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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Looking Good Comix

Pooch Café


Goons.

Ballard Street


Those pieces of paper all say things like "Buy that bowtie," "Wear that bowtie," and "Definitely leave the house with that thing around your neck, easily visible to other people."

Lost Side of Suburbia

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

RandomFerret posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia



A perfect, beautiful ending that he goes on to ruin like some sort of fanfic.
From teaching children about loss, grief, and sacrifice to great big "Psych!"
At least goatsucker stays dead.

That is, if I remember correctly.

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

karmicknight posted:

Pluggers refuse to understand foreign culture.

It's probably just some socialist propaganda.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




igtenos55 posted:

Whatever happened to Radio Patrol? Hadn't seen it in awhile or have I missed it?

I'm still posting it, but my week is heavily front-loaded, so I usually focus on modern comics (and Juliet Jones) every day and then post my classics in a couple of catch-up chunks at the end of the week.


Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Hel-lo, Greg...

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Marginally better art fails to make the boss owner likable.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 08/09/15


Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


With any luck, they didn't spend all of their bribe money on tracking down Rocky.

9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True




And He Did.





Good Time Guy (click for big)





Flapper Fanny Says





Feiffer (click for big)





Wee Pals





Life In Hell


Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set blames others.


Working Daze needs to shut up.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is comfortable fighting crime.

mastersord
Feb 15, 2001

Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!
Soiled Meat

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


Stupid to Brooke is "oh hahah, you used a slightly wrong superlative in that last sentence and none of those simpletons reading this will get it! I'm such a genius!"

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club


I never expected Piranha Club to score the prestigious "comic of the year" award, but here we are.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Yeah, you know what they say about broken clocks.

Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker

I can't imagine there are no precautions in place for that sort of thing.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Johnny Walker posted:

Never heard of eating mothballs, but apparently it's actually something people do.



Slammy posted:

Flapper Fanny Says


I know I've mentioned it before, but these old comics are so good. There's no way this would get past the editors in today's America.


Moomin




Classic Dilbert



~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Wow, another Foob that is really showing its age here.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life, March 14-20













algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I know barry is meant to be unlikeable, but he's like one of the better characters so I kinda like him the most.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Goddammit, Reddick, you were so close!

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

LordPants posted:

I know barry is meant to be unlikeable, but he's like one of the better characters so I kinda like him the most.

He's that strip's Tiffany, basically.

Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

Roland Jones posted:

He's that strip's Tiffany, basically.

Also he genuinely tries to include Skip in stuff and Barry did just ask and care about Skip's personal life. They have the same kind of convos as that red-headed lady and Gwen do.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Useless Ornamentation Comix

Pooch Café


Of course, the other dogs don't know a week of strips went by between Poncho being a nudist and this. They just think he's going full fetlife.

Ballard Street


Everybody on Ballard Street got one of those, it's a trophy for living on Ballard Street.

Nobody can say it isn't well-earned.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County, in which Opus is too polite to share bad omens with his friends.





Peanuts (March 28, 1969)



The team is up on all of the scientific advances. Except hygiene.

Funky Oops I Forgot To Tell A Joke!



Crankshaft



She just figured out that she's in a TomBat strip. Funeral services will be held tomorrow.

Li'l Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (December 31, 1928-January 1, 1929)





Thimble Theater (October 12, 1929)

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

Smets
Nov 4, 2009

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft



"$109.20?! Could there even be that much money?"

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



The answer to most problems is "just try harder."

Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



This storyline is going to be horribly condescending, isn't it?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Smets posted:

"$109.20?! Could there even be that much money?"

Don't most libraries just cap out at the cost of a replacement copy though?

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

The person on TV just pronounced it for you, you stupid old dawg-man.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (March 2, 1951)


Barnaby (August 7, 1942)


Nancy (April 16, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (December 28, 1928)


Gasoline Alley (January 26, 1923)

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




^^^ :stare: What. Classic Nancy. OMG.

Presto posted:

The person on TV just pronounced it for you, you stupid old dawg-man.

"Cirk do so-lay." It's not even a hard one. It's not like it has weird French sounds or rolled r's or anything.


Luann


Bernice is "the smart one." Tiffany is "popular, but slutty" and thus not worthy of acknowledgement or consideration.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth


What's with the black band? Is Sal mourning?


The Heart of Juliet Jones

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pros and Cons did not update today, so enjoy ...

Buni



Rhymes with Orange

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011
Yeah Bernice that's what people in New York wear.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Has she not been to the library in 21 years, or do they just not track who has what books in the US?

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Shugojin posted:

Don't most libraries just cap out at the cost of a replacement copy though?

Sometimes there's a little bit of a punitive fee, but I've never been to a library that would charge more than $20 for an ordinary book.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

goatface posted:

Has she not been to the library in 21 years, or do they just not track who has what books in the US?
My guess is that she forgot she took out the book, she's going to spend a week stressing out because of the HUGE LATE FEE of $100, then find out that the reason they never contacted her is because either the library lost the record of the book being loaned or because they closed down.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





This comic just reminded me how much I vomited my senior year of high school.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Evil Mastermind posted:

My guess is that she forgot she took out the book, she's going to spend a week stressing out because of the HUGE LATE FEE of $100, then find out that the reason they never contacted her is because either the library lost the record of the book being loaned or because they closed down.

Nice try, but we both know libraries never close because they're the unstoppable anticapitalist juggernaut slaughtering Mom & Pop Main Street!! You can't compete with free!!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set refracts.


Working Daze is from the wrong company.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix forgot to tell a joke.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Boyce's new meds seem to be working. This is... a completely recognizable joke.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Darkest Auer posted:

I know I've mentioned it before, but these old comics are so good. There's no way this would get past the editors in today's America.
Agreed.


Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Good Time Guy (click for big)





Flapper Fanny Says





Feiffer (click for big)





Jaf
Jaf appeared in the Village Voice in the 60's.






Wee Pals (click for maybe bigger)





Life In Hell (click for bigger)



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Celebrity Ghost
Sep 26, 2007



ikanreed posted:

Boyce's new meds seem to be working. This is... a completely recognizable joke.

Boyce operates on the "broken clock" principle.

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