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CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Enourmo posted:

Suspension, apparently.

:haw:

:vince:

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PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~

Enourmo posted:

Suspension, apparently.

:haw:

:aaaaa:

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

That took me a good bit longer than it should have to get. Bravo.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

Enourmo posted:

Suspension, apparently.

:haw:

Holy poo poo.
That is a :master::master::stoke::master:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
God drat.

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I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up with chunks of solid rust inside my sealed tail light. There was another piece so big I couldn't take it out through any of the holes, so I'm guessing it used to be part of the reflector housing.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Is it a Volkswagen?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Civic, but the rust hole in the quarter panel on that side is so big that anything coming at the side of the car probably has a straight shot at the back of the tail light.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Enourmo posted:

Suspension, apparently.

:haw:

Oh that's good. That's real good.

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT
Crossposting from the OSHA thread. A truck hitting a bridge is a failure, right?

Last Saturday a flatbed truck hauling a boom lift hit a bridge because the driver loaded it incorrectly: he had the boom extended way up such that he managed to hit a 15' bridge doing 125km/h. I heard second hand that two of the final drive gears exploded, and that the counterweight (a piece of steel weighing over 2 tons) fell off and skidded 300' to a stop on the highway. No one was injured but Jesus, I bet that made a noise.





Also one of the drivers from my company took a video as he drove by:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoG3YR8MTxw

DefaultPeanut
Nov 4, 2006
What's not to like?
I got stuck in some of that traffic. Also, whats up, BC buddy?

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

EKDS5k posted:

I bet that made a noise.

Insert boom joke here.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Enourmo posted:

Suspension, apparently.

:haw:
:golfclap:


Is it time to post this horrible mechanical disaster again?



http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/24/software_problems_bork_f35_fleet_til_2019/

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


quote:

The F-35 is the first modern US military aircraft not to have a heads-up display. Instead, pilots will wear the display as part of their helmet, but the current level of software development means that the helmets can't handle night vision, which leaves pilots at something of a disadvantage.

Mechanical problems also dog the aircraft, he reported, especially with the ejector seat mechanism. Gilmore said that after initial testing, pilots weighing below 136 pounds won't be allowed to fly the aircraft, and there are "serious" problems for those weighing over 165 pounds.

For pilots in the 136-165 pound weight class – that's about 27 per cent of all aviators – the evaluators estimated the probability of death during ejection was 23 per cent, and the probability of "some level of injury resulting from neck extension to be 100 per cent."

:psyboom:

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
I like how a 1/4 chance of death is not a serious problem.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Maybe they figured that if you're in a situation that warrants using the ejector, your chance of death was already 100% so a 75% chance of survival is actually pretty good.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull
From a study I was helping do research for, that actually doesn't sound all that much worse than the accepted normal rate of injury.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Yeah but aren't things supposed to get better when you make them newer and ten times more expensive?

moxieman
Jul 30, 2013

I'd rather die than go to heaven.
In the DoD contracting world? gently caress no.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

xzzy posted:

Maybe they figured that if you're in a situation that warrants using the ejector, your chance of death was already 100% so a 75% chance of survival is actually pretty good.

Git gud. If you need to eject its your fault.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Slavvy posted:

Yeah but aren't things supposed to get better when you make them newer and ten times more expensive?

ahahahahaahaha

Seriously. When's the last time ANYTHING in the world got better?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I find it hilarious how people run around criticising soviet tanks for lack of crew safety and other stuff like that but somehow 1 in 4 chance of death from using the death prevention device is totally ok.

e:

Midjack posted:

ahahahahaahaha

Seriously. When's the last time ANYTHING in the world got better?

The new mustang started out as a hunk of poo poo and has gotten better I guess? I'm admittedly struggling to come up with more. Superduke 990 to 1290 is arguably an improvement if you don't like death I guess. Everything gets 'better' in the sense of being safer and more dependable but also kind of lamer and worse at the same time.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Midjack posted:

ahahahahaahaha

Seriously. When's the last time ANYTHING in the world got better?

Have you heard the Good News of our Lord, V8? Right now is the best time so far to be alive if you like horsepower.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Well yeah, but improvements in tire technology just mean that all that power turns into speed instead of smokey burnouts.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Midjack posted:

ahahahahaahaha

Seriously. When's the last time ANYTHING in the world got better?

Well, Viagra is better than Spanish Fly.

