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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





coyo7e posted:

I dunno what makes a good bollywood flick.. Is it the rampant misogyny, or the dance numbers?

I thought maybe she did some mumblecore indie flick where she sits in a Starbucks. For three hours. Or walks around town. That kind of stuff.

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Sarchasm posted:

Having a body of work aimed at children is definitely part of it, but the other big piece to the puzzle is that the other guys you mentioned are straight.


I'm prepared to corroborate this. I don't usually binge-watch things but I just can't find a good stopping point.

According to Joe Bob Briggs, it was a straight porno he was busted for watching. Unless the theater had Gay Night every week or something, which would be considerate of them actually.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Timby posted:

Michelle Hurd is awful in everything she does.

Not 100% terrible in The Glades.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Jack Gladney posted:

According to Joe Bob Briggs, it was a straight porno he was busted for watching. Unless the theater had Gay Night every week or something, which would be considerate of them actually.

Is he a for realsies gay or, if he was handed a slip of paper titled "Sex?" that has two check boxes labelled "Straight" and "Gay", he would he draw in a third one that says "Yes ;)" and check that?

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


mysterious frankie posted:

Is he a for realsies gay or, if he was handed a slip of paper titled "Sex?" that has two check boxes labelled "Straight" and "Gay", he would he draw in a third one that says "Yes ;)" and check that?

Is this a concern?

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Junkie Disease posted:

Is this a concern?

Yes ;)

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Junkie Disease posted:

Is this a concern?

I am very concerned about the mans hornies, yes.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Looking for a list of Dark/creepy/weird stuff to watch. I'm always on the lookout for watchable horror but I think I may have tapped out netflix. Still I'll take any recs for stuff that I might have missed. Also anything with people thrown into hosed up situations like Funny Games, Cheap Thrills etc. would be good. Preferably stuff that isn't as dumb as Saw or anything though. I really don't know what I'm even looking for here but hopefully that description makes some sort of sense. I realize these genres are low hanging fruit, but as long as it's a serviceable movie I'll give it a watch. Thanks.

Netflix, Hulu, and Prime are all game.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

NESguerilla posted:

Looking for a list of Dark/creepy/weird stuff to watch. I'm always on the lookout for watchable horror but I think I may have tapped out netflix. Still I'll take any recs for stuff that I might have missed. Also anything with people thrown into hosed up situations like Funny Games, Cheap Thrills etc. would be good. Preferably stuff that isn't as dumb as Saw or anything though. I really don't know what I'm even looking for here but hopefully that description makes some sort of sense. I realize these genres are low hanging fruit, but as long as it's a serviceable movie I'll give it a watch. Thanks.

Netflix, Hulu, and Prime are all game.

The Loved Ones is streaming free on Youtube through Paramount's official channel and it sounds like exactly what you're looking for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOnumfWyDQU

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Nice. I'll give it a watch tonight.

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

Sarchasm posted:

The Loved Ones is streaming free on Youtube through Paramount's official channel and it sounds like exactly what you're looking for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOnumfWyDQU

The slow-mo closeup as the car backs into her at the end is great.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Yeah that was rad. Good suggestion thank you sir!

Just one question: are their tons of badass cars rolling around in Australia or was that just this movie?

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
From what I recall of that Ozploitation documentary Not Quite Hollywood, Australia has a pretty intense, west-coast-esque car culture. I wanna say it's due to similar arid climates that allow for preservation of older cars, but I might be talking out my rear end at this point.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

NESguerilla posted:

Looking for a list of Dark/creepy/weird stuff to watch. I'm always on the lookout for watchable horror but I think I may have tapped out netflix. Still I'll take any recs for stuff that I might have missed. Also anything with people thrown into hosed up situations like Funny Games, Cheap Thrills etc. would be good. Preferably stuff that isn't as dumb as Saw or anything though. I really don't know what I'm even looking for here but hopefully that description makes some sort of sense. I realize these genres are low hanging fruit, but as long as it's a serviceable movie I'll give it a watch. Thanks.

Netflix, Hulu, and Prime are all game.

How much you enjoy it depends on how much you like Mark Duplas' style of movies but Creep on Netflix is a lot of what you're looking for.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Love Mark Duplass. I've seen most of the stuff he's involved in though. Creep was great.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

computer parts posted:

I kinda got worn around right around when they're at a hospital. I saw like 6 episodes in a row though.

I dunno, the episode where Electra is introduced (not sure if it's a spoiler since it's in the splash screen on Netflix), was really slow for me. OF course by now I just have two episodes left :smith:

I guess I should finally tackle Jessica Jones next though, since that one slipped by me for some reason.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

NESguerilla posted:

Creep was great.

I will agree to this

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Kings of Summer (Amazon Prime) is almost comically predictable in its plot, but the acting and comedy on show, especially by the teen actors, is quite excellent. Ron Swanson and his wife also acquit themselves very well.

