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The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

ufarn posted:

from 3g to lte, much better camera, touchid, less sluggish os

its a pretty decent upgrade - but i'd wait and see what they unveil at wwdc in september

don't quote stymie and wwdc is not in September

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:04

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 14:10

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Snapchat A Titty posted:

btw would i become a yospos pariah if i upgraded from my trusty 4s to a steve edition?

this is a good decision, you should do it.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:05

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

(pdf)

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:19

ufarn: May 30, 2009

computer parts posted:

if the screen size is what you care about, then get this phone now

i personally have the 5s, so I'm not going to wait until a 7 comes out, or I drop my phone an break it

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:40

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

i seriously can't imagine being dumb enough to put that hiring protocol in writing.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:49

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Pinterest Mom posted:

i seriously can't imagine being dumb enough to put that hiring protocol in writing.

aren't they settling for under 10 grand a claimant? if so that's a serious bargain

# ? Mar 25, 2016 17:58

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ufarn posted:

from 3g to lte, much better camera, touchid, less sluggish os

its a pretty decent upgrade - but i'd wait and see what they unveil at wwdc in september

the only one of those that is either correct or even a real draw is the lte

lol at caring about a phone camera

double lol at touchid

lol forever at ios 9 being anything but terrible pisstrash for idiots with comic sans font

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:09

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

yawn

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:15

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

that's the funny thing about facts, they don't cease to be facts if you don't care about them

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:18

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

touchid works great and is useful, on 6s-level phones it's instantaneous

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:29

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

qirex posted:

touchid works great and is useful, on 6s-level phones it's instantaneous

# ? Mar 25, 2016 18:36

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

qirex posted:

touchid works great and is useful, on 6s-level phones it's instantaneous

it's amazing and I can't imagine living without it

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:01

shitface: Nov 23, 2006

The Management posted:

it's amazing and I can't imagine living without it

i lost my iPad mini 2 on a flight from dc a few weeks ago. i loved that thing but its lack of touchid compared to my 5s constantly jarred

anyway in a week or two i'm gonna go upgrade everything and i'm either gonna go

5se and iPad mini4
6s and air 2 or pro 9.7"
6s+ only

i'm leaning toward options 1 or 3

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:23

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

shitface posted:

i lost my iPad mini 2 on a flight from dc a few weeks ago. i loved that thing but its lack of touchid compared to my 5s constantly jarred

anyway in a week or two i'm gonna go upgrade everything and i'm either gonna go

5se and iPad mini4
6s and air 2 or pro 9.7"
6s+ only

i'm leaning toward options 1 or 3

Nobody cares. Not even in the slightest.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:26

shitface: Nov 23, 2006

Smythe posted:

Nobody cares. Not even in the slightest.

my feelings, smythe :ohdear:

# ? Mar 25, 2016 19:29

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

whats a tablet for

i had one for a while and i still dont know

reading pdfs?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:55

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Progressive JPEG posted:

whats a tablet for

i had one for a while and i still dont know

reading pdfs?

ive got one too and ive barely used mine. if i were to buy a new one now, it would most certainly be reading pdfs, maybe occassional bedtime movie or something, and only then because i havent got a tv

# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:57

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Progressive JPEG posted:

whats a tablet for

i had one for a while and i still dont know

reading pdfs?

its for browsing the web whilst watching tv. if you're reading you use a kindle paperwhite

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:02

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Shaggar posted:

its for browsing the web whilst watching tv.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:07

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Shaggar posted:

its for browsing the web whilst watching tv. if you're reading you use a kindle paperwhite

this

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:07

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

shitface posted:

i lost my iPad mini 2 on a flight from dc a few weeks ago. i loved that thing but its lack of touchid compared to my 5s constantly jarred

anyway in a week or two i'm gonna go upgrade everything and i'm either gonna go

5se and iPad mini4
6s and air 2 or pro 9.7"
6s+ only

i'm leaning toward options 1 or 3

option 1

option 3 is shameful, phablets are for tacky 5 figgie fucktarde that can't afford option 1 or 2

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:08

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

if you want a tablet that's going to leave your house you want a surface

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:09

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Shaggar posted:

its for browsing the web whilst watching tv. if you're reading you use a kindle paperwhite

my beef with kindles is they are slow with large lovely pdfs, and you can do much about annotation etc, but thats not really a standard use either

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:16

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Progressive JPEG posted:

whats a tablet for

i had one for a while and i still dont know

reading pdfs?

watching youtube in bed.

i used to use it for web browsing, but now i just use my phone

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:19

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

kalstrams posted:

my beef with kindles is they are slow with large lovely pdfs, and you can do much about annotation etc, but thats not really a standard use either

my kindle voyage is actually quite wuick with larger pdfs that older models had problems with, fwiw

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:26

shitface: Nov 23, 2006

mishaq posted:

option 1

option 3 is shameful, phablets are for tacky 5 figgie fucktarde that can't afford option 1 or 2

the only attraction for 3 was having one thing to carry and charge but yeah pretty sure I'll be rocking a stebe edition and mini 4 soon

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# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:42

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

shitface posted:

rocking

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:49

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Shaggar posted:

if you want a tablet that's going to leave your house

lol

Shaggar posted:

you want a surface

double lol

# ? Mar 25, 2016 21:53

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

Smythe posted:

nice

# ? Mar 25, 2016 22:10

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Smythe posted:

lol

# ? Mar 25, 2016 22:20

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

if you want a tablet that's going to leave your house you want a surface

warranty replacements for a self-bricking os don't count

# ? Mar 25, 2016 23:29

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Pinterest Mom posted:

i seriously can't imagine being dumb enough to put that hiring protocol in writing.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 23:33

big shtick energy: May 27, 2004

Pinterest Mom posted:

i seriously can't imagine being dumb enough to put that hiring protocol in writing.

people generally like to think that they are good

they deal with the cognitive dissonance of doing bad poo poo as SOP every day by forgetting that it's bad

but when you forget that it's bad, you also forget about poo poo like " don't leave evidence of my crimes sitting around"

# ? Mar 25, 2016 23:41

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

DuckConference posted:

people generally like to think that they are good

they deal with the cognitive dissonance of doing bad poo poo as SOP every day by forgetting that it's bad

but when you forget that it's bad, you also forget about poo poo like " don't leave evidence of my crimes sitting around"

my-crimes.txt

free ross

# ? Mar 25, 2016 23:43

ufarn: May 30, 2009

Pinterest Mom posted:

i seriously can't imagine being dumb enough to put that hiring protocol in writing.

unchecked bureaucracy and e-mail culture will gently caress you up sooner or later

the amount of passwords and poo poo in company e-mail makes me want to curl up under my desk

# ? Mar 26, 2016 00:26

Hurt Whitey Maybe: Jun 26, 2008; I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

it's amazing that not only are unions almost dead, but that companies themselves are actually collectively working to reduce wages of their employees. p hosed up imho.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 01:00