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Still more or less about Trump
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:50 |
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Geostomp posted:They also get to sidestep the fact that being Magneto's kids puts them in their fifties at minimum since WWII is so important to his backstory and he doesn't get to cheat by being frozen like Captain America. It also sidesteps him not existing in any capacity in that world since Fox 100% own the rights to him along with about 60% of the decent villains Marvel has.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:55 |
SSNeoman posted:who actually gives a gently caress? Pretty much the correct response to 99% of Drunky Duck's Old Man Yells at Cloud style rants.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 11:10 |
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Jedit posted:Before: Some Finns lost their poo poo when their national hero Mannerheim was portrayed by a black actor. Then again, the filming was done in Kenya with the entire cast being kenyian.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 11:17 |
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Eagerly awaiting today/tomorrow's Cruz Sex Scandal cartoons.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 11:34 |
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Some things weren't meant for a visual medium, gradenko.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 11:38 |
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Trump promised to spill the beans on ted's wife, not to his wife. What the hell? Does he not know how idioms work or is this not the promised beans?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 11:45 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:Eagerly awaiting today/tomorrow's Cruz Sex Scandal cartoons. I'm kind of torn. One one hand, despise Cruz slightly more than Trump. On the other, I hate that sex scandals override everything actually terrible that a politician does. On the third, I love seeing the GOP eat itself.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 12:25 |
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Krinkle posted:Trump promised to spill the beans on ted's wife, not to his wife. What the hell? Does he not know how idioms work or is this not the promised beans? He promised not to spill the beans on Ted's affairs, so he just spilled the beans on Ted's wife losing her mind because of the affairs.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 12:27 |
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Wait, you guys are treating tabloid papers as fact now?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 13:04 |
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Hermetic posted:My personal favorite comic on the issue: Oh no, fun, how awful
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 13:20 |
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Not really, but I for one enjoy watching the magic that is the GOP nomination. Donald might be the worst of the bunch but it's magical to see republicans throwing themself on him only to be struck down, and the potential of the last standing and (second) most hated republican drowning in the mudpool republicans created is just topping on the cake.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 13:24 |
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Jedit posted:Before: Ultimate Nick Fury is a different person. So is Ultimate Spider Man. Personally, I don't like the idea of race-swapping comic book heroes. It's easy enough to take existing heroes and make a different race character who has the same power set.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 13:29 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:Eagerly awaiting today/tomorrow's Cruz Sex Scandal cartoons. "Cruz sex scandal" may be the most hideous words anyone has ever uttered. That said, they'll probably all look like this:
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 13:35 |
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Super Saiyan Mr. T posted:Will this do? I was bored and remembered your request... mai waifu Pener Kropoopkin posted:So like every other holiday. The Talmud actually says that on Purim you're supposed to drink until you can no longer distinguish between the phrases "blessed is Mordecai" and "cursed is Haman" those are not similar phrases
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 13:56 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Ultimate Nick Fury is a different person. So is Ultimate Spider Man. Ultimate Spider-Man is two different people. Peter Parker is white, Miles Morales is not. And yes, poo poo was lost when Ultimate Peter died and was replaced with a half black half Hispanic character. As for Nick Fury: I didn't post a picture of Ultimate Nick Fury. 616-Fury had a mixed race son, Nick Jr, who became a SHIELD agent and took over as director when his father retired. So again two different people, but both in the same universe and one replacing the other - which is what was suggested, and the only way it can be done short of Mysterio's Blackification Ray.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 13:59 |
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It's goes to note that White Nick Fury has been written out of the comics and hasn't shown up in any marketing material for years iirc
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:01 |
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Sinners Sandwich posted:It's goes to note that White Nick Fury has been written out of the comics and hasn't shown up in any marketing material for years iirc The alure of Samuel L. Jackson is too great for OG Nick Fury to complete with. Jedit posted:Ultimate Spider-Man is two different people. Peter Parker is white, Miles Morales is not. And yes, poo poo was lost when Ultimate Peter died and was replaced with a half black half Hispanic character. I'm not too clear, but isn't Miles Morales in the normal Marvel Universe now too after they destroyed the universe and remade it?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:05 |
