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Inzombiac posted:One of these is not like the other I'm having a hard time figuring out why anyone would insert The Thing into a 90's commercial medley... but I'm really glad they did.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:You can kind of say this about any drivers in hollywood films. In the reality of films, no one apparently knows to slow down or stop if someone is in the road, they just keep driving forward. How many endless movies show someone falling onto the roadway, and then they show the semi-truck a half mile down the road barreling down on them. No matter how much distance the truck has, it never slows down or attempts to stop, it'll just run down that person if someone doesn't rescue them. After much more thought and even more over-analyzing I figured out the cause. Those people are being run over by the people in other movies having conversations where the driver rarely looks at the road, always looking at their passenger. I defy anyone to prove this wrong. 
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The Relentless posted:After much more thought and even more over-analyzing I figured out the cause. Those people are being run over by the people in other movies having conversations where the driver rarely looks at the road, always looking at their passenger. I defy anyone to prove this wrong. Mean Girls. We don't see the bus driver, so we have no way of knowing what he or she was doing.
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hooah posted:Mean Girls. We don't see the bus driver, so we have no way of knowing what he or she was doing. I bet there's a movie with a bus driver not paying attention because he/she is talking to someone. Even if nothing actually happens onscreen, the fact that they drive so long without watching the road...it's going to happen. Blood, mayhem, and death.
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The Relentless posted:After much more thought and even more over-analyzing I figured out the cause. Those people are being run over by the people in other movies having conversations where the driver rarely looks at the road, always looking at their passenger. I defy anyone to prove this wrong. Hell, I just watched Pet Semetary for the first time the other night, and when the little kid gets run over by the semi, the truck driver had ages to avoid the kid. He even actually does see the kid, honks his horn, and then keeps driving forward. Just before he hits him, the driver is all "WHOAH!!! A KID IN THE ROAD!!! OH NOOOOO!!" Like, yeah bitch, you just honked at him ten seconds ago, there's no surprise here.
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It's coming right for us!!!
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hooah posted:Mean Girls. We don't see the bus driver, so we have no way of knowing what he or she was doing. That one was especially bad because that bus driver was easily going 35, 40 mph right in front of a school.
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Christ, I had something like this happen in San Andreas (I think it was) a long time ago. I did a random jump and for some reason one of those no-model-just-lights planes that were supposed to be super high up in the sky decided to be right on top of me. It was like my car was the harpoon, and the plane was the Bird Of Prey. Only difference was that the invisible plane crashed and exploded. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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The DaVinci robot saved my life. I had five of those inserted through my ribs for heart-valve surgery (Coming from the depths of the thread)
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frozenpussy posted:tentacle grape 
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PainterofCrap posted:The DaVinci robot saved my life.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hell, I just watched Pet Semetary for the first time the other night, and when the little kid gets run over by the semi, the truck driver had ages to avoid the kid. He even actually does see the kid, honks his horn, and then keeps driving forward. Just before he hits him, the driver is all "WHOAH!!! A KID IN THE ROAD!!! OH NOOOOO!!" Like, yeah bitch, you just honked at him ten seconds ago, there's no surprise here. After watching enough China Dash Cam youtube videos... This is entirely possible. *sees person walking in middle of road* "look at this guy walking in the road!" *doesn't slow down, or stop, or go around them* 
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Ak Gara posted:After watching enough China Dash Cam youtube videos... This is entirely possible. *sees person walking in middle of road* "look at this guy walking in the road!" *doesn't slow down, or stop, or go around them* Because in movies, trucks and buses aren't vehicles driven by people, they're thoughtless juggernauts blindly powering straight ahead. It's like how animals probably view traffic - before they jump in front of a car and become roadkill.
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Butt Ox posted:Is that Its Bruce Buffer of UFC. 
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Bruce is also the younger brother of Michael Buffer who you'd know as the "Ladies & gentlemen....LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvufFwdqMzg He'll also occassionally fist bump with the fighter he's introducing 
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Inzombiac posted:One of these is not like the other
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Yes. Cut Florida from the nation. Remove the cancer.
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hooah posted:Mean Girls. We don't see the bus driver, so we have no way of knowing what he or she was doing. God Hole posted:That one was especially bad because that bus driver was easily going 35, 40 mph right in front of a school. I'm assuming that it was intentional. There's zero chance that bus driver hadn't been personally victimized by Regina George.
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I often don't understand Japan, and today I just don't want to.
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CharlieWhiskey posted:I often don't understand Japan, and today I just don't want to. It's okay, that's from a South Korean music video.
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The Ape of Naples posted:Koreans are cool    
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The Relentless posted:I don't like my backyard anymore. It needs a zip line paired with a slip n' slide. Look at this fancy motherfucker with a backyard
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