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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Some loser from my high school got cheated on by his girlfriend recently, and has been chronically oversharing details of the breakup. I've mostly been ignoring it, but he just posted this "Hurrr gotta get this taco sauce... er, blood... off the part of my hand no one hits with" right along with "I own whoever I sleep with faarrrtttt." Truly a wonderful catch for some  Why yes putting my name on this petition surely seems like it will do... something. Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:51 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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volts5000 posted:Garry Shandling died today....loving Obamacare. Does this guy understand how Obamacare differs from private health insurance?
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Mar 25, 2016 02:12
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Do people think that you can sign up for "Obamacare" as a health plan and that if you're poor and black they'll give you a free Mercedes with each prescription of government marijuana and if you're rich and white you'll get sent to the death panels
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captainOrbital posted:"They did Nazi that coming" then you'd probably like imgur where they've repeated that joke every day for 6 years and counting
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Mar 25, 2016 02:15
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I too hate Obamacare for not making everyone immortal. Thanks Obummmmer!
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cash crab posted:Does this guy understand how Obamacare differs from private health insurance? To be honest, that would be #302 on a list of "What does this guy not understand?"
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Some loser from my high school got cheated on by his girlfriend recently, and has been chronically oversharing details of the breakup. I've mostly been ignoring it, but he just posted this Lol
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goose fleet posted:Do people think that you can sign up for "Obamacare" as a health plan and that if you're poor and black they'll give you a free Mercedes with each prescription of government marijuana and if you're rich and white you'll get sent to the death panels My mom was so afraid of "Obamacare" and "Obamaphones" that, though she is unable to work, it took an ER visit to sign up for state health care. Like, she literally had to see how incredibly expensive a ripped bicep was to do anything about it. She was determined to pay for her regular clinic visits and meds with cash. I don't understand it.
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goose fleet posted:Do people think that you can sign up for "Obamacare" as a health plan and that if you're poor and black they'll give you a free Mercedes with each prescription of government marijuana and if you're rich and white you'll get sent to the death panels Yes. There are people who think this. Scathach posted:My mom was so afraid of "Obamacare" and "Obamaphones" that, though she is unable to work, it took an ER visit to sign up for state health care. Like, she literally had to see how incredibly expensive a ripped bicep was to do anything about it. She was determined to pay for her regular clinic visits and meds with cash. I don't understand it. Because Obama is
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Mar 25, 2016 02:55
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I bet that dude GOT hit, and the blood is his from tenderly dabbing his bloody nose
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E. Oops
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BrigadierSensible posted:Yes. There are people who think this. Nah, she's not racist or anything, she was just scared it would mean someone else needy got less and that we now don't have enough to help everyone because coverage got expanded 
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Mar 25, 2016 03:25
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At least that sounds like the least-bad reason to dislike Obamacare?
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Mar 25, 2016 03:41
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Scathach posted:Nah, she's not racist or anything, she was just scared it would mean someone else needy got less and that we now don't have enough to help everyone because coverage got expanded Cool. I didn't mean to call your mum racist or anything. Sorry. But in my defense, a lot of the anti-Obamacare stuff is "BOOO! black, socialist, nazi, death camps, take our guns and give them to gay foreigners." ranting.
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Mar 25, 2016 03:43
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Mar 25, 2016 04:12
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Jesus that first one should be a great grandma for most people
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Mar 25, 2016 04:15
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I love the "What isn't racist these days? Calm down!" responses to the Tay tweets. Apparently saying you want to gas jews isn't racist now? That, and it's not like most people are actually offended by an AI, just amused.
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Parasol Prophet posted:At least that sounds like the least-bad reason to dislike Obamacare? My mother hates Obama and Obamacare for no real reason. Not because he's black, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what a socialist is. "He's just dumb". She wants trump to win of course because "He's a good guy" and "that's all lies they says about him".
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Mar 25, 2016 04:40
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My mom said she was gonna vote for Trump because he wasn't a politician. My mom says dumb things.
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Scathach posted:Nah, she's not racist or anything, she was just scared it would mean someone else needy got less and that we now don't have enough to help everyone because coverage got expanded My old boss said a similar thing after I impressed that I often go to the doctor, even the emergency room, if I think something is slightly wrong. We're Canadian.
