whole thread five miles down the road?
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Jerusalem, no! You're not just putting new newspaper over the old newspaper, are you?
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Jerusalem posted:My cat's breath smells like catfood Hey! That's "Obsession" for men.
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Mar 23, 2016 00:16
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Deviant posted:You're moving the whole thread five miles down the road? Well, as you can see, when the goon trips the alarm the quote thread raises from its foundations and runs down the street and around the corner to safety.
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Mar 23, 2016 01:02
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Root Bear posted:You're not just putting new newspaper over the old newspaper, are you? If it was big and annual, I'm sure they would've mentioned it in the newspaper.
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Mar 23, 2016 01:54
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Root Bear posted:I don't have to listen to these wild allegations! Mr Lance Murdock posted:I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular beer TMMadman posted:His breath smelled of beer and pretzeled bread. Goons, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there. 
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Mar 23, 2016 02:40
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Jerusalem, no! Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping my rear end round the clock....
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Mar 23, 2016 04:46
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Jerusalem posted:Bread and water, icy showers, guards whomping my rear end round the clock.... They pee in a cup and throw it at you! I saw it in a movie!
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Mar 23, 2016 04:52
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They pee in a cup and throw it at you! I saw it in a movie! I don't know what you have planned for tonight, CharlieFoxtrot, but count me out! 
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Mar 23, 2016 05:02
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They pee in a cup and throw it at you! I saw it in a movie! You won't be watching any prison movies where you'll be going....PRISON!
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Mar 23, 2016 05:06
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TMMadman posted:You won't be watching any prison movies where you'll be going....PRISON! The Electric Chair is ON!
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Mar 23, 2016 05:45
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They pee in a cup and throw it at you! I saw it in a movie! It's a ring toss game. 
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Mar 23, 2016 05:52
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Root Bear posted:The Electric Chair is ON! Cannons are designed to hurt! They're designed to hurt!
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Mar 23, 2016 05:58
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Root Bear posted:The Electric Chair is ON! 
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Mar 23, 2016 08:29
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TMMadman posted:You won't be watching any prison movies where you'll be going....PRISON! TMMadman, goon Les Whinen says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor. Sir, what do you have to say about that?
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:TMMadman, goon Les Whinen says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor. Sir, what do you have to say about that? I think Les Whinen outta do more quotin' and less whinin'.
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Take my advice, this ones not for greenhorns.
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Mar 23, 2016 18:48
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The Nastier Nate posted:Take my advice, this ones not for greenhorns. Greenhorn? Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn?
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TMMadman posted:Greenhorn? Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn? Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but... Wait, what was the last thing you said?
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Mar 23, 2016 20:38
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but... Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Take my advice, this ones not for greenhorns. Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face and for what? For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well I'm better than dirt... well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store bought dirt. That stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face and for what? For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well I'm better than dirt... well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store bought dirt. That stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. It says "No Boardroom Jimmys". We're allowed to have one.
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DizzyBum posted:It says "No Boardroom Jimmys". We're allowed to have one. But what I can I do? I'm just...  ... ... ...one man!
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Mar 23, 2016 22:49
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way. Back then, I was known as Kid Gorgeous! Later on it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Jack.
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Mar 23, 2016 23:15
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IMJack posted:And finally, Kid Jack. He ain't pretty no more!
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Mar 23, 2016 23:56
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Everything Counts posted:Cannons are designed to hurt! They're designed to hurt! 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face and for what? For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well I'm better than dirt... well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store bought dirt. That stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. They think they're so high and mighty; just because they were never caught driving without pants. 
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Root Bear posted:They think they're so high and mighty; just because they were never caught driving without pants. I hope he tells us to burn our pants. 
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Mar 24, 2016 02:33
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way. Curse those handsome devils. 
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Do over Ham posted:Curse those handsome devils. Do over Ham? You're the devil?
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham? You're the devil? Oh I'm sorry, I didnt know you, Do Over Ham, and Root Bear were bathing a clown in the quotes thread.
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham? You're the devil? No, I'm the head vampire!
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Mar 24, 2016 15:53
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MrSlam posted:No, I'm the head vampire! The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
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Mar 24, 2016 16:04
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TMMadman posted:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner! The cosmic ballet... goes on. 
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Justice Sloth posted:The cosmic ballet... goes on. Hello...I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins... oh wait
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Justice Sloth posted:The cosmic ballet... goes on. And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night, and keep watching the skis. Uhh. Skies.
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TMMadman posted:And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night, and keep watching the skis. Does anyone want to switch seats?
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