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so what was lex's plan after doomsday killed all the heroes it's a nearly unstoppable rage monster. wouldn't it have made more sense for him to recreate zod into bizarro and use that to frame superman for poo poo and then he'd have something under his control.
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i heard warner bros paid some company to make thousands of fake imdb accounts with hudnreds of fake reviews to get its score up
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Mar 26, 2016 17:22
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Groovelord Neato posted:so what was lex's plan after doomsday killed all the heroes it's a nearly unstoppable rage monster. wouldn't it have made more sense for him to recreate zod into bizarro and use that to frame superman for poo poo and then he'd have something under his control. Speaking of, why did Lex blow up Capitol Hill? The lady senator posed no threat and he didn't even try to frame Superman for it like I thought he would. What was the point?
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Mar 26, 2016 17:28
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Do it ironically posted:i heard warner bros paid some company to make thousands of fake imdb accounts with hudnreds of fake reviews to get its score up I could believe it because it feels impossible that so many people would enjoy this
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Mar 26, 2016 17:33
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Doflamingo posted:Speaking of, why did Lex blow up Capitol Hill? The lady senator posed no threat and he didn't even try to frame Superman for it like I thought he would. What was the point? I think lex is just crazy and got hella butthurt
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Mar 26, 2016 17:37
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he makes bizarro, frames supes, batman gets pissed and goes after superguy, then they fight but they realize it was all a misunderstanding and lex and bizarro are the threat and they go after them. maybe even get bizarro to look into his heart and turn good so it's not all about killing bad peeps. it's so simple. i'm sure this happened in a comic book at some point.
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Mar 26, 2016 17:38
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i did like when lex was sassing the senator all 'ohhh youre gonna be on the hot seat june bug'
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Mar 26, 2016 17:40
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:i did like when lex was sassing the senator all 'ohhh youre gonna be on the hot seat june bug' Yes this Lex was a real sassy molassy
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Mar 26, 2016 17:41
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Dingdingdingdingdiongding do you like me better than the joker yet???
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Mar 26, 2016 17:42
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The way these modern superhero movies are all 3-hour bleak epics with ridiculous plots yet demand to be taken totally seriously is extremely lol. Tim Burton's Batman looks more and more like a masterpiece every day.
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Mar 26, 2016 17:52
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gender illusionist posted:http://gu.com/p/4hpnk/sbl i laughed my rear end off. dripping with sarcasm and whatnot
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Mar 26, 2016 17:53
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exquisite tea posted:The way these modern superhero movies are all 3-hour bleak epics with ridiculous plots yet demand to be taken totally seriously is extremely lol. Tim Burton's Batman looks more and more like a masterpiece every day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83jMJaLcSA4 better be sure
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Mar 26, 2016 17:56
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Doflamingo posted:kid Bruce flying up into the sky in a loving Batnado Wait. Is this really a thing that happens?
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Mar 26, 2016 18:09
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Frankenstyle posted:Wait. Is this really a thing that happens? Yes.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:11
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Frankenstyle posted:Wait. Is this really a thing that happens? in like a dream, one of very many, each more ridiculous than the previous. the batnado was by far the least weird and useless
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Mar 26, 2016 18:11
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The prime mover in this movie is a jar of piss, if that gives you any indication.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:12
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Wow. I've heard more than once that Snyder keeps getting work mostly because he hits his deadlines and never goes over budget, but how can he turn that into a career weighed against the mountain of garbage he's piled up?