And ummm...heated front seats?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Slavvy posted:

I find it hilarious how people run around criticising soviet tanks for lack of crew safety and other stuff like that but somehow 1 in 4 chance of death from using the death prevention device is totally ok.


On the other hand, riding a jet into terrain at any speed is ~ a 1 in 1 chance of death.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Midjack posted:

ahahahahaahaha

Seriously. When's the last time ANYTHING in the world got better?

Commercial airliners.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

BraveUlysses posted:

Commercial airliners.

Counterpoint: commercial boarding

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Safety Dance posted:

Well yeah, but improvements in tire technology just mean that all that power turns into speed instead of smokey burnouts.

Which just means we need more power to continue our smokey burnouts, which means we need more tire to contain that power, which means we need more power, ad infinitum.

It's a wonderful circle.

edit: It is pretty awesome to think that engine technology has progressed to a point where my little 1.6L Fiesta is in the same range of power as the V8s I grew up with and installing some new software can make it even more powerful.

wolrah fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Mar 25, 2016

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

BraveUlysses posted:

Commercial airliners.

What are you, 5'8"?

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

On the other hand, riding a jet into terrain at any speed is ~ a 1 in 1 chance of death.

Yes but you would be awaited in Valhalla.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

Yes but you would be awaited in Valhalla.

Chrome isn't a LO material, though?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Beach Bum posted:

What are you, 5'8"?

The planes are much, much better. People still pick the cheapest flights so that's why we are treated like cattle.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

BraveUlysses posted:

The planes are much, much better. People still pick the cheapest flights so that's why we are treated like cattle.

Having recently been a passenger in an MD80, I'd take just about any other plane in that class.

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost
MD80s are the worst. DC9s with lipstick. Even 717s are a completely unpleasant experience, so it doesn't seem to be related to the age of the plane itself.

If you ever want to experience what air travel was like in the 60s, fly on an MD80.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

SNiPER_Magnum posted:

MD80s are the worst. DC9s with lipstick. Even 717s are a completely unpleasant experience, so it doesn't seem to be related to the age of the plane itself.

If you ever want to experience what air travel was like in the 60s, fly on an MD80.

Air travel in the 60s was still route-regulated, and most narrow bodies were still 2+2, even in coach.

:eng99:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

EightBit posted:

Having recently been a passenger in an MD80, I'd take just about any other plane in that class.

The designers were high as gently caress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R0CViDUBFs

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Lol at that compass, I'd love to have been in that meeting.

"Guys, we forgot a compass, but we've got a little spot behind the co-pilot, the only problem is that we'll have to make compasses with backwards writing and little rear view mirrors that aren't aligned with our dial in your seat through the looking ball system. Any objections?"

"nope, sounds good!"

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

mekilljoydammit posted:

From a study I was helping do research for, that actually doesn't sound all that much worse than the accepted normal rate of injury.

Yeah, while the F22 deserves all kinds of criticism, ejecting from a fighter is not happy fun times. The rockets provide a minimum of like 10G acceleration, and as much as 20G in some airplanes IIRC. This incredibly violent event happens while explosives are punching a hole through the canopy (or the seat is punching its way through) and possibly the airframe is breaking up around the pilot. Ejection is basically a guaranteed serious injury of some kind, it fucks pilots the hell up.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
Our division officer had to punch out in....'03 i think, the leg retention straps broke both his legs and he fractured several vertebrae iirc. This was in a legacy hornet. 10 years previously our commanding officer survived a near mach 1 ejection when his f14 flew apart at the sound barrier during a highspeed pass. Theres a video of it somewhere. Captain "wailing" Jennings. A great man.

On my last navy deployment, an awesome LT. landed a legacy hornet with dual hydraulic failure in a storm at night because he was afraid that if he puched out he would get hurt and wouldn't be able to fly anymore. The man was balls personified. He flew most of the post repair check flights and always flew the most broken bird back to the beach. At the end of a deployment, he flew a cobbled together hornet that had been sitting broken for months. On the catapult i was pumping hydraulic fluid into it as fast as it was dumping out and the flight controls were spotty and he still took the shot just so nobody had to stay behind to babysit a jet after a 9 month deployment.

Naval aviation is filled with men and women who are the hardest of the core and the ejection seat is reserved for imminent death. I still belive that more than half would ride the bird down before they punched out.


Anyways, thats my ramble about ejection seats and fighter pilots. Also sea stories may get exaggerated with retelling, its been a while.

bird cooch fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Mar 26, 2016

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Too bad pilots are Prima Donna bitches and brown shoes are just bitch rear end riders.

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