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GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
"law" training

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

GunnerJ posted:

"law" training

It could that one bitcoiner/sovcit who fished some law books out of a dumpster and claimed that as the basis for his various genius theories.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Straight faced assertions that capitalism is the best economic system EVAR...

Are the sign of a person who hasn't read about any alternatives

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Straight faced assertions that capitalism is the best economic system EVAR...

Are the sign of a person who hasn't read about any alternatives

I dunno dawg, I'd say ability to continue existing while the alternative fades away impotently is pretty important. :D

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

DeusExMachinima posted:

I dunno dawg, I'd say ability to continue existing while the alternative fades away impotently is pretty important. :D

I'd say that capitalism's main focus for existing is to repress others and create scarcity in an age of technological advancement such as today, but hey it beats feudalism so why change right?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It doesn't continue existing. It's had to change multiple times over the past 150 years just to stop itself from imploding. Each new iteration is called 'capitalism' but there's a reason even capitalist economists differentiate the stages of capitalist history.

Plus the whole social-democracy thing continuing to exist despite the best attempts by the laissez-faire crowd.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Tesseraction posted:

It doesn't continue existing. It's had to change multiple times over the past 150 years just to stop itself from imploding. Each new iteration is called 'capitalism' but there's a reason even capitalist economists differentiate the stages of capitalist history.

Plus the whole social-democracy thing continuing to exist despite the best attempts by the laissez-faire crowd.

Yeah but don't tell machina that he just had to get in his sick pot shot. I got burned so hard man

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Tesseraction posted:

It doesn't continue existing. It's had to change multiple times over the past 150 years just to stop itself from imploding. Each new iteration is called 'capitalism' but there's a reason even capitalist economists differentiate the stages of capitalist history.

Plus the whole social-democracy thing continuing to exist despite the best attempts by the laissez-faire crowd.

It's also worth noting that capitalism claims a lot of success but the greatest successes of capitalism had more socialism than people let on tossed into the mix. It turns out that pure, unrestrained capitalism is loving awful but a hybrid economy actually works pretty well.

One of the reasons food stamps is such a successful program is because of that; the socialism is "everybody that can't afford enough food gets free money to buy food with." The capitalism part is that these people can spend that how they please rather than creating a huge bureaucracy that tries to decide who gets what. "Hey brah, sorry you can't feed your family, have some fuud buxx. Go buy just like...whatever."

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
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DeusExMachinima posted:

I dunno dawg, I'd say ability to continue existing while the alternative fades away impotently is pretty important. :D

Don't you mean the ability to continue existing by folding in just enough of the alternative to stave off revolution?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

UrbicaMortis posted:

So Giantbomb recently posted an article about the value of unions in games development. It's pretty good but the relevant bit to this thread is the libertarians appearing the comments to angrily yell about the free market.

Here's a taste:



Full thing is here: http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/guest-column-now-youre-working-with-power/1100-5422/

Well, I guess it's refreshing for one of them to just come out and (literally) literally say "the should die, and I consider this to be the best possible outcome."

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

UrbicaMortis posted:

So Giantbomb recently posted an article about the value of unions in games development. It's pretty good but the relevant bit to this thread is the libertarians appearing the comments to angrily yell about the free market.

Here's a taste:



Full thing is here: http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/guest-column-now-youre-working-with-power/1100-5422/

It never ceases to amaze me how working class people side with their employer over their fellow working class people. You would think as a worker that your interests would be shared and protected more by other workers than the people cutting the checks.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Mr Interweb posted:

It never ceases to amaze me how working class people side with their employer over their fellow working class people. You would think as a worker that your interests would be shared and protected more by other workers than the people cutting the checks.

Turning the workers against each other is capitalism 101. It encompasses nearly every tactic used by employers to keep wages low and minimize working rights.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Mr Interweb posted:

It never ceases to amaze me how working class people side with their employer over their fellow working class people. You would think as a worker that your interests would be shared and protected more by other workers than the people cutting the checks.

It's pretty depressing. Me and some people at my work are quietly unionising but as there were five of us at the last meeting and the company has 1000 people in it, i'm not getting my hopes up. It's not even the case of people siding with the employer so much as nobody really considering unions as a normal thing anymore. I'm 23, so my generation was born about a decade after Thatcher started the process of loving over the unions. By this point, the idea of being in one simply doesn't occur. One of my colleagues, who isn't stupid, just didn't know what their purpose was when I brought them up.

