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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

SpacePig posted:

I never thought I'd have a Flat Earther in my family, but I guess if it'd be anybody, it'd be the one who's also anti-vaccination.


It's a two hour video of somebody spouting "facts" that have a fundamental enough misunderstanding of how physics works that even I, a guy who failed high school physics, knows he's completely wrong.

Oh wow this is becoming a thing now? I thought it was just that one stupid rapper.

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

SpacePig posted:

I never thought I'd have a Flat Earther in my family, but I guess if it'd be anybody, it'd be the one who's also anti-vaccination.


It's a two hour video of somebody spouting "facts" that have a fundamental enough misunderstanding of how physics works that even I, a guy who failed high school physics, knows he's completely wrong.

I mean, I knew it was going to be bullshit, but I didn't expect the very first claim to be something you can disprove while standing on a beach with a ruler. Outstanding.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

All on Black posted:

I mean, I knew it was going to be bullshit, but I didn't expect the very first claim to be something you can disprove while standing on a beach with a ruler. Outstanding.

My question has always been, what do they think the round earth liars are gaining by propagating the lie that the earth is round? If the earth was indeed flat, so loving what? Why would that fact need to be lied about and covered up? What is gained by the great "truth" they are revealing about the earth being flat? What does it change in any way anything anyone cares about? I honestly don't give a poo poo what shape the earth is.

Also, how do they explain all the other planets and celestial bodies you see in the sky that are observably spherical? Is the earth the only flat planet? Is the moon flat too? :confused:

BlueKingBar
Jan 25, 2016

Hey guys let's just literally never talk to me again maybe that'll fix things

Karma Monkey posted:

If the earth was indeed flat, so loving what?

This, my friends, is the easy, 99%-foolproof way to figure out whether the crazy-rear end conspiracy theory you believe in has any weight to it. "Would anybody in their right mind have any reasonable motivation for putting forth the incomprehensible amount of time, effort, and manpower to create a conspiracy theory this big?"

If I were a rhetorical fat cat trying to gain a stupid amount of money or power without an ethical care other than how the public sees me, I guarantee you I probably wouldn't need to convince people that the world is a different shape than it actually is. If anything, I'd convince people that putting money anywhere other than my pockets is immoral. See: healthcare providers in the US, Scientology as a religion, and oh yeah, people who propagate conspiracy theories to the gullible and/or extremely narcissistic.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


BlueKingBar posted:

This, my friends, is the easy, 99%-foolproof way to figure out whether the crazy-rear end conspiracy theory you believe in has any weight to it. "Would anybody in their right mind have any reasonable motivation for putting forth the incomprehensible amount of time, effort, and manpower to create a conspiracy theory this big?"

If I were a rhetorical fat cat trying to gain a stupid amount of money or power without an ethical care other than how the public sees me, I guarantee you I probably wouldn't need to convince people that the world is a different shape than it actually is. If anything, I'd convince people that putting money anywhere other than my pockets is immoral. See: healthcare providers in the US, Scientology as a religion, and oh yeah, people who propagate conspiracy theories to the gullible and/or extremely narcissistic.

Pretty much this

https://youtu.be/Hug0rfFC_L8

With simple pictures children can understand

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Hihohe posted:

Pretty much this

https://youtu.be/Hug0rfFC_L8

With simple pictures children can understand

lmao at the assblasted conspiracy theorists in the comments section.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Hihohe posted:

Pretty much this

https://youtu.be/Hug0rfFC_L8

With simple pictures children can understand

I wanna know more about the Adolphin. :3:

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Elderbean posted:

lmao at the assblasted conspiracy theorists in the comments section.
STEVE JOBS WASN'T BIG PHARMA

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN
Big Pharma > Any other industry ever

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Lareine posted:

Big Pharma = every other industry ever

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


BrigadierSensible posted:

Cool. I didn't mean to call your mum racist or anything. Sorry.

But in my defense, a lot of the anti-Obamacare stuff is "BOOO! black, socialist, nazi, death camps, take our guns and give them to gay foreigners." ranting.

