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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Filthy Casual posted:

Even better if it's what his baby mama uses.

Weird way to spell wife.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

NC-17 posted:

Shoulda have a CRT though.

A green CRT with the horizontal desktop under it. It is why the Browns didn't use the $300k QB research they ordered, they delivered it on CD but the Browns only have 5 1/2 inch floppy drives.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

A green CRT with the horizontal desktop under it. It is why the Browns didn't use the $300k QB research they ordered, they delivered it on CD but the Browns only have 5 1/2 inch floppy drives.

"Whaddaya mean you can't provide it in EDI format?"

"Oh hell, tape is fine."

"No Tape?"

"Floppy? That would be a billion floppies, there's no way you're forcing us to..."

"What the hell is a compact disc? I don't want to throw this away, I'm paying hundreds of thousands of..."

"CD? Yes, I get the mataphor, we're investing in the future, but for the love of God, man, you have to be able to GIVE me the..."

"What does music have to do with Quarterbacks?"

~*Like 5 hours later*~

"gently caress IT, I'LL JUST DRAFT MANZIEL AND WHEN HE SUCKS, I'M BLAMING YOUR DUMBASS COMPANY!"

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




"At least this homeless guy just tells me like it is instead of making me go through all of these hurdles!"

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
And now Jerry Jones doesn't believe CTE and football are connected, despite the NFL saying it is.

God I hate the Cowboys

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Chilichimp posted:

Weird way to spell wife.

I didn't know he was married. Was it pre or post 2012?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Filthy Casual posted:

I didn't know he was married. Was it pre or post 2012?

Post, looks like.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Chilichimp posted:

Post, looks like.

That's good, more likely she loves him for him.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Filthy Casual posted:

That's good, more likely she loves him for him.

Pretty sure they were highschool sweathearts? I can't remember, this kind of poo poo means so very little to me as far as my athlete heroes go.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Soon Febreeze will be able to add Bobby G Tres to the Browns QB Hydra

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Bort Bortles posted:

Soon Febreeze will be able to add Bobby G Tres to the Browns QB Hydra

Holy poo poo, we have got to keep this going.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Will the NFL let me order a Bobby G Tres browns uniform?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

Will the NFL let me order a Bobby G Tres browns uniform?

Does it involve you giving the NFL money? The NFL will let you.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

Will the NFL let me order a Bobby G Tres browns uniform?

I believe they would take your 150 dollars for a custom uniform, yes.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I need a good comedy uniform to hang in the closet nets to my Sanchez Jets uni, any suggestions?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chilichimp posted:

I need a good comedy uniform to hang in the closet nets to my Sanchez Jets uni, any suggestions?

Any falcon pass rusher will do

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Is your size XXXXXL?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I wonder if they let up on that Ron Mexico ban they had

e: hahah nope, still active

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Mar 24, 2016

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chilichimp posted:

I need a good comedy uniform to hang in the closet nets to my Sanchez Jets uni, any suggestions?

Manziel Browns. In Memoriam.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Manziel Browns. In Memoriam.

I'm sure you can pick them up cheap now.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Alex Mack is the cheapest. No respect for linemen.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

I'm sure you can pick them up cheap now.

You'd think so, but the Trent Richardson Browns Jersey was still 50 bucks as of last season.


sam bradford lmao posted:

Is your size XXXXXL?

5X? Jesus. Do they even sell that size? Sam Bradford in 5X would be a pretty decent EDP joke.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chilichimp posted:



5X? Jesus. Do they even sell that size? Sam Bradford in 5X would be a pretty decent EDP joke.

Yeah, I remember from whatever GDT we got sucked into BIG DOGS chat that I went and saw they sell poo poo up to 6x.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I remember from whatever GDT we got sucked into BIG DOGS chat that I went and saw they sell poo poo up to 6x.

HEHEHE

http://www.nflshop.com/Men_Jerseys/Mens_Minnesota_Vikings_Historic_Logo_Christian_Ponder_Nike_Purple_Game_Jersey

Get yours today! 20 dollars!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Jesus christ, I own a XXL Brees Saints jersey and it fits on me like a tent, and I'm 5'9/200lbs, I can't even comprehend how big 6XL is.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
They should rename 6XL "EDP"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You'd think gis would help here for demonstrating how big a 6xl shirt is, but there's a serious lack of to scale shirts and the first result is just someone laying a bokken wakazashi across one for scale and that's not much of a help but makes a lot of sense to me.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Metapod posted:

Any falcon pass rusher will do
No one else has quoted this, but I enjoyed it.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


so an AI farted

https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712822619339239425

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Every time I see his jersey I'm just sort of amazed they even make jerseys that big. It doesn't look like a ripoff jersey either.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

I'm curious which Eagles #7 jersey that is. Vick? Jeff Garcia? Doesn't he have a Bobby Hoying one too?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

fartknocker posted:

I'm curious which Eagles #7 jersey that is. Vick? Jeff Garcia? Doesn't he have a Bobby Hoying one too?

Judging by the fact that it's Reebok, I think it'd be Vick.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Garcia was there during the Reebok years too. Hoying was back when teams had their own contracts with uniform suppliers, and I can't check at the moment which they had which years.

Just some curiosity about the fashion choices of EDP while I'm bored in class...

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Rueben Randle solves problems

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-rueben-randle-route-finder/

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Incoming Giants fan salt in 3...2...1...

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
http://uproxx.com/dimemag/nba-logos-as-superheroes/8/

Hit and miss imo

I am Groot is the best

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

I phoned these in hardcore, btw. My tablet is dead and I had to make half of these with a mouse and it succcccked and i just didn't care anymore

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Please do not compare known cool hero Batman to known evil franchise The Spurs for my health, thank you and have a blessed day.

That Mavs one worked really well, though.

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