PS Vita Discussion: but is it erotic murder?

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Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

MisterAlex posted:

For a couple months, I frequently played the first DOA volleyball game with a buddy of mine since he had it on his Xbox. We basically turned it into a satire-competitive kind of thing where we'd act like it was a serious tournament platform�like how a lot of folks play Madden, CoD, and StarCraft. It was a lot of fun and really funny, especially when one of us would taunt the other after a win. "Man, you suck at volleyball, fool! You can't touch this extreme sports skill!"

If that new one weren't so expensive to import, I'd definitely consider picking it up and inviting him over for a rematch.

Dead or Alive Paradise for PSP is in the Vita store and may or may not have local multiplayer for the volleyball.

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Dehry: Aug 21, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Takoluka posted:

Dead or Alive Paradise for PSP is in the Vita store and may or may not have local multiplayer for the volleyball.

There is no multiplayer in Paradise or DOAX3. DOAX2 was online only.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:20

MisterAlex: Dec 4, 2004; For Blood, Comic Mischief, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Suggestive Themes, Use of Alcohol, and Intense Violence.

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Dehry posted:

There is no multiplayer in Paradise or DOAX3. DOAX2 was online only.

Oh, wow... the new PS4 game has no multiplayer, either?

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:27

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Boobs! Boobs everywhere!

Also, tons of games came out this week on the Vita in Japan, the legacy device that just doesn't die.

_{_{(photos courtesy of horuhe)}}

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:27

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

Dehry posted:

There is no multiplayer in Paradise or DOAX3. DOAX2 was online only.

Now, that is a missed opportunity. And people chose this as their hill to die on?

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Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Saoshyant posted:

I can hear the 'oniichan' from here

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:31

Dehry: Aug 21, 2009; Grimey Drawer

MisterAlex posted:

Oh, wow... the new PS4 game has no multiplayer, either?

Nothing has been advertised and Amazon Japan answers says no.

The guy who actually cared about multiplayer and gameplay left Team Ninja after DOAX2 and now they're just blatent DLC selling platforms.

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Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

"Critical Information" about Uppers coming this march 31th

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:07

Mithaldu: Sep 25, 2007; Let's cuddle.

MisterAlex posted:

For a couple months, I frequently played the first DOA volleyball game with a buddy of mine since he had it on his Xbox. We basically turned it into a satire-competitive kind of thing where we'd act like it was a serious tournament platform—like how a lot of folks play Madden, CoD, and StarCraft. It was a lot of fun and really funny, especially when one of us would taunt the other after a win. "Man, you suck at volleyball, fool! You can't touch this extreme sports skill!"

If that new one weren't so expensive to import, I'd definitely consider picking it up and inviting him over for a rematch.

So you're saying you're already very familiar with playing boobie games "ironically". :haw:

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Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

And you guys were surprised he took into the Vita in such stride.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:15

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

PlayStation already has the best beach volleyball game anyway.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:16

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Nah, the Gamecube did.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:19

OgretailFood: Oct 9, 2012; Recommended by 10 out of 10 Aragami

Still waiting for a "Haikyuu!" game on the Vita.

Edit: Of course, it would get a beach volleyball mode.

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Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

Saoshyant posted:

Nah, the Gamecube did.

You make a compelling argument.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:23

Help Im Alive: Nov 8, 2009

Mario Party 4 is the best volleyball game of all time

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Erg: Oct 31, 2010

Txn posted:

Still waiting for a "Haikyuu!" game on the Vita.

Edit: Of course, it would get a beach volleyball mode.

That would be cool

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CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

MPLS to NOLA posted:

I got mine before a smartphone and it felt like a dream

you should get a bunch of roguelites, falcom games and ps1 classics but vita also has a deep catalogue of off brand monster hunter games if you like that genre.

This console looks amazing! The display is leaps ahead and would be great for modern games.

*plays old games and indie stuff with weak graphics on it*

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Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

steve carell was in this game

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:17

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

yup a 'rental exclusive'

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Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

is that a psycho-pass game a VN or what

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The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

Super No Vacancy posted:

is that a psycho-pass game a VN or what

that's what i remember hearing it is

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Snyderman: Feb 23, 2005

Does anyone know if Day of the Tentacle is PSTV compatible? I know the thing is deader than the Vita but Double Fine has made a decent effort to support both. If it's not I'll just buy it for PC.

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CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Snyderman posted:

Does anyone know if Day of the Tentacle is PSTV compatible? I know the thing is deader than the Vita but Double Fine has made a decent effort to support both. If it's not I'll just buy it for PC.

Nobody knows.

Not even Double Fine.

https://twitter.com/obsidian_mr/status/712362309490970624
https://twitter.com/DoubleFine/status/712371136340688896

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:47

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

Super No Vacancy posted:

is that a psycho-pass game a VN or what

i think it's a vn with a couple (like literally two) instances where you have to drag a reticle around like you're suddenly playing lethal enforcers

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Lant: Jan 8, 2011; Muldoon

Super No Vacancy posted:

steve carell was in this game

Didn't the tennis game have Steven Colbert?

fake edit - yep it did

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:59

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Endorph posted:

i think it's a vn with a couple (like literally two) instances where you have to drag a reticle around like you're suddenly playing lethal enforcers

lol that owns

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Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

Endorph posted:

i think it's a vn with a couple (like literally two) instances where you have to drag a reticle around like you're suddenly playing lethal enforcers

So Snatcher. Awesome.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 18:11

MisterAlex: Dec 4, 2004; For Blood, Comic Mischief, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Suggestive Themes, Use of Alcohol, and Intense Violence.

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I finally got my Vita skinned. I do this with most of my devices both to make them look nice and also protect them from scratches.

As you can see, I went with a look that matches my PSP. :haw:

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Junpei Hyde posted:

So Snatcher. Awesome.

Except SNATCHER is good

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The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

Improbable Lobster posted:

Except SNATCHER is good

So it's Policenauts?

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Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

So it's X-Files PS1?

# ? Mar 24, 2016 18:40

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Policenaut posted:

So it's X-Files PS1?

*sticks sellotape to nose*

# ? Mar 24, 2016 18:42

mrEkli: Feb 9, 2004; I was there.

CrashCat posted:

Nobody knows.

Not even Double Fine.

https://twitter.com/obsidian_mr/status/712362309490970624
https://twitter.com/DoubleFine/status/712371136340688896

I thought it was up to third parties to flag it? Dangit Sony, just kill the whitelist. The system is already dead. Just one update...

# ? Mar 24, 2016 18:55

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

mrEkli posted:

I thought it was up to third parties to flag it? Dangit Sony, just kill the whitelist. The system is already dead. Just one update...

No, a person at Double Fine has to ask a person at Sony who asks the actual person at Sony who puts it on the whitelist. I saw this happen over Twitter once with the BoI remake, because someone actually asked Tyrone on Twitter.

So far, only one person has cared enough to tweet at DF and didn't ask them to fix it.

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