No problem, most anti-Obamawhatever people really are racist. She's just been scared by Fox news, and that's lovely because I'm sure a lot of other people have too :(

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Sestze posted:

STEVE JOBS WASN'T BIG PHARMA

No. He ate raw kale, and died of cancer.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Clitch posted:

No. He ate raw kale, and died of cancer.

makes ya think

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Is there any tried-and-true way to shut down idiots who think socialism is literally the total redistribution of wealth and the end of America as we know it? There are so many morons I know IRL and on FB that continuously propagate this poo poo, and being that FB is a huge echo chamber, none of them have anyone trying to help balance the idiocy. All I'm seeing are constant memes of people getting half their poo poo taken and given to someone else, which we all know isn't what Bernie is about, but holy gently caress these people are irritating in their ignorance and obvious fear of having to share with the poors.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Zipperelli. posted:

Is there any tried-and-true way to shut down idiots who think socialism is literally the total redistribution of wealth and the end of America as we know it? There are so many morons I know IRL and on FB that continuously propagate this poo poo, and being that FB is a huge echo chamber, none of them have anyone trying to help balance the idiocy. All I'm seeing are constant memes of people getting half their poo poo taken and given to someone else, which we all know isn't what Bernie is about, but holy gently caress these people are irritating in their ignorance and obvious fear of having to share with the poors.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

:lol: This was actually far funnier than it should have been. Thank you.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015


If you use Chrome, here's an extansion that blocks domains from your web searches and news searches:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/personal-blocklist-by-goo/nolijncfnkgaikbjbdaogikpmpbdcdef?hl=en

No more crap like breitbart and theblaze making GBS threads up your news searches.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

what do you have against block people?

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
block lives matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOHy4Ca9bkw

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

There is no government program that could ever eliminate privation. There is no scheme to redistribute wealth that would ever succeed. There is no welfare plan would ever work. No politician is going to craft a piece of legislation that would do the trick

But me – I got this solution to poverty. Absolutely certain to be effective. Guaranteed to eliminate the problem 100% of the time. Want to know what it is?

Let the poor starve. Let the fuckers die.

If you can’t eliminate the ailment, you can eradicate the source of the disease. The answer is to let nature take its course.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

There is no government program that could ever eliminate privation. There is no scheme to redistribute wealth that would ever succeed. There is no welfare plan would ever work. No politician is going to craft a piece of legislation that would do the trick

But me – I got this solution to poverty. Absolutely certain to be effective. Guaranteed to eliminate the problem 100% of the time. Want to know what it is?

Let the poor starve. Let the fuckers die.

If you can’t eliminate the ailment, you can eradicate the source of the disease. The answer is to let nature take its course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYHmQT_7a2c

A Good Role Model. :(

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Goddamnit I was about to make that reference

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

There is no government program that could ever eliminate privation. There is no scheme to redistribute wealth that would ever succeed. There is no welfare plan would ever work. No politician is going to craft a piece of legislation that would do the trick

But me – I got this solution to poverty. Absolutely certain to be effective. Guaranteed to eliminate the problem 100% of the time. Want to know what it is?

Let the poor starve. Let the fuckers die.

If you can’t eliminate the ailment, you can eradicate the source of the disease. The answer is to let nature take its course.

Homeless people are exactly like pigeons, yes. :stare:

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

There is no government program that could ever eliminate privation. There is no scheme to redistribute wealth that would ever succeed. There is no welfare plan would ever work. No politician is going to craft a piece of legislation that would do the trick

But me – I got this solution to poverty. Absolutely certain to be effective. Guaranteed to eliminate the problem 100% of the time. Want to know what it is?

Let the poor starve. Let the fuckers die.

If you can’t eliminate the ailment, you can eradicate the source of the disease. The answer is to let nature take its course.

FrenchRevolution.mpg

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
The idiots being Politico and the posters I take it?

Zipperelli. posted:

Is there any tried-and-true way to shut down idiots who think socialism is literally the total redistribution of wealth and the end of America as we know it?
Congratulations on not knowing what words mean, dawg. Socialism =/= Social Democracy. Even a supposed incrementalist like Bernie, if he's an actual democratic socialist, is trying to abolish capitalism in favour of socialism. He's really just what should be called a Social Democrat, and not a particularly left-wing one at that.