Since my company is pretty young with the vast majority around my age, I'm not hopeful of the union getting bigger. Hard to convince people to pay the £14 a month for something they don't understand. :smith:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



ToxicSlurpee posted:

One of the reasons food stamps is such a successful program is because of that; the socialism is "everybody that can't afford enough food gets free money to buy food with." The capitalism part is that these people can spend that how they please rather than creating a huge bureaucracy that tries to decide who gets what. "Hey brah, sorry you can't feed your family, have some fuud buxx. Go buy just like...whatever."
So would you say things like Wisconsin instituting ever more tight restrictions on what you can buy with Uncle Sam's food funbucks are making things more like a Stalinist hellscape, not less?

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Nessus posted:

So would you say things like Wisconsin instituting ever more tight restrictions on what you can buy with Uncle Sam's food funbucks are making things more like a Stalinist hellscape, not less?

Check it out: http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2011/07/22/if-i-were-in-charge-of-welfare/

quote:

Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I’d do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your “home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”

Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules.. Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND while you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Government-imposed food rationing with crap selection, forced sterilization, inspections to eliminate vice, lovely barracks housing, punitive conscript make-work labor, and loss of your political rights are all about freedom as long as it's for undeserving lazy poors!

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Geeze look at all of those dog whistles. "You're a lazy poor so obviously that means you have spinning rims and a fridge full of 40 oz liquor, probably tribal tats too"

Although I am surprised that he doesn't want poor people to have tattoos, that's unusual for someone who basically wants to create forced labor camps

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

gradenko_2000 posted:

Don't you mean the ability to continue existing by folding in just enough of the alternative to stave off revolution?

No I did not mean that... unless we were using the Fox News definition of socialism. So long as you apparently are though, I guess capitalist systems can just adapt better to new situations than socialist ones seeing as they've come to dominate at the end of the 20th century.

GunnerJ posted:

Check it out: http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2011/07/22/if-i-were-in-charge-of-welfare/


Government-imposed food rationing with crap selection, forced sterilization, inspections to eliminate vice, lovely barracks housing, punitive conscript make-work labor, and loss of your political rights are all about freedom as long as it's for undeserving lazy poors!

As frustrating as the occasional welfare cheat is, it is law and order attitudes like those held by this writer that have led to our modern wasteful welfare system. Tons of rules have already been put in place by people similarly frustrated like this guy. And all those rules require even more taxes to pay for workers to enforce them. You can't win that game without causing more damage than a no-poo poo cheat ever could, which is why it's called a tragedy of the commons.

archangelwar
Oct 28, 2004

Teaching Moments

DeusExMachinima posted:

I dunno dawg, I'd say ability to continue existing while the alternative fades away impotently is pretty important. :D

Might makes right.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Man, I love that. "Getting a job was easy for me, how could it possibly be hard for anyone else?"

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb
So I didn't get a chance to read the latest issue of The Baffler until my flight home today and hoooo boy, I can't believe I missed this story.

http://thebaffler.com/salvos/everybody-freeze-pein

It's about malarkey cryogenics pushers who, because of some backing by certain Silicon Valley Techno-Futurist types, aren't being treated like the cranks they are and, instead, get overly credulous media coverage in the NYT. It centers around an Arizona-based company called Alcor, which makes a lot of bold claims about their ability to preserve you so that you may be resurrected when our inevitable transhumanist future arrives.

They don't seem terribly good at what they do.

quote:

Forty-five minutes after Suozzi was declared dead on the morning of January 17, 2013, her corpse arrived at Alcor headquarters, where a crack team of quacks shaved her head and drilled a number of sizable holes into her skull. Microphones were then inserted in order to detect the cracking sound of tissue-destroying ice crystals—a freezer-burned brain being even less useful to the imaginary reincarnators of the future than an otherwise undamaged one. At 9:33 a.m., Suozzi’s body was moved to an operating table. Ten minutes later, Alcor’s technophilic necromancers completed “cephalic isolation”—a euphemistic neologism that means they cut off her head. Such bloodless jargon obscures the macabre slapstick of the antics in the morgue—er, “operating room.” As the magazine account went on to relate:

9:45 a.m.: Cephalon placed in holding ring of cephalic enclosure.
[Translation: They put Suozzi’s head in a box.]

