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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Onstad must have been talking about Cisco when he made this



I wonder if Chris Onstead has ever read any Flann O'Brien (/Myles na gCopaleen).

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
That Microsoft Tay thing is so loving funny. I read this article in the morning and was giggling thinking about it all day.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/

quote:

She uses millennial slang and knows about Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, and seems to be bashfully self-aware, occasionally asking if she is being 'creepy' or 'super weird'.

Tay also asks her followers to 'f***' her, and calls them 'daddy'.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Whip Slagcheek posted:

2 day hangover sounds loving awful.

It is.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
http://www.vice.com/read/smoke-signals-v23n1?utm_source=vicefbus

Seems somewhat relevant to this thread

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its like sad poetry

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



You're still a bitch, bitch.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

is this you? are you the cuck?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Rad Lieutenant posted:

is this you? are you the cuck?

I'm the gorgeous bride.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I'm the gorgeous bride.

bruh if you gonna post in this thread, you gotta give me your excuse for what happened wrt the pepper spray debacle

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

bruh if you gonna post in this thread, you gotta give me your excuse for what happened wrt the pepper spray debacle

I have one RL friend within 1200 miles and he bitched out. Realized my roommate and his 8 year old wouldn't be happy with me spraying CS in the bathroom. I'm thinking tinder might be a good bet to get it done.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

How long after mono do I have to stay away from alcohol because god dammit I haven't had a beer since January 28th

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I have one RL friend within 1200 miles and he bitched out. Realized my roommate and his 8 year old wouldn't be happy with me spraying CS in the bathroom. I'm thinking tinder might be a good bet to get it done.

Why the gently caress were you going to spray in the bathroom? I would also be mad as hell if you sprayed OC spray in my bathroom because that poo poo would take forever to be cleaned up. Spray in the backyard of your apartment or house or whatever.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Why the gently caress were you going to spray in the bathroom? I would also be mad as hell if you sprayed OC spray in my bathroom because that poo poo would take forever to be cleaned up. Spray in the backyard of your apartment or house or whatever.

Why only piss off your roommate when you can piss off your entire neighborhood? :haw:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I have one RL friend within 1200 miles and he bitched out. Realized my roommate and his 8 year old wouldn't be happy with me spraying CS in the bathroom. I'm thinking tinder might be a good bet to get it done.

just go down to the beach and have a big hawaiian dude spray you. just tell him youre a youtube star and the vid is gonna go viral

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

just go down to the beach and have a big hawaiian dude spray you. just tell him youre a youtube star and the vid is gonna go viral

and it could too, depending on how high pitched his screams are.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Fuuuuckin' A, it's Fridaaaayy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
But it's HER DOG...

http://komonews.com/news/nation-world/florida-woman-accused-of-having-sex-with-her-own-dogs

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

sloop.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

it's friday, picking up the girl from the airport tonight

hail stan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yosDDDAmE2g

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
get that butt ebb

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GnMR2EB54

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
eat her butt out like it's groceries

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

eat her butt out like it's groceries

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Golly gee!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3768847&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post457896288

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
wow. some really generic poo poo there he came back with.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

pretending to be in the military is almost as bad as actually doing it

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I wasn't asking about homosexuals in the army, I asked how gay it's gotten :mad:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kawasaki Nun posted:

pretending to be in the military is almost as bad as actually doing it

Pretending to be in the military is like pretending to be a McDonald's employee, and then bragging about it.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
fruit salad (medals)

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Thank god he's stayed outta GiP.(Tossed Fruit Salad)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i like that john romero dude laying down sick rear end slams on military idiots in that thread tho

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Gotta pay for those braces somehow I guess.

:nws:
http://gfycat.com/AromaticWildAlabamamapturtle
:nws:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Potential BFF posted:

Gotta pay for those braces somehow I guess.

:nws:
http://gfycat.com/AromaticWildAlabamamapturtle
:nws:

I like breastrrs very much

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Arishtat
Jan 2, 2011

Potential BFF posted:

Gotta pay for those braces somehow I guess.

:nws:
http://gfycat.com/AromaticWildAlabamamapturtle
:nws:

Sage advice: Do not look gift tits in mouth.

And now for a nice butte!

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/TSdoPeh.jpg
:nws:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
butte lol

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/i1RY09R.jpg :nws:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

butt status: gotten

bit that butt

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Guy with cool Russian accent makes one big coin by hydraulic pressing stacks of euro coins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfQdkYexulw

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