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Pinterest Mom posted:That's a journalist's tweet reporting words that came out of Ted Cruz's personal mouth. My bad, thought that was a staffer. Mea Culpa.
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OAquinas posted:That's assuming the people involved are rational actors. No. If he goes into the convention with a large delegate lead--like the one he has now--you're never, EVER going to sell another nominee to Trump supporters. He would have to literally win no more delegates to be ruled out as at least a powerbroker at the convention, and with New York, Pennsylvania, and California still to cast their votes I'd be very surprised if he didn't go to Cleveland with at least 1,000 delegates. With that kind of lead it's going to be virtually impossible to sell to his supporters that he shouldn't be the nominee.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:I dunno hart did dare reporters to follow him and then he still went to his mistress "monkey business crew"
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InsanityIsCrazy posted:trump will be the first outsider to directly show the RESET button that campaigns use to wipe the short-term memory of their voter base There is no reset button in the age of social media.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:06 |
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TyrantWD posted:There is no reset button in the age of social media. he can just sue everyone who remembers anything. problem solved
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:07 |
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*smacks trump in chest with his own arm* stop slandering yourself! stop slandering yourself!
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:08 |
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That's not an actual quote. It can't be.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:08 |
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I wonder if his cock leans right
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:09 |
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Fox News now reporting on Cruz's Trump callout. It's on.
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The Human Crouton posted:Attack competently. I'm not sure how much of Trump's success is due to his own abilities, and how much is due to the shear incompetence of everyone else running.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:09 |
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new theory based on today's Blessed events: cruz admits the affairs, drops out unofficially while propping Heidi into the candidacy. "A vote for Ted is a vote for Heidi" is the new slogan. It's a whole new layer of "Ma" and "Pa" Ferguson in old TX politics.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:10 |
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BeOSPOS posted:
This is how Trump should concern troll him. "Ted, we all have to support the nominee, I would just hate to have this come out in the General Election and cost us an easy win against Hillary." Bing, done.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:10 |
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https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/713377442665091073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:10 |
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Skwirl posted:The right has, at various points, tried to paint her as a brain-damaged lying murderous lesbian witch, and none of it stuck, what's Donald Trump going to do? He dunked Jeb Bush's head in a toilet for six months and got Jeb to high five him after refusing to apologize to Jeb's wife, gave Marco Rubio PTSD about drinking water in public and got him to crack a dick joke on stage, and managed to bait Ted Cruz into talking about how much he loves his wife on national TV less than 12 hours before a giant sex scandal broke, but sure, he probably can't hit Hillary any more effectively than Newt Gingrich or Trey Gowdy.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:11 |
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i need this to be real so bad
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:11 |
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Roger Altman, owner of the National Enquirer is one of Hillary's top donors. Is he friends with Donald Trump, too? It's weird that Cruz is blaming Trump for this
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:He dunked Jeb Bush's head in a toilet for six months and got Jeb to high five him after refusing to apologize to Jeb's wife, gave Marco Rubio PTSD about drinking water in public and got him to crack a dick joke on stage, and managed to bait Ted Cruz into talking about how much he loves his wife on national TV less than 12 hours before a giant sex scandal broke, but sure, he probably can't hit Hillary any more effectively than Newt Gingrich or Trey Gowdy. Yes he wrecked three thin skinned baby men who have almost never been challenged in their lives, clearly he's a master that Clinton isn't ready for
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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MothraAttack posted:Fox News now reporting on Cruz's Trump callout. It's on. Happy Good Friday, Allahu Ackbar, and Asalamalaikum
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/713377442665091073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw In cruz's lizard case, I think sapiosexual means "sex with humans"
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/713377442665091073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw the unfortunate pixelation of the middle person's face makes her look like a sexy skeletor
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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This is the best election
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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Squalid posted:i need this to be real so bad the beauty of politics is, whether or not ted cruz cheated on his wife, it's still real
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EugeneJ posted:Roger Altman, owner of the National Enquirer is one of Hillary's top donors. Yes, you should know this because you spent like hours last night sperging over this
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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Ted Cruz being a foot fetishist would make a whole bunch of things in the world make a whole bunch more sense. And then I would have to scrub my brain with acid.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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Squalid posted:i need this to be real so bad
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Squalid posted:i need this to be real so bad Don't worry. It is.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:14 |
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:He dunked Jeb Bush's head in a toilet for six months and got Jeb to high five him after refusing to apologize to Jeb's wife, gave Marco Rubio PTSD about drinking water in public and got him to crack a dick joke on stage, and managed to bait Ted Cruz into talking about how much he loves his wife on national TV less than 12 hours before a giant sex scandal broke, but sure, he probably can't hit Hillary any more effectively than Newt Gingrich or Trey Gowdy. They have no idea what's coming. The stumping they're about to witness is unprecedented in history.
