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Ghost Dad: Your uncle ended my life, I can only find solace in the afterlife once he has paid for his crime. Me: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened, |
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Ghost Dad: I need you son, you are the only person who can right the wrongs against me. Me: Maybe you should have thought about that before you left my sister the speedboat? |
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Mar 24, 2016 15:16
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Ghost Dad: Uncle Patrick must pay for his sins! Me: So do you just fly around all day, what's your top speed? Could you like fly to the bottom of the ocean? Ghost Dad: That's not important son, your uncle murdered me! Me: Can you still get on the Internet? Is there a ghost Twitter, do you hang out with other ghosts? Is there ghost dating with chick ghosts? What about ghost weed? Ghost Dad: God damnit son. |
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Mar 24, 2016 15:19
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I am still living with your ghost Because uncle Gary still lives on the west coast
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Mar 24, 2016 16:00
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Ace of Baes posted:Ghost Dad: I need you son, you are the only person who can right the wrongs against me. Shakespeare would have been better if he'd written about Hamlet's sister and the speedboat.
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Mar 24, 2016 17:07
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I think if I was visited by ghost dad I would stroll to the fridge for some boxed wine. |
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Mar 24, 2016 17:16
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Do I have to answer right now? Oh, I'm so bad at making big decisions like this... |
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Mar 24, 2016 18:19
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no YOU shut the gently caress up ghost dad |
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Mar 24, 2016 18:21
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- This time for sure! *shakes magic 8-ball* - "Kill him" - Yes! Yess! For vengeance! *shakes again* |
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Mar 24, 2016 18:23
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Hamlet: o spirits, should I kill my uncle? Ouija board: ... . . . ... -> Yes Hamlet: you moved it! You totally moved it! ghost dad: no, I swear, I didn't push or pull at all! |
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Mar 24, 2016 18:29
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:I think if I was visited by ghost dad I would stroll to the fridge for some boxed wine. same
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Mar 24, 2016 18:33
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I would get some medication, That's not normal. Maybe grief counseling, it looks like I just need someone to blame to make sense of the loss of my dad. |
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Mar 24, 2016 20:55
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What's Wrong With Being A Danish Justice Warrior |
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Mar 24, 2016 22:27
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I killed my uncle. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my ghostly old man. I murdered this poor guy because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the people he used to kill. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the chapel and I'm pondering stuff, and Claudius is praying right next to me me. And he's kinda, he's kinda unaware. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my ghost father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in the guardhouse, all I could think about was my ghost dad, and Claudius having to become a ghost and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the loving humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I loving hate him. He's like this mindless ghost that I can't even relate to anymore. [crying] 'Hamlet! You've got to be number one! I won't tolerate any losers in this family! Your intensity is for poo poo! Kill kill kill!' You son of a bitch. You know, sometimes I wish my indecision would give. And I wouldn't be able to soliloquize anymore. And he could forget all about me. |
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Mar 24, 2016 22:38
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alnilam posted:I killed my uncle. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my ghostly old man. I murdered this poor guy because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the people he used to kill. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the chapel and I'm pondering stuff, and Claudius is praying right next to me me. And he's kinda, he's kinda unaware. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my ghost father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in the guardhouse, all I could think about was my ghost dad, and Claudius having to become a ghost and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the loving humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I loving hate him. He's like this mindless ghost that I can't even relate to anymore. |
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Mar 24, 2016 23:04
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alnilam posted:I killed my uncle. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my ghostly old man. I murdered this poor guy because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the people he used to kill. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the chapel and I'm pondering stuff, and Claudius is praying right next to me me. And he's kinda, he's kinda unaware. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my ghost father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in the guardhouse, all I could think about was my ghost dad, and Claudius having to become a ghost and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the loving humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I loving hate him. He's like this mindless ghost that I can't even relate to anymore. |
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Mar 24, 2016 23:38
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alnilam posted:I killed my uncle. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my ghostly old man. I murdered this poor guy because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the people he used to kill. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the chapel and I'm pondering stuff, and Claudius is praying right next to me me. And he's kinda, he's kinda unaware. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my ghost father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in the guardhouse, all I could think about was my ghost dad, and Claudius having to become a ghost and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the loving humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I loving hate him. He's like this mindless ghost that I can't even relate to anymore. lol |
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Mar 25, 2016 00:13
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alnilam posted:I killed my uncle. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my ghostly old man. I murdered this poor guy because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the people he used to kill. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the chapel and I'm pondering stuff, and Claudius is praying right next to me me. And he's kinda, he's kinda unaware. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my ghost father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in the guardhouse, all I could think about was my ghost dad, and Claudius having to become a ghost and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the loving humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I loving hate him. He's like this mindless ghost that I can't even relate to anymore. |
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Mar 25, 2016 00:46
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If we are going to be in shookspeare can I be in The Tempest instead? I have never read it but I hear it has a happy ending without ear poison.
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Mar 25, 2016 02:03
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alnilam posted:I killed my uncle. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my ghostly old man. I murdered this poor guy because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the people he used to kill. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the chapel and I'm pondering stuff, and Claudius is praying right next to me me. And he's kinda, he's kinda unaware. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my ghost father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in the guardhouse, all I could think about was my ghost dad, and Claudius having to become a ghost and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the loving humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I loving hate him. He's like this mindless ghost that I can't even relate to anymore. lol |
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Mar 25, 2016 02:34
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"Ah yes here's the moment i finally know for sure if my uncle was truly the one who killed my father. I must gauge his reaction carefully." He gives a pained look. Slowly, he turns to me "Was that loving forty minute interlude with shirtless men singing showtunes really necessary? I mean, really!" "..." "That goddamn PHILISTINE!!! what does he know about plays anyway." |
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Mar 25, 2016 02:41
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Vynar posted:If we are going to be in shookspeare can I be in The Tempest instead? I have never read it but I hear it has a happy ending without ear poison. little know fact all shakespeare's plays end with ear poison
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Mar 26, 2016 09:59
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Do ghosts have ID? I'd want to check it's actually my dad. |
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Mar 26, 2016 13:17
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i would be offended because my gay aunt is not THAT butch |
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Mar 26, 2016 13:27
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dad: oh word? me: words, words, words. |
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Mar 26, 2016 18:05
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yeah im gonna need to see a DNA test or something, "dad"
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Mar 26, 2016 18:33
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it was a really funny sitcom that lasted seven good years but that final episode where the kid finally kills his uncle was just kinda creepy
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Mar 26, 2016 18:37
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Hey Claudius! You killed my fader. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGDzD42XURo Big mistake. |
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