I'll just leave this here, on the subject of Paul Reubens:

quote:

Bill Cosby defended Reubens, saying, "Whatever [Reubens has] done, this is being blown all out of proportion."

Also, Big Holiday was quite good

precision fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Mar 23, 2016

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

On the subject of sexual misconduct, I believe we can all agree that Bill Cosby is our nation's foremost expert.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Sarchasm posted:

On the subject of sexual misconduct, I believe we can all agree that Bill Cosby is our nation's foremost expert.

Foremost living expert. I don't think too many people ever got anywhere near GG Allin, aside from people who have been in jail all their lives.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

magnificent7 posted:

There's a Henry Rollins vampire movie up now that is awesome.

HE NEVER DIED.

Imagine if Henry Rollins made a movie about being a vampire. That pretty much sums it up. Seriously. Go watch the movie. Or don't. gently caress you I don't care if you watch it or not. That's the movie.

Throwin up another rec for this. Henry Rollins is fun to watch in this role and it never gets boring. I hope they make a series of it as planned.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

mike12345 posted:

I thought maybe she did some mumblecore indie flick where she sits in a Starbucks. For three hours. Or walks around town. That kind of stuff.
There was only one western-looking entry in her IMDB, so I assume pretty much all of her other stuff is pure Bollywood.

I tried to watch a few bollywood action film entries on netflix, but cannot get more than 20-40 minutes in because the misogyny is so rampant I just have no interest in seeing another Magnum PI ripoff character acting like a boss and being a purely unlikeable dick. There are probably some, where every woman in the movie aren't treated like chattel however, I've yet to see any myself and have given up on the genre except for the purely weird stuff I see clips of on youtube.

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


NESguerilla posted:

Looking for a list of Dark/creepy/weird stuff to watch. I'm always on the lookout for watchable horror but I think I may have tapped out netflix. Still I'll take any recs for stuff that I might have missed. Also anything with people thrown into hosed up situations like Funny Games, Cheap Thrills etc. would be good. Preferably stuff that isn't as dumb as Saw or anything though. I really don't know what I'm even looking for here but hopefully that description makes some sort of sense. I realize these genres are low hanging fruit, but as long as it's a serviceable movie I'll give it a watch. Thanks.

Netflix, Hulu, and Prime are all game.

I believe Gut is still on Hulu or Prime, that I think would fit the bill. The acting's kinda bad, but I think it kinda helps with the tone of the movie. And May I think is still on HBO (you didn't name it, but figured I'd mention it).

Kill List I think would probably be a consideration for both dark/creepy/weird and something with people thrown in a hosed up situation.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
So the Zero Thereom on prime sounded ok and Christopher Waltz is awesome.

It is not. I turned it off after 30 minutes. Do not watch that movie unless you're really high and want to do some rifftrax type poo poo.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
And if you have to get so high that you're rolling solo rifftrax, well, you should probably go find something better to do

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007

What are some nice feel-good movies/series that aren't too schlocky? I've been very depressed and anxious lately and I thought that watching Master of None would cheer me up, only to be sucker-punched by the season finale. I can handle drama, but right now it has to be like Disney where you know everything will turn out okay.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Pirates of the Carribean absolutely fits that mold, but unfortunately that only applies to the first movie, as the other two have downer endings and are generally not very fun.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Randomly checked out The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young last night on Netflix, and really loved it. It's a documentary about a somewhat eccentric runner who created a "marathon" through the backwoods of Tennessee that only 10 people have finished in 25 years. Highly recommend for lovers of quirky documentaries.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Ok Fella posted:

So the Zero Thereom on prime sounded ok and Christopher Waltz is awesome.

It is not. I turned it off after 30 minutes. Do not watch that movie unless you're really high and want to do some rifftrax type poo poo.

I'll throw in a dissenting opinion on that one. It's obviously not in the same league as Brazil, but Zero Theorem is still very good if you typically enjoy Gilliam. The world he creates was very interesting to me, and Waltz is really solid, if not completely mind-blowing like some of his previous roles have been.

Its got a really unique look, and that's something I appreciate in a film.

Asnorban
Jun 13, 2003

Professor Gavelsmoke


Brocktoon posted:

Randomly checked out The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young last night on Netflix, and really loved it. It's a documentary about a somewhat eccentric runner who created a "marathon" through the backwoods of Tennessee that only 10 people have finished in 25 years. Highly recommend for lovers of quirky documentaries.

I watched this this past week also. It filled 2 things I love in documentaries -- really interesting characters (the creator of the marathon) and feats of human strength (the marathon itself.) Highly recommend if you like documentaries that deal with either of those.

Basebf555 posted:

I'll throw in a dissenting opinion on that one. It's obviously not in the same league as Brazil, but Zero Theorem is still very good if you typically enjoy Gilliam. The world he creates was very interesting to me, and Waltz is really solid, if not completely mind-blowing like some of his previous roles have been.