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pathetic little tramp posted:https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/713377442665091073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Those women's quotes are beyond amazing.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:14 |
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paranoid randroid posted:i dont believe there is any feasible way for trump to win a primary. if he did it would signal absolutely calamitous things for the GOP. I want you to make a prediction about what it indicates and signals if Trump wins the general. We'll see if your predictive abilities hold. Also, going back through the posts from when Trump first joined the race is wonderful, I recommend everyone do it. GlyphGryph fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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A reminder that cruz staff e-mails were in the Ashley Madison hack. Cruz might have a lot of fires to put out in the next few weeks. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/08/19/josh-duggar-allegedly-paid-nearly-1000-for-ashley-madison-accounts/
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:14 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Yes, you should know this because you spent like hours last night sperging over this So why is Cruz blaming Trump and not Hillary
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:15 |
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EugeneJ posted:So why is Cruz blaming Drumpf and not Hillary because he's in a race against trump?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:15 |
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Still nothing from Trump. I'm not listening but I guess Rush has taken his entire show to be a defence of Cruz, blaming Trump camp for spreading this.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:16 |
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EugeneJ posted:So why is Cruz blaming Trump and not Hillary Hillary would be far more logical given Katrina Pierson's role in the allegations. But hahahah.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:16 |
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edit: double post
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:16 |
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:He dunked Jeb Bush's head in a toilet for six months and got Jeb to high five him after refusing to apologize to Jeb's wife, gave Marco Rubio PTSD about drinking water in public and got him to crack a dick joke on stage, and managed to bait Ted Cruz into talking about how much he loves his wife on national TV less than 12 hours before a giant sex scandal broke, but sure, he probably can't hit Hillary any more effectively than Newt Gingrich or Trey Gowdy. The thing is, every bit of dirt that exists about Hillary Clinton has been dug up and thrown at her and none of it stuck. Almost anything Trump can say about her is old news.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:16 |
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Trump is currently inspecting the massive stockpiles of wildfire beneath Washington, D.C. that he will use to explode and burn Hillary's entire fleet at the Battle of the Potomac.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:16 |
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Montasque posted:Still nothing from Trump. I just checked in he's talking about the establishment Apparently Hillary is a member of the Republican establishment
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:17 |
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EugeneJ posted:So why is Cruz blaming Trump and not Hillary Because Trump is also a Hillary plant
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:He dunked Jeb Bush's head in a toilet for six months and got Jeb to high five him after refusing to apologize to Jeb's wife, gave Marco Rubio PTSD about drinking water in public and got him to crack a dick joke on stage, and managed to bait Ted Cruz into talking about how much he loves his wife on national TV less than 12 hours before a giant sex scandal broke, but sure, he probably can't hit Hillary any more effectively than Newt Gingrich or Trey Gowdy. While it's certainly possible, saying that Trump will destroy Hillary Clinton because he wrecked Bush/Rubio/Cruz is like saying a 10-year-old should go pro because he knocked the poo poo out of another kid in Pee-Wee football.
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