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10 Beers posted:This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. quote:So I cry instead. I have a lump in my throat that stops me from eating. I feel as if someone has died. I keep thinking of his skin, his precious skin, inked like a pig carcass. quote:I get angry with myself. This is nothing but snobbery, I think – latent anxiety about the trappings of class. As if my son had deliberately turned his back on a light Victoria sponge and stuffed his face with cheap doughnuts. quote:But by deciding to have a tattoo, my son took a meat cleaver to my apron strings. He may not have wanted to hurt me. I hope he didn't. But my feelings, as he made his decision, were completely unimportant. Perhaps a hamster has a new favorite as of 15:31 on Mar 25, 2016 |
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I seem to remember a guy beating one of these tickets by arguing that he wasn't on the motorcycle at the time, and therefore was not operating any vehicle that was exceeding any speed limits.
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Mar 25, 2016 15:28
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Perhaps a hamster posted:Holy poo poo, this is a pro-read. Yeah. The worst thing is, she's completely jeopardizing ever having a normal relationship with her son again over her prejudiced idiocy over a few ounces of ink.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:01
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10 Beers posted:Yeah. The worst thing is, she's completely jeopardizing ever having a normal relationship with her son again over her prejudiced idiocy over a few ounces of ink. It'd be fuckin' hilarious if this was the tattoo he got but he's not showing her out of spite: 
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Mar 25, 2016 16:19
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Baronjutter posted:Has there ever been a big "people's choice" naming competition that didn't result in something like Weedlord BonerHitler? The first one I can remember: Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf wins the People Online Most Beautiful People contest. I don't think anything came with it.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:22
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It'd be fuckin' hilarious if this was the tattoo he got but he's not showing her out of spite: After the article: 
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Perhaps a hamster posted:Holy poo poo, this is a pro-read. The article doesn't mention it but are they orthodox jewish or something? It is the only way I can see her reaction being even some what not stdh
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Stex T posted:Pitbull is pretty cool for going along with it, though. Yeah, everything about the dude's music and persona screams giant douche, but I've got nothing but respect for the guy for being such a good sport.
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Wil Wheaton was once one of FHM's sexiest woman thanks to an internet poll as well, but the original seems to have slipped off google or be hidden behind European Data Protection laws, so... someone American can find out more. Now there's just people talking about it with broken links. Like this one http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001044.php
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Critical quote from that tattoo lady:quote:All those years of looking after your body – taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. This tipped her hand from "concerned mother" to "absolute nutcase"
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Video of the guy blowing his leg off: http://www.11alive.com/mb/news/local/video-man-loses-leg-after-shooting-lawmower-full-of-explosives/100110740 Jesus Christ, when I read "lawnmower" I though a little push mower, not a full-sized riding mower. What an idiot.
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Phanatic posted:Jesus Christ, when I read "lawnmower" I though a little push mower, not a full-sized riding mower. What an idiot. When it comes to crazy stunts it often boils down to pure dumb luck on how it turns out and whether the inevitable youtube video gets posted to the schadenfreude thread or the badass thread. Well, I guess the LA Beast videos would be an exception because there was absolutely no way most of them were ever going to have a happy ending.
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Phanatic posted:Jesus Christ, when I read "lawnmower" I though a little push mower, not a full-sized riding mower. What an idiot. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a7_1200611038 Blowing up a dump truck near a nuclear plant isn't a good idea, either.
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Critical quote from that tattoo lady: quote:If you'd lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood.
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Man pesters random Muslim on the street about Brussels, is ignored, goes to Twitter with his outrage. Twitter responds in kind by mocking him endlessly. Man is arrested. Croydon man arrested after confronting Muslim woman and telling her to 'explain Brussels'
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Atmus posted:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a7_1200611038 People don't understand fragmentation, I guess. A normal 500-lb iron bomb dropped from a plane? More than of that weight is steel bombcase, and that's what kills people. 190 lbs of HE is bad enough, but it pulverizes the case and propels the fragments like flying lawnmower blades up to a kilometer away.
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/03/24/man-loses-leg-shooting-lawnmower-full-explosives/82232440/ Man blows his leg off by shooting at a broken down riding mower he packed with explosives from 40 feet away.
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Maker Of Shoes posted:http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/03/24/man-loses-leg-shooting-lawnmower-full-explosives/82232440/ ...seriously?
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The southern twang of "I blew my leg off!" is honestly the only way that could have ended.
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Maker Of Shoes posted:The southern twang of "I blew my leg off!" is honestly the only way that could have ended. Yeah it's been the talk of the town for the last 2 pages.
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Oh jesus I'm retarded. That's what I get for skimming the thread while on a conference call. 
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Perhaps a hamster posted:Holy poo poo, this is a pro-read. My favorite part is how she occasionally makes forays into introspection and then slips right away from that. "Maybe the generational gap is keeping me from understanding that tattoos lack the meaning they used to have when I was young and he's still the exact same person he was before the tattoo, so he still has value as a human being.....but it's just so wrong!"
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Dewgy posted:Man pesters random Muslim on the street about Brussels, is ignored, goes to Twitter with his outrage. The fact that he's a partner at a PR agency is wonderful.
