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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Why 12? If the kid had come out as transgender would he have eaten 13?

Did he have the tacos at teh ready? Or after the coming out did he have to cook/prepare them all?

I have so many questions.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Angela Christine posted:

If we ever develop true AI it's definitely going to kill us all though.

If they keep seeding AI with the internet, it's just gonna be really into gamergate, racism, and pokemon.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



BrigadierSensible posted:

Why 12? If the kid had come out as transgender would he have eaten 13?

Did he have the tacos at teh ready? Or after the coming out did he have to cook/prepare them all?

I have so many questions.



http://www.clickhole.com/article/when-father-came-out-gay-his-teenage-son-craig-res-2892

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fuckin craig :argh:

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Snapchat A Titty posted:

If they keep seeding AI with the internet, it's just gonna be really into gamergate, racism, and pokemon.

Well so far seeding AI with the internet has gotten us an AI that wants to watch cat videos all day, one obsessed with dogs to a schizophrenic degree, and a racist sex-crazed chatterbox.

I don't think we have anything to worry about AI destroying humanity, they keep coming out completely dysfunctional.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kwyndig posted:

Well so far seeding AI with the internet has gotten us an AI that wants to watch cat videos all day, one obsessed with dogs to a schizophrenic degree, and a racist sex-crazed chatterbox.

I don't think we have anything to worry about AI destroying humanity, they keep coming out completely dysfunctional.

Now think of all the kids essentially being raised by the internet right now...

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Kwyndig posted:

Well so far seeding AI with the internet has gotten us an AI that wants to watch cat videos all day, one obsessed with dogs to a schizophrenic degree, and a racist sex-crazed chatterbox.

I don't think we have anything to worry about AI destroying humanity, they keep coming out completely dysfunctional.

Yeah, but what happens when cat video AI encounters schizophrenic dog AI? The old cats vs. dogs debate at lightspeed in cyberspace, and the whole world burns.



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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



btw, "yospos superstar" Trig Discipline has been running a thread about markov twitter bots for a month or so (coincidence!!!!????). That's basically what Tay is, just a recording tons and tons of chains of words and sentences and then choosing the most likely response out of whatever is in the database.

Bunch of amazing tweets in that thread srs

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764241

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Snapchat A Titty posted:

btw, "yospos superstar" Trig Discipline has been running a thread about markov twitter bots for a month or so (coincidence!!!!????). That's basically what Tay is, just a recording tons and tons of chains of words and sentences and then choosing the most likely response out of whatever is in the database.

Bunch of amazing tweets in that thread srs

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764241

@Markov_Polov is a genius handle for a Markov-Chain tweet bot.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


flosofl posted:

@Markov_Polov is a genius handle for a Markov-Chain tweet bot.

I can get as far as marco polo but can you help me get the rest of the joke?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Snapchat A Titty posted:

btw, "yospos superstar" Trig Discipline has been running a thread about markov twitter bots for a month or so (coincidence!!!!????). That's basically what Tay is, just a recording tons and tons of chains of words and sentences and then choosing the most likely response out of whatever is in the database.

Bunch of amazing tweets in that thread srs

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764241

I couldn't handle more than half of that page before my eyes started bleeding. That loving color scheme, what the gently caress

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Krinkle posted:

I can get as far as marco polo but can you help me get the rest of the joke?

You know what a Markov chain is and that Markov is like Marco with a V on the end so he put a V on the end of Polo and now like the dissected frog, you understand this joke but it is dead.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Nitrox posted:

I couldn't handle more than half of that page before my eyes started bleeding. That loving color scheme, what the gently caress

dsyp

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Memento posted:

You know what a Markov chain is and that Markov is like Marco with a V on the end so he put a V on the end of Polo and now like the dissected frog, you understand this joke but it is dead.

Polov is almost pavlov which is another name I recognize from science so it was throwing me.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Nitrox posted:

I couldn't handle more than half of that page before my eyes started bleeding. That loving color scheme, what the gently caress

Yeah, it's pretty bad, you should do what the real senior regular elites do and click on the "YOSPOS" icon on the top right of the page so it switches from the poo poo color scheme to the good one.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


AmberPOS is also the best theme for the Awful App.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

cadaver. posted:

e: also I guess this was some lazy attempt at hunting by infiltrating the birds' feeding table that eventually turned into nap time



Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

AmberPOS is also the best theme for the Awful App.

Dark theme imo

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Ozz81 posted:

maybe it was a misunderstanding like "hey dad you said you went to a frat party in college and ate 12 tacos think you can do it again"

and the dad's like "i loving knew you wouldn't get it"

Holy loving :laffo:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
No one seems to make the old "When you see it" images anymore. I miss those.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Gorilla Salad posted:

No one seems to make the old "When you see it" images anymore. I miss those.



Took me a while to see it

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Gorilla Salad posted:

No one seems to make the old "When you see it" images anymore. I miss those.

I miss them too, but to be fair, like 90% of them were just "there's a black person in this dimply lit picture", often with some racist comment to go with it.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

No one seems to make the old "When you see it" images anymore. I miss those.



Rest of series pls

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lizard Combatant posted:

Dark theme imo

Dark theme 4 lyfe

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Who What Now posted:

Dark theme 4 lyfe



:hfive:

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ro16Sps4Q

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Random Stranger has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Mar 25, 2016

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


Gromit sweater?

Edit: Oh poo poo, Gromit on his sweater.

I could not remember the song without every verse ending in spagetti

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
drat, Marilyn Manson is getting pretty chunky.

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

stubblyhead posted:

Rest of series pls

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Mortdecai was a gateway drug.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Man, the Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas remake is going in some weird directions.

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Looks more like Mike Myers than anybody else.

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