The people are literally correct on the definition, though colloquially yanks like to use it for anything to the left of Reagan.

Zipperelli. posted:

There are so many morons I know IRL and on FB that continuously propagate this poo poo, and being that FB is a huge echo chamber, none of them have anyone trying to help balance the idiocy. All I'm seeing are constant memes of people getting half their poo poo taken and given to someone else, which we all know isn't what Bernie is about, but holy gently caress these people are irritating in their ignorance and obvious fear of having to share with the poors.
They're in good company with people that think that any public utility or program is "socialist", I say.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Congratulations on not knowing what words mean, dawg

Holy poo poo, the guy says idiot and you immediately jump to black folks.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

FAROOQ posted:

Holy poo poo, the guy says idiot and you immediately jump to black folks.

Not one of your best attempts at poo poo posting.

lfield
May 10, 2008
My heart breaks a little when I see a troll post with no biters.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
This thread has over 200 pages tho'.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

I know it's a LoB post, but I just have to wonder, do these people hate birdfeeders?

Fishvilla
Apr 11, 2011

THE SHAGMISTRESS






Lottery of Babylon posted:

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

There is no government program that could ever eliminate privation. There is no scheme to redistribute wealth that would ever succeed. There is no welfare plan would ever work. No politician is going to craft a piece of legislation that would do the trick

But me – I got this solution to poverty. Absolutely certain to be effective. Guaranteed to eliminate the problem 100% of the time. Want to know what it is?

Let the poor starve. Let the fuckers die.

If you can’t eliminate the ailment, you can eradicate the source of the disease. The answer is to let nature take its course.

There is an ever better solution. Just read A Modest Proposal and see how all of our problems can be solved!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

There is no government program that could ever eliminate privation. There is no scheme to redistribute wealth that would ever succeed. There is no welfare plan would ever work. No politician is going to craft a piece of legislation that would do the trick

But me – I got this solution to poverty. Absolutely certain to be effective. Guaranteed to eliminate the problem 100% of the time. Want to know what it is?

Let the poor starve. Let the fuckers die.

If you can’t eliminate the ailment, you can eradicate the source of the disease. The answer is to let nature take its course.

Aren't there actually a subset of neoconservatives that want to adopt a 'starve the beast' strategy to eliminate socialist policies? Gut public services so they can turn around and prove how socialism doesn't work?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Panfilo posted:

Aren't there actually a subset of neoconservatives that want to adopt a 'starve the beast' strategy to eliminate socialist policies? Gut public services so they can turn around and prove how socialism doesn't work?

That's literally what they're doing now, they're just usually too sly to actually say it.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If someone has that comic where a guy makes fun of an anti-capitalism protester for USING PHONE MADE BY CORPORATION and WEARING CLOTHES MADE BY CORPORATION I'd appreciate it because it is screaming for deployment right now tia.

It absolutely refuses to show in a google search, mainly drowned out by comic con poo poo.

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

zakharov posted:

That's literally what they're doing now, they're just usually too sly to actually say it.

Unless it comes to the Postal system. Holy poo poo do conservatives openly hate it. Yet it's a good profit turner for the federal government. :psyduck:

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Chomp8645 posted:

If someone has that comic where a guy makes fun of an anti-capitalism protester for USING PHONE MADE BY CORPORATION and WEARING CLOTHES MADE BY CORPORATION I'd appreciate it because it is screaming for deployment right now tia.

It absolutely refuses to show in a google search, mainly drowned out by comic con poo poo.



v No problem, friend. Godspeed.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Danke!

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Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Skaw posted:

Unless it comes to the Postal system. Holy poo poo do conservatives openly hate it. Yet it's a good profit turner for the federal government. :psyduck:

What's even funnier is that the Republican's efforts have actually made USPS stronger. My understanding was that a huge part of their operating "cost" was having to actively budget for all pensions right NOW, rather than when they would come into effect. Either way, USPS got to innovating and profitable and I will only ship with them nowadays.

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