9:51 a.m.: Cephalon fell out of holding ring.
[Translation: Her head fell out.]

9:52 a.m.: Cephalon repositioned.
[Translation: It’s a good thing that, as far as anyone knows, none of these people have been operating on live human bodies.]

Suozzi’s bodily fluids were flushed and replaced with a specially formulated and questionably effective “cryoprotectant”—antifreeze. The official recap alludes to a certain amount of rubbernecking and bickering consistent with past insider accounts of Alcor operations. That wasn’t all. “Unfortunately,” the Cryonics report notes, “there was some confusion and disagreement regarding the ideal temperature at which to perform surgery.” One might assume a forty-four-year-old organization devoted to storing body parts on ice would have reached some working consensus on this question by now.

Caros
May 14, 2008

I saw seventeen posts since this morning and got all excited. Thanks a lot you guys. :sigh:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

DeusExMachinima posted:

As frustrating as the occasional welfare cheat is,

It shouldn't be frustrating to you.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Captain_Maclaine posted:

It could that one bitcoiner/sovcit who fished some law books out of a dumpster and claimed that as the basis for his various genius theories.

Didn't Glenn Beck also claim you don't need funding for education because public libraries have all the knowledge you need?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
What are the odds of the convention being totally deadlocked and Ron Paul striding in wielding a colossal golden spear?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

mojo1701a posted:

Didn't Glenn Beck also claim you don't need funding for education because public libraries have all the knowledge you need?

Multiple right wing crazies have said that. While also saying that libraries shouldn't be free either.

The worst example was the "If I was a Poor Black Kid" article. If you haven't read it, and wish to feel seething hatred today, go find it and read it. It's probably the most awful, out of touch thing I have ever read.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
That cryonics article is....sad and infuriating. I remember back in the old days of the Rotten Encyclopedia, where their cryonics piece was a funny jab at the morons and cheats, while still making plenty of sense.

This is just harrowing. Unethical failed ubermensch playin upon the fear of death of the spergy Silicon Valley tycoons, and catching poorer, deluded people in the crossfire.

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich

GunnerJ posted:

Check it out: http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2011/07/22/if-i-were-in-charge-of-welfare/


Government-imposed food rationing with crap selection, forced sterilization, inspections to eliminate vice, lovely barracks housing, punitive conscript make-work labor, and loss of your political rights are all about freedom as long as it's for undeserving lazy poors!

The thing that gets me about that list is how spiteful and regulation-heavy it is. Arguing against the existence of a welfare state at all (while wrong) is at least an honest position; this douchebag, on the other hand, is engaging in that libertarian-bizarre (well, maybe not, considering how many of them are apparently sociopaths and selective misanthropes) rhetoric where somehow regulations are bad, unless it's to punish or hurt a group that the libertarian finds disdainful. Free us, but bind them in chains! If poor people are to be in thrall to a government, they had better be in thrall. It's as if the prospect of slavery can never be completely exorcised from hardcore libertarian ideology.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
When we are talking about people who literally and unironically believe that telling two homeless people to fight each other for 25 cents is 1) charity and 2)completely moral and justified as no one was coerced, you have to expect a few sadists and eliminationists to start openly masturbating at the prospect of suffering at some point.

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
Hey, how could anyone say that they were truly free if they didn't own literal slaves to compare themselves to?

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

GunnerJ posted:

Check it out: http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2011/07/22/if-i-were-in-charge-of-welfare/


Government-imposed food rationing with crap selection, forced sterilization, inspections to eliminate vice, lovely barracks housing, punitive conscript make-work labor, and loss of your political rights are all about freedom as long as it's for undeserving lazy poors!

I get the impression these kinds of people literally think of welfare recipients not as human beings but factory farm chattel to be pressed for extraction of maximum work efficiency.

E: Also :lol: at voluntary consent to rules =/= violation of rights. At the very least it is absolutely abuse.