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Here is how they put out the fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0u6RRZ3fQ&t=130s
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Gropiemon posted:Yeah it's been the talk of the town for the last 2 pages. Was it the shooter or the cameraman that got hit?
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Eggbeater Jesus posted:It's interesting that a video that ends with obvious blood splatters is somehow not gory. The wonders of the Internet. It's not even that much blood on the lens. If I didn't know this idiot lost his leg, than I would think he probably broke his nose or got cut up by flying debris. Considering what really happened, it's not as horrific as I would think. Phanatic posted:Jesus Christ, when I read "lawnmower" I though a little push mower, not a full-sized riding mower. What an idiot. The part that got me laughing was his Call of Duty get-up and his little lovely range with crappy paper targets on trees alongside a little forested path. I'm convinced that he has done nothing to really stop the bullets that miss the mark and they end up going into other properties and he doesn't give a single gently caress. Which makes the idea of him blowing up a whole riding mower and losing a leg that much less surprising. Basically, this military fetishist lost his leg in a war with his own backyard and will probably spin it off as something badass instead of incredibly pathetic and lazily dangerous. chitoryu12 posted:My favorite part is how she occasionally makes forays into introspection and then slips right away from that. "Maybe the generational gap is keeping me from understanding that tattoos lack the meaning they used to have when I was young and he's still the exact same person he was before the tattoo, so he still has value as a human being.....but it's just so wrong!" Part of me wants to read this whole article as an unreliable narrative where there is no tattoo, but that her son has a girlfriend and possibly has lost his virginity and his mom simply can't handle the rejection and uses something comparably minor to focus her rage and rejection upon so she doesn't break a taboo. Switch the mother and son to a father and daughter and all of that bizarreness really comes to the forefront, with a special attention given to how Insane Mom fetishizes her son's body and seems to think she owns him and that this results in him forever being tied to him in some bizarre power struggle. I pity her other children, because the oldest becoming his own person is going to make her smother the other ones even more.
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Dewgy posted:Man pesters random Muslim on the street about Brussels, is ignored, goes to Twitter with his outrage. What is the charge here? You can get arrested for being a oval office?
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:It's not even that much blood on the lens. If I didn't know this idiot lost his leg, than I would think he probably broke his nose or got cut up by flying debris. Considering what really happened, it's not as horrific as I would think. Blowing a leg off doesn't necessarily mean a huge blood spray like in kill bill. That helmet cam video of that combat medic patching up a dude with a blow off leg had (to me) a surprisingly small amount of blood present both on the ground and on the clothes. Apropos the mountain dew naming fail/win, call it whatever, I find this guy reading the submissions pretty sweet. I'm partial to when he reads number 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxu3kZPlZx8
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HEY NONG MAN posted:What is the charge here? You can get arrested for being a oval office? "Inciting racial hatred." Free speech isn't really a thing that exists in the UK.
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Memento posted:The thing with tannerite, in the hillbillies' defence, is that tannerite is fun as poo poo. A thousand times this. We used to stuff watermelons with the mix-packs and blow them up. Granted, the greatest risk from that shrapnel is a daily dose of vitamin C. It looks spectacularly gory though 
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Dewgy posted:Man pesters random Muslim on the street about Brussels, is ignored, goes to Twitter with his outrage. quote:As for his more inflammatory tweets, Mr Doyle claims they're intended as a joke, which people who know him would understand as "that's absolutely not who I am." It's a prank! Saying mean xenophobic poo poo on twitter is all a joke! Come on guys you gotta believe me! quote:"I have a Muslim neighbour who got burgled, and I was one of the first people to go around to help." Hahaha god damned this guy really doesn't get 'racism'.
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Phanatic posted:"Inciting racial hatred." Free speech isn't really a thing that exists in the UK. 
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Phanatic posted:"Inciting racial hatred." Free speech isn't really a thing that exists in the UK. There's no place in the world that has unlimited free speech. Where exactly the line goes is different from place to place though.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:There's no place in the world that has unlimited free speech. Where exactly the line goes is different from place to place though.
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Phanatic posted:"Inciting racial hatred." Free speech isn't really a thing that exists in the UK. Well, it's a thing, but it's not as much of a quote-unquote absolute right as in the States. After WWII a lot of Europe got a bit more twitchy about these things. In the past, US demagogues have been barred from entering the UK based on these sort of charges, including most notably the Phelps family.
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10 Beers posted:This is from the tattoo thread, but it's pretty 'freudey. gently caress me. That's practically peak Guardian.
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"Oh poo poo I just remembered I left the oven on, bye!"
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Hulebr00670065006e posted:Blowing a leg off doesn't necessarily mean a huge blood spray like in kill bill. That helmet cam video of that combat medic patching up a dude with a blow off leg had (to me) a surprisingly small amount of blood present both on the ground and on the clothes. You can look up all sorts of injuries if you really want to, but generally traumatic injuries have much less blood and brain spray than movies would suggest. Stuff like dismemberment or contact shots to the head with a 12 gauge are still incredibly messy, but Hollywood would have you think that blood sprays out a dude's back when he gets shot in the chest with a 9mm and decapitations cause fountains of blood to shoot to the ceiling.
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