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Absurd Alhazred posted:We can make up whatever acronym we'd like. MIL = Madame I Loathe. Can we have an entire subforum dedicated to this like reddit does. 
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Mar 25, 2016 03:58
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Nth Doctor posted:poo poo, I know what I'm doing this summer. Like, people would notice right away
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Mar 25, 2016 04:02
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Nth Doctor posted:poo poo, I know what I'm doing this summer. shit_that_wont_happen.txt
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Mar 25, 2016 04:07
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Stroop There It Is posted:You know you can taste the weed in edibles, right I really really hate the taste of weed and try to eat edibles like I imagine a duck might - with as little tongue contact as possible, kinda just slipping em down my gullet. I STILL taste the weed every single time.
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Mar 25, 2016 04:09
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Stroop There It Is posted:You know you can taste the weed in edibles, right Maybe they just want to eat a brownie and this guy thinks he's so cool and smart but guess what, guy who made that meme, not everyone is desperate for weed in everything. There are times when I'd fight someone for chocolate. Well, that's not really true but I'll pay a lot of money for chocolate.
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Mar 25, 2016 06:42
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jodai posted:Maybe they just want to eat a brownie and this guy thinks he's so cool and smart but guess what, guy who made that meme, not everyone is desperate for weed in everything. There are times when I'd fight someone for chocolate. Well, that's not really true but I'll pay a lot of money for chocolate. I'm eating chocolate right now.
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Mar 25, 2016 06:44
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Me too. I think it's scam chocolate, though: sometimes we have kids come to our door, professing to be selling these chocolates for charity, charging about five times what they're worth, and it's pretty loving shady. Like, it's impossible to verify whether or not they're telling the truth. Today I offered to buy ten dollars' worth, but only had a twenty on hand, and the kid took out his actual wallet to show me that he didn't have any change. Okay. I could make a sad bear meme about it I guess
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Mar 25, 2016 08:01
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Concert=Lots of people doing Weed right? Like that one famous concert that had lots of drugs at it right? Not that i've ever actually been to one so they're all basically the same in my mind. -This Trouper
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Mar 25, 2016 09:08
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Coworker: I'm voting libertarian. People are like cows... like sheep. They just go with the herd. They say voting libertarian is throwing my vote away but I am not a sheep. Me: Who is even the libertarian candidate? Coworker: I don't know that isn't the point. I am not a sheep. I always vote libertarian. Me: So you are a contrarian. Coworker: No I agree with their views. I tell my kids 'if you don't vote shut up' Me: What is the libertarian platform? He didn't know so I told him to look it up on the computer and we had a laugh because neither of us really give a gently caress. The End thanks for reading yall.
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Mar 25, 2016 12:19
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NESguerilla posted:MIL DIL what does any of that poo poo even mean? Apparently a MIL is something Reddit doesn't like enough that they made a forum for it. I was thinking mother in law but that makes no sense. Never go near a parenting forum. Every other word is some weird acronym. Also I was confused why everyone was going on about being an FTM, which I thought was a trans thing, but apparently means first time mother.
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Mar 25, 2016 12:50
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SEX BURRITO posted:FTM, which I thought was a trans thing, but apparently means first time mother. 
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Mar 25, 2016 13:03
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Parenting websites are the worst, because they are trying hard to make it seem like parenting is as hard as some full time job. I've got a kid, it isn't. Once they turn 5, you basically just feed and water them, make sure they aren't assholes, and don't let them watch TV all day.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:51
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Concert=Lots of people doing Weed right? Like that one famous concert that had lots of drugs at it right? Not that i've ever actually been to one so they're all basically the same in my mind.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:57
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Even if you sold brownies without any weed in them you'd probably make a killing just for providing munchies.
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Mar 25, 2016 21:08
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Stroop There It Is posted:You know you can taste the weed in edibles, right
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Mar 25, 2016 21:13
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My Lovely Horse posted:I think your target group is people who wouldn't but would still proceed to walk around proclaiming how high they are. Or just people who fuckin love some brownies, which is pretty much everyone.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:27
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I hung around outside a gym and sold water to people going in and out, I put it in fancy bottles and said it was pure natural mountain spring water but really it was just filtered tap and they bought it anyway, ha, idiots.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:47
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ElGroucho posted:Parenting websites are the worst, because they are trying hard to make it seem like parenting is as hard as some full time job. I've got a kid, it isn't. Once they turn 5, you basically just feed and water them, make sure they aren't assholes, and don't let them watch TV all day. Other people have different life experiences than you, there is nothing stdh about that. Parenting websites are overwhelmingly filled with mothers, and the average mother still spends more hours per week on childcare and household chores than the average father. Also those websites attract tons of new/young parents with a newborn or more than one young child. And then most of these parents have to add all this into actually working a paid job too. So yeah their perceptions of parenting and how difficult it is will reflect all that.