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Mar 26, 2016 18:17
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Why do we get all these bullshit superhero films and not ones for the awesome characters like The Tick? He's nigh invulnerable.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:18
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Snyder is beloved by a lot of contrarian film nerds because they get to say "he obviously doesn't mean that you simpletons, look at this convoluted subtext for which I will now write 10,000 words that nobody will read" except that with every movie it becomes increasingly apparent that no, he really does believe in all that poo poo at face value and badly needs an editor or anybody to tell him "please just stop"
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Mar 26, 2016 18:20
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all things in the world being equal ill always give snyder credit for watchmen. not that it was a great flick mind you but by god he filmed it and it wasnt a disaster
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Mar 26, 2016 18:22
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Are they still giving Zack Snyder directorial duties on the JL films given how badly reviewed this one & MoS was? Because lol
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Mar 26, 2016 18:24
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88h88 posted:Why do we get all these bullshit superhero films and not ones for the awesome characters like The Tick? He's nigh invulnerable. Well, if it's any consolation, there's a new Tick series coming as part of Amazon's streaming service. They unfortunately replaced Patrick Warburton, but we're getting Peter Serafinowicz as the Tick, now. exquisite tea posted:Snyder is beloved by a lot of contrarian film nerds because they get to say "he obviously doesn't mean that you simpletons, look at this convoluted subtext for which I will now write 10,000 words that nobody will read" except that with every movie it becomes increasingly apparent that no, he really does believe in all that poo poo at face value and badly needs an editor or anybody to tell him "please just stop" I too remember SMG's review of Sucker Punch based off a single viewing of the trailer.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:25
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exquisite tea posted:Snyder is beloved by a lot of contrarian film nerds because they get to say "he obviously doesn't mean that you simpletons, look at this convoluted subtext for which I will now write 10,000 words that nobody will read" except that with every movie it becomes increasingly apparent that no, he really does believe in all that poo poo at face value and badly needs an editor or anybody to tell him "please just stop" So basically CineD
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Mar 26, 2016 18:26
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There's a reason why the Sucker Punch thread lasted two years, and it's not because anybody else on earth remembered that movie.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:27
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Serious question: Did this loving movie have a death of bruce wayne's parents scene, just in case no one has ever heard of Batman before?
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Mar 26, 2016 18:36
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Young Freud posted:Sucker Punch That movie is a crime against humanity just for using those unforgivable garbage covers of Pixies and Iggy Pop.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:39
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exquisite tea posted:Snyder is beloved by a lot of contrarian film nerds because they get to say "he obviously doesn't mean that you simpletons, look at this convoluted subtext for which I will now write 10,000 words that nobody will read" except that with every movie it becomes increasingly apparent that no, he really does believe in all that poo poo at face value and badly needs an editor or anybody to tell him "please just stop" Every time I see a defense of sucker punch it's like it radiates invisible shame waves into me.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:40
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Serious question: very first scene in the movie
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Mar 26, 2016 18:41
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exquisite tea posted:There's a reason why the Sucker Punch thread lasted two years, and it's not because anybody else on earth remembered that movie. Good, but will never top Prometheus for all time most embarrassing cined thread.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:44
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Serious question: Zack Synder really wanted some pearls to explode in slow motion bro
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Mar 26, 2016 18:46
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Marketing New Brain posted:Good, but will never top Prometheus for all time most embarrassing cined thread. star wars prequel thread
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Mar 26, 2016 18:53
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At this point I think the American public is more aware of the particulars of Batman's origin than the algebraic order of operations, the basic three-branch structure of the US government, or heliocentrism. Unless you're going to do something particularly clever with it (which IMO turning the Krypton stuff into a big sweeping planetary romance vignette in MoS did pretty well), we don't need to see Peter Parker get bit by the drat spider, Batman's parents die, or Clark's kindly adoptive parents happen on his crashed rocket ship anymore.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:56
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EorayMel posted:very first scene in the movie LMAO Mel Mudkiper posted:Zack Synder really wanted some pearls to explode in slow motion bro lol
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Honestly that was one of the better executed scenes in the entire film. Beautifully shot and succinct.
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Mar 26, 2016 18:59
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another serious question from someone who isn't gonna watch it: in very simple terms, why does lex have a jar of piss?
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Otisburg posted:At this point I think the American public is more aware of the particulars of Batman's origin than the algebraic order of operations, the basic three-branch structure of the US government, or heliocentrism. I will honestly be thrilled if Civil War and subsequent movies never mention Uncle goddamn Ben. Batman, Superman, and Spiderman have origin stories more well known than the birth of Jesus.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Batman, Superman, and Spiderman have origin stories more well known than the birth of Jesus. Don't you love America?
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Mar 26, 2016 19:09
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Doflamingo posted:Honestly that was one of the better executed scenes in the entire film. Beautifully shot and succinct. Zack Snyder should have stuck to music videos. His creativity exists only in small 3-4 minute bits. Like, if you take the opening to Watchmen, the opening to BvS, and a few clips from 300 he would probably seem like a stylistic genius. The problem is those brief glimmers are buried under 2 hours of just total poo poo
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the problem is the kents' (attempted) murder is already in watchmen. so he already did that.
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I really hope the next JL movie is just Lawrence Fishburn and Jeremy Irons improvising reactions to superheros that are always offscreen somehow. Also  at the ridiculously aggressive astroturfing going on to try and salvage this turd.
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