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https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/709776733025607680 https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/709776968959430656 https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/709777132629549056
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Mar 15, 2016 17:25
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How does Omar Kelly still have a job?
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DOOP posted:How does Omar Kelly still have a job? Because he "think out the box"
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I still cant believe he gave Miko Grimes a platform to address Miami fans AFTER SHE DELETED HER TWITTER poo poo.Amazing. He's such an incredible piece of poo poo. Also, just a reminder, knowing what you know about Omar and how snippy and dramatic he can be... http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/10/03/kevin-burnett-challenges-reporter-to-put-on-some-pads-homeboy/ For weeks Omar had been writing passive aggressive articles about Miami's linebackers being soft and weak, even going so far as to say he's seen tougher guys in sandlot games hes played in.
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Mar 18, 2016 16:28
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AAA DOLFAN posted:I still cant believe he gave Miko Grimes a platform to address Miami fans AFTER SHE DELETED HER TWITTER poo poo.Amazing. He's such an incredible piece of poo poo. I have no idea how I missed this. This is amazing.
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Mar 18, 2016 16:32
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It really is beautiful. Any other writer, I'm probably saying Burnett overreacted. But Omar constantly put himself on the same level as the players.
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Mar 18, 2016 17:04
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my dream in life now is to somehow convince Omar to put on some pads for a scrimmage
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Mar 18, 2016 17:06
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Mel Mudkiper posted:my dream in life now is to somehow convince Omar to put on some pads for a scrimmage So your dream is to watch Omar die?
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Chilichimp posted:So your dream is to watch Omar die? I could easily see a Chicago fan (or any former co-worker of) wishing that of Jay Mariotti or a Boston fan and Dan Shaugnessey or a NY fan and anyone from the Post, so yeah, that makes sense.
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Mar 18, 2016 18:36
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Chilichimp posted:So your dream is to watch Omar die? literally yes
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Mel Mudkiper posted:literally yes "Give him the Austin Collie, boys"
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Mar 18, 2016 19:49
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Ehud posted:https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/709776733025607680 i unironically agree with omar kelly sign naterob
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DOOP posted:How does Omar Kelly still have a job? https://twitter.com/meridagunner/status/711170125869658112 https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/711183802945523713 This is what he actually believes lol: https://twitter.com/notmoroccan/status/711187058765795329 https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/711187659385868289 Ehud fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Mar 19, 2016 |
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E: nvm. your edit covered it.
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drat man Omar is still salty as gently caress that Lauren and RyanTannehill blew him off their rookie season at some charity bike ride. He tried to get them on his radio show, after writing several articles detailing why Tannehill was an awful draft pick because he didn't have moxy or swagger (one of those words) and Lauren told him to gently caress off or something. Sun Sentinel loves that they get clicks I guess.
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Mar 19, 2016 19:42
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AAA DOLFAN posted:drat man Omar is still salty as gently caress that Lauren and RyanTannehill blew him off their rookie season at some charity bike ride. He tried to get them on his radio show, after writing several articles detailing why Tannehill was an awful draft pick because he didn't have moxy or swagger (one of those words) and Lauren told him to gently caress off or something. I never heard that story. Makes sense since whenever someone would tweet about a discipline issue with a player (like Incognito), Omar would start saying that people "don't know what's really going on with this team." and that Tannehill was secretly the worst human in the world, to the point where you'd wonder if he was a serial rapist or if he rips the ears off of bunnies or something.
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CubanMissile posted:I never heard that story. Makes sense since whenever someone would tweet about a discipline issue with a player (like Incognito), Omar would start saying that people "don't know what's really going on with this team." and that Tannehill was secretly the worst human in the world, to the point where you'd wonder if he was a serial rapist or if he rips the ears off of bunnies or something. Yeah it came out right around the time Miko started doing those stupid jizz comment tweets. Omar is a 23 year old girl as far as drama goes. Luckily not our problem anymore. Maxwell for cheaper than Grimes plus no psycho wife who doesn't forget her place in the organization - non existent!
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Kalli posted:I could easily see a Chicago fan (or any former co-worker of) wishing that of Jay Mariotti or a Boston fan and Dan Shaugnessey or a NY fan and anyone from the Post, so yeah, that makes sense. As a Chicago fan, I don't even think Mariotti would make the cut. Not before Mike Imrem, at least.
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Mar 21, 2016 18:44
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Ehud, considering your ability to Deadlift while doing IT why not just fight Omar Kelly already Like, go to a bar and fight him
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Ehud, considering your ability to Deadlift while doing IT why not just fight Omar Kelly already It's not polite to physically assault the mentally impaired
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Febreeze posted:It's not polite to physically assault the mentally impaired I don't think Omar will manage to hit Ehud though 
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Febreeze posted:It's not polite to physically assault the mentally impaired Unless you get paid to do it. Then it's cool.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I don't think Omar will manage to hit Ehud though hosed up if true
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 Haha  I loving love love love when Players call out Omar.
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Unfortunately it probably just feeds into his ego.
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AAA DOLFAN posted:
Cuz what's he gonna do? Ignore them on twitter? LOOOOOOOOOOL, he's such a loving horrible writer.
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Are we having a Douche of the Year tournament this year? If not, maybe we should have worst sports writer/tv guy tournament. Omar Kelly is a number 1 seed for sure. Also, not exactly sure why one would MRI a quad...
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swickles posted:Are we having a Douche of the Year tournament this year? If not, maybe we should have worst sports writer/tv guy tournament. Omar Kelly is a number 1 seed for sure. Also, not exactly sure why one would MRI a quad... How about you get the Goon Draft goin!
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warcrimes posted:How about you get the Goon Draft goin! Sure thing. Maybe, I don't know. I am super busy and would love to run a sheep, mock draft of some sort, and even .gif of the year, however I am getting married, trying to get my future wife into the country legally, and working and all that. If nothing has popped up in a week or two, I will throw something up and try to run. I just don't feel like I can it the same way as it has been in the past. Also, there is no requirement for running any of these things! If you are a college student, a dead-lifting IT worker, or even a lawyer bouncing between fields in desperate search for a stable job, you too can run any of the standard off-season distractions. Basically, if you get there first, its yours for the season. Feel free to start a thread and run something!
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Grats on your Soviet bride
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swickles posted:I am getting married, trying to get my future wife into the country legally, and working and all that. If nothing has popped up in a week or two, I will throw something up and try to run. I just don't feel like I can it the same way as it has been in the past. we used to browse mail order bride websites for fun at work which one did you use and I will tell you if you made a good decision please advise
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Do you have 90 days to return her if she's the wrong size?
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swickles posted:Are we having a Douche of the Year tournament this year? If not, maybe we should have worst sports writer/tv guy tournament. Omar Kelly is a number 1 seed for sure. Also, not exactly sure why one would MRI a quad... I think DOTY is a deep offseason activity. Dude usually started it after the draft. edit Oh man, Ben Has Tiny Weenis hasn't posted anything since January. 
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NC-17 posted:Do you have 90 days to return her if she's the wrong size? Nah, but they have a great 25% off deal for amputees.
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Ehud posted:we used to browse mail order bride websites for fun at work Sure for fun 
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Metapod posted:Sure for fun okay you got me I was legitimately trying to get one of the guys at work to buy one Unfortunately all of the pretty ones want doctors (like swickles) and other successful career men my man I worked with was making 50k a year and that isn't enough to lure anyone worthwhile. They straight up tell you in their profiles that you need a six figure income.
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NC-17 posted:define "worthwhile" Possessed many of the traits prized by the superficial male
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