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Geostomp posted:I'm not too clear, but isn't Miles Morales in the normal Marvel Universe now too after they destroyed the universe and remade it? He is, yes, so there are two Spider-Men (plus Spider-Woman, several Spider-Girls and Spider-Gwen). But Miles started out as a replacement, is the point. Just to keep things political:
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:12 |
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Jedit posted:He is, yes, so there are two Spider-Men (plus Spider-Woman, several Spider-Girls and Spider-Gwen). But Miles started out as a replacement, is the point. One of these is a good caricature, the other one kind of looks like a black Michael Keaton
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:17 |
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This is like the third cartoon I've seen comparing Trump to Frankenstein and Cruz to Dracula, did somebody say a thing or are the liberal cartoonists just cribbing off each other now
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:20 |
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Frankenstein is a pretty apt metaphor for Trump, him being the monster the Republican party created, pieced together from their worst excesses. I guess Dracula just makes a natural counterpoint to it?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:21 |
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It works pretty well because Ted Cruz is definitely undead.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:24 |
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At the very least, he looks like a rotting corpse.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:24 |
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Farecoal posted:Oh no, fun, how awful Oh no, a comedy writer not liking low effort lolrandom humor!
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:27 |
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Tenebrais posted:Frankenstein is a pretty apt metaphor for Trump, him being the monster the Republican party created, pieced together from their worst excesses. I guess Dracula just makes a natural counterpoint to it? It's because Ted Cruz looks like Grandpa Munster, who is a vampire.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:33 |
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Tenebrais posted:Frankenstein is a pretty apt metaphor for Trump, him being the monster the Republican party created, pieced together from their worst excesses. I guess Dracula just makes a natural counterpoint to it? Who's Kasich then? Wolfman?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:39 |
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Nenonen posted:Who's Kasich then? Wolfman? The invisible man
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:41 |
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FishBulb posted:It works pretty well because Ted Cruz is definitely undead. And a blood sucking parasite.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:42 |
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Angepain posted:
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. I JUST noticed the tiny hands. Frankenstein trump has too-small-hands sewed onto his arms. This mediocre Bennett has just gone up in value 10 fold for me.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:47 |
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FishBulb posted:It works pretty well because Ted Cruz is definitely undead. Did any of the Zodiac Killer's victims have their blood drained?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:48 |
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Angepain posted:This is like the third cartoon I've seen comparing Trump to Frankenstein and Cruz to Dracula, did somebody say a thing or are the liberal cartoonists just cribbing off each other now It helps that Cruz looks like Grandpa Munster. edit: gently caress, didn't see the new posts
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:48 |
Jedit posted:He is, yes, so there are two Spider-Men (plus Spider-Woman, several Spider-Girls and Spider-Gwen). But Miles started out as a replacement, is the point. That second picture looks like hot garbage.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:56 |
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FishBulb posted:The invisible man
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:01 |
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:09 |
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Jedit posted:He is, yes, so there are two Spider-Men (plus Spider-Woman, several Spider-Girls and Spider-Gwen). But Miles started out as a replacement, is the point. My favorite thing about this picture is that everyone is always so focused on that terrible likeness of Obama that it takes a few seconds to notice Spidey's weird skull.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:15 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:And a blood sucking parasite. And a serial killer.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:25 |
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Tom Guycot posted:Oh my god oh my god oh my god. I JUST noticed the tiny hands. Frankenstein trump has too-small-hands sewed onto his arms.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:27 |
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This stretched metaphor comparing one thing to another thing if you ignore what it actually looks like is making me wonder whatever happened to Bill Leak.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:28 |
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Professor Wayne posted:My favorite thing about this picture is that everyone is always so focused on that terrible likeness of Obama that it takes a few seconds to notice Spidey's weird skull. Your friendly neighbourhood xenomorph-man
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:35 |