Its got a really unique look, and that's something I appreciate in a film.

I also enjoyed Zero Theorem. I liked it more than some of Gilliam's films (Doctor Parnassus), but it definitely doesn't hold a candle to his best. I thought it was worth watching just for the world design and how vibrant it is. I also love David Thewlis, so that helps.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Basebf555 posted:

I'll throw in a dissenting opinion on that one. It's obviously not in the same league as Brazil, but Zero Theorem is still very good if you typically enjoy Gilliam. The world he creates was very interesting to me, and Waltz is really solid, if not completely mind-blowing like some of his previous roles have been.

Its got a really unique look, and that's something I appreciate in a film.

I'll back this up, I loved it.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Basebf555 posted:

I'll throw in a dissenting opinion on that one. It's obviously not in the same league as Brazil, but Zero Theorem is still very good if you typically enjoy Gilliam. The world he creates was very interesting to me, and Waltz is really solid, if not completely mind-blowing like some of his previous roles have been.

Its got a really unique look, and that's something I appreciate in a film.

Yeah, seconding/thirding this. I actually haven't seen the film all the way through, because I realized it was going to be a neat Terry Gilliam film (I didn't even realize it was one of his projects before I turned it on), and wanted to watch it with my wife since she likes that stuff.

It didn't strike me as a home run, but worth a watch if you're a Gilliam fan. Waltz seemed to be having a lot of fun as well.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Gyre posted:

What are some nice feel-good movies/series that aren't too schlocky? I've been very depressed and anxious lately and I thought that watching Master of None would cheer me up, only to be sucker-punched by the season finale. I can handle drama, but right now it has to be like Disney where you know everything will turn out okay.

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Wet Hot American Summer
Talladega Nights
Moonrise Kingdom
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Hot Fuzz
Groundhog's Day
Barbarella
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
An Idiot Abroad
Planet Earth
Microcosmos
Unlikely Animal Friends
The Battered Bastards of Baseball

The first thing I thought of was Lilo and Stitch, since I watched it in a depressed state. It was pretty dark thematically, but it has a beautiful palette, music and animation, and has a feel-good Disney ending. Maybe the story of a little guy who can't help but be destructive finally finding acceptance with loved ones is what you need?

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Fart house's Eraser still fun after all these years. How did Tony Scott not make this?

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Junkie Disease posted:

Fart house's Eraser still fun after all these years. How did Tony Scott not make this?

Eraser is ridiculous and fun. Quake 2 and 3 fans will get a kick out of it.

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007

Franchescanado posted:

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Wet Hot American Summer
Talladega Nights
Moonrise Kingdom
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Hot Fuzz
Groundhog's Day
Barbarella
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
An Idiot Abroad
Planet Earth
Microcosmos
Unlikely Animal Friends
The Battered Bastards of Baseball

The first thing I thought of was Lilo and Stitch, since I watched it in a depressed state. It was pretty dark thematically, but it has a beautiful palette, music and animation, and has a feel-good Disney ending. Maybe the story of a little guy who can't help but be destructive finally finding acceptance with loved ones is what you need?

Thanks for all the suggestions! I have watched Lilo and Stitch, but it might be good to watch it again.

Also while we're suggesting feel-good stuff, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is pretty drat good if you're feeling kicked around by life. It's very much a show about getting through adversity and not letting it define you.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

If you're watching Zero Theorem and feel the need to turn it off by all means go ahead and do it, but at least watch it up to the scene where Tilda Swinton raps.

You'll be happy you did.

Gyre posted:

Also while we're suggesting feel-good stuff, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is pretty drat good if you're feeling kicked around by life. It's very much a show about getting through adversity and not letting it define you.
Another dissenting opinion: there's a constant stream of early to mid '90s pop culture bullshit that screams Friedberg/Seltzer-levels of lazy writing. They're not jokes, they're just references.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Mar 25, 2016

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
Tokyo Godfathers is free on crackle if you don't mind commercials. That's a fantastic anime movie.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Basebf555 posted:

I'll throw in a dissenting opinion on that one. It's obviously not in the same league as Brazil, but Zero Theorem is still very good if you typically enjoy Gilliam. The world he creates was very interesting to me, and Waltz is really solid, if not completely mind-blowing like some of his previous roles have been.

Its got a really unique look, and that's something I appreciate in a film.

I like Gilliam quite a bit but this one was just wasn't doing it for me.

The look of the film was the main problem for me. It was like what a teenager from the early 90's would think the future looks like.

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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Gyre posted:

Also while we're suggesting feel-good stuff, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is pretty drat good if you're feeling kicked around by life. It's very much a show about getting through adversity and not letting it define you.

Speaking of which, we're three weeks away from season 2! :toot:

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