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Mar 25, 2016 23:21
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Speaking of insufferable parents. Nobody made this comment. Nobody gives a poo poo about your son's socks. You just want comments about what a great mother you are. Her Facebook is as awful as you can imagine and involves glitter and pixies or some poo poo.
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Mar 25, 2016 23:50
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Telemaze posted:Other people have different life experiences than you, there is nothing stdh about that. From my personal experience* I agree with this gentleman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hitc8haEu_g *full time single father
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Mar 26, 2016 00:00
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I was going to write up a post pretending to be David from Roseanne, from that episode where Rosanne accuses him of having pot, and he cops to it thinking that it's Darlenne's, until Dan admits to it and they both go to smoke it together and it turns out to be oregano, but it's too much effort, so use your imagination.
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Mar 26, 2016 00:12
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Na'at posted:From my personal experience* I agree with this gentleman Bill Burr consistently makes pretty spot-on observations. This is one of them.
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Mar 26, 2016 04:13
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Mar 26, 2016 04:55
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gently caress off, kids wouldn't do this poo poo but I guess this is STDH.txt after all
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Mar 26, 2016 05:04
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Any time I see something clever written on homework or something lovely written on a restaurant receipt I just assume it's STDH.
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Mar 26, 2016 12:19
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Mar 26, 2016 15:42
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This is actually the bitcoin origin myth
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Mar 26, 2016 16:17
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u/changetip 0 fucks
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Mar 26, 2016 16:23
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Asexualquote:While this troper may well have standard hormone-induced urges which prevent him from qualifying as asexual, he has determined through rational analysis that neither sex nor romance is actually worth it to him. So to all his coworkers, no, he is not going clubbing with you, and no, you do not need to be his wingman. Seconds quote:Charlie Brown: I elected to take on the Celibate Hero archetype (to be specific, 4 parts "Love is Beneath Me," 1 part "Love Hurts") until I meet my future wife. It keeps my conscience (and bloodstream) clean. I accept that divorce is always a possibility, but will still be satisfied with the effort at one true love. Plus it lets me avoid my biggest problem with the idea of a one-night stand: What if I wanted seconds? Chaste quote:This female troper has decided to stay chaste. Why? Sex bring too much problems and i'm to lazy to put effoert in a relationship. Even tho when asked out by men and some women,much to my befuddlement,i give the default reply that i'm chaste.their reaction? To stare blankly and ask again if i'm seeing anybody? Wall Banger.I don't care for sex or masturbation.I like to read fantasy books,fanfiction,write,play videogames, and the occasional physical fight. Urges quote:This Troper is currently distracted by the usual hormonal urges, but he's working at becoming a Celibate Hero. If God suddenly struck me with Asexuality, I would sing his praises for hours. Mind you, I don't want to be aromantic. Courtly Love, true love, and chivalry are a part of my ideals. "The Impossible Dream" is one of my theme songs. I just don't want to want to date. It doesn't help that I'm so clueless about how a boyfriend/girlfriend works that I can't give any character I write about a real romance.
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Mar 26, 2016 21:01
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Khazar-khum posted:no, you do not need to be his wingman. coworker, friday afternoon, 4:45 PM: "so, ah, you doing anything this weekend" troper: "this troper has big plans... for a few wiki updates" coworker: "huh. hey, man, you can come out with us tonight if you want. i know a few girls you might like. i'll even play wingman" troper: "what sort of woobie do you mistake me for, sir"
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Mar 26, 2016 21:58
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Khazar-khum posted:Asexual There are all very sad. The lies people tell themselves just to get through the day...
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Mar 26, 2016 22:56
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Khazar-khum posted:Chaste "I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?" *puts on boxing gloves*
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Mar 26, 2016 23:24
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The old "I dont ride a bike because bikes are stupid. Not because I don't have legs  "
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Mar 26, 2016 23:40
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Hihohe posted:The old "I dont ride a bike because bikes are stupid. Not because I don't have legs This is a phenomenal way to describe that phenomenon. Thank you.
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Mar 27, 2016 01:22
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Sublimated sexual urges transferred into fantasy, austerity, and physical violence? Tropers is a recruiting front for the Taliban.
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Mar 27, 2016 02:05
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poisonpill posted:Sublimated sexual urges transferred into fantasy, austerity, and physical violence? Tropers is a recruiting front for the Taliban. Sounds like our prospects for winning the war on terror may start improving!
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Mar 27, 2016 18:00
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drat, I have trouble getting even a couple Ammerkungen usually.
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