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Mar 25, 2016 04:59
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I think I mentioned this before, but I saw people defend Trump mocking the disabled reporter because they thought it was probably just a fake video to make him look bad. This was after he had already defended doing it. Most Trump supporters have zero connection to reality.
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Mar 25, 2016 05:07
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The 2016 Grandma bobbed her hair, THAT WHORE
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Mar 25, 2016 05:20
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Grandpa I found your unsolicited dickpics
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Mar 25, 2016 05:35
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Yeah, and look at how modest great grandma was! What's wrong with today's youth? 
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Mar 25, 2016 05:42
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At least we know 2090 Grandma had fun in her youth instead of growing up during the great loving depression. 
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If my grandma had those thighs at 18 I would be like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn I come from good stock, better do some fuckin squats Edit: so my sister is gay, been in a relationship for 8 years, and guys are constantly posting poo poo like this on her feed.  It's loving creepy. SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 07:08 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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Mar 25, 2016 06:58
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I think my girlfriend and I are less concerned with our future son seeing that she had cleavage in her 20s and more about making sure he doesn't beat his wife and make racist jokes like grandpa did.
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Nuebot posted:My mother hates Obama and Obamacare for no real reason. Not because he's black, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what a socialist is. "He's just dumb". She wants trump to win of course because "He's a good guy" and "that's all lies they says about him". even if she doesn't outright state it, it's almost certainly, at least partially, because he's black 
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Nuebot posted:My mother hates Obama and Obamacare for no real reason. Not because he's black, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what a socialist is. "He's just dumb". She wants trump to win of course because "He's a good guy" and "that's all lies they says about him".  You know what must be done.
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No pillowcase, already being used as a hood. A teenage girl jumped on the metro tracks the other day in DC and thankfully the train stopped in time. But it gave us this gem of a facebook comment on the news story: quote:Permanent solution to a temporary problem. What upsets me most is when someone that wants to commit suicide won't do it themselves. They make an innocent person kill them. A few years ago a young man drive his motorcycle at high speed the wrong way on a major highway and drove right into a tractor trailers lane. I posted on a friend's post that it was very selfish of him. The guys father was angry that I posted that. I told him that I was angry his son was so selfish to make an innocent man kill him because he wasn't strong enough to kill himself.
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Ok Fella posted:My mom said she was gonna vote for Trump because he wasn't a politician. Take that to it's logical extreme. 'Oh I'll be back later, just gonna go over to the auto shop for lunch, I don't trust chefs.' 'I don't feel too good, I think I'll head over to a gas station and get myself checked out, you know you can't trust doctors, after all.' 'Oh my god, the house is on fire! I'd better call Pizza Hut to put this out!'
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Buzkashi posted:A teenage girl jumped on the metro tracks the other day in DC and thankfully the train stopped in time. But it gave us this gem of a facebook comment on the news story: I was kind of with this guy right up to that point where he mentioned commenting on the profile. A while back a guy here didn't want to live anymore so he dressed in black and lay down on the road. Hard to tell who killed him exactly because whoever did it didn't call it in, but one of my friends ran over the corpse and was freaked out about it for weeks. It especially sucked because she didn't have any option but to drive on that road and it just freaked her the gently caress out every time she had to go on it.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Want someone to force this guy to sit down and write out a formal apology/review of of everything his religious or ethnic group has ever done wrong It's even easier. The Paris attackers are men. That woman should ask him to apologise.
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Vote Hildawg, dickgirls for days
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I never thought I'd have a Flat Earther in my family, but I guess if it'd be anybody, it'd be the one who's also anti-vaccination. quote:The Earth is actually flat....aint that some crazy poo poo? It's a two hour video of somebody spouting "facts" that have a fundamental enough misunderstanding of how physics works that even I, a guy who failed high school physics, knows he's completely wrong.
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Nuebot posted:My mother hates Obama and Obamacare for no real reason. Not because he's black, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what a socialist is. "He's just dumb". She wants trump to win of course because "He's a good guy" and "that's all lies they says about him". Your mom is what's wrong with america and as soon as people like her are gone society will improve.
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