E2: By this logic, they would be saying "you have nobody to blame but yourself" when it comes to someone applying for government assistance after being laid off due to company downsizing/mergers or unemployed after a company goes under due to economic recession/contraction. That's a pretty hosed up way of viewing the world, and one I mainly blame on an American culture of individualism and worship of workaholism.

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Mar 27, 2016

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

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Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I get the impression these kinds of people literally think of welfare recipients not as human beings but factory farm chattel to be pressed for extraction of maximum work efficiency.

E: Also :lol: at voluntary consent to rules =/= violation of rights. At the very least it is absolutely abuse.

E2: By this logic, they would be saying "you have nobody to blame but yourself" when it comes to someone applying for government assistance after being laid off due to company downsizing/mergers or unemployed after a company goes under due to economic recession/contraction. That's a pretty hosed up way of viewing the world, and one I mainly blame on an American culture of individualism and worship of workaholism.

While I'm not all that familiar with the cultural developments during the period, I've gotten the impression that during the early stages of the cold war, the US elite was pretty frightened by the prospect of the Soviets guaranteed standards of living compared to the depths of poverty seen in the states at the same time. I'm kind of getting the idea that apart from instituting some basic services, a big part of dealing with that PR-issue internally was to demonize the poors even further. While it's obviously a lot more complicated than that, I'm guessing the cold war didn't really help.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Kthulhu5000 posted:

Free us, but bind them in chains! If poor people are to be in thrall to a government, they had better be in thrall. It's as if the prospect of slavery can never be completely exorcised from hardcore libertarian ideology.

Nosfereefer posted:

Hey, how could anyone say that they were truly free if they didn't own literal slaves to compare themselves to?

I'd say, "well, that explains the libertarian fascination with the Confederacy," but by this point I don't think anyone finds it the least bit inexplicable.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Nosfereefer posted:

While I'm not all that familiar with the cultural developments during the period, I've gotten the impression that during the early stages of the cold war, the US elite was pretty frightened by the prospect of the Soviets guaranteed standards of living compared to the depths of poverty seen in the states at the same time. I'm kind of getting the idea that apart from instituting some basic services, a big part of dealing with that PR-issue internally was to demonize the poors even further. While it's obviously a lot more complicated than that, I'm guessing the cold war didn't really help.

If actual Iron Curtain life was ever a serious PR concern for the West (lol Holomodor, lol tankies), it definitely became less of one as the experiment went on.


SedanChair posted:

It shouldn't be frustrating to you.

idgi

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

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DeusExMachinima posted:

If actual Iron Curtain life was ever a serious PR concern for the West (lol Holomodor, lol tankies), it definitely became less of one as the experiment went on.




Nosfereefer posted:

the depths of poverty

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Mar 27, 2016

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Nosfereefer posted:

While I'm not all that familiar with the cultural developments during the period, I've gotten the impression that during the early stages of the cold war, the US elite was pretty frightened by the prospect of the Soviets guaranteed standards of living compared to the depths of poverty seen in the states at the same time. I'm kind of getting the idea that apart from instituting some basic services, a big part of dealing with that PR-issue internally was to demonize the poors even further. While it's obviously a lot more complicated than that, I'm guessing the cold war didn't really help.

I think at one point the Soviet Union was using the deplorable state of race relations in the US as propaganda against it.

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

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gradenko_2000 posted:

I think at one point the Soviet Union was using the deplorable state of race relations in the US as propaganda against it.

Well, the old "in America they lynch negros" was a tried and true deflection tactic throughout the proud history of the Soviet Union. Unfortunately, while it didn't mean that Soviet atrocities didn't happen, it was still a pretty true statement.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Now ask yourself, is this the result of a stupid welfare system or genuine scarcity? And then you'll have the answer as to the difference between this and the picture I posted.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
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DeusExMachinima posted:

Now ask yourself, is this the result of a stupid welfare system or genuine scarcity? And then you'll have the answer as to the difference between this and the picture I posted.

I don't think the people who can't eat suffer any differently if they're hungry because of capitalism or hungry because of communism.

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

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DeusExMachinima posted:

Now ask yourself, is this the result of a stupid welfare system or genuine scarcity? And then you'll have the answer as to the difference between this and the picture I posted.

The point is that the United States Government was legitimately worried about how those huge discrepancies in wealth reflected on themselves during the propaganda war. If you want to debate the advantages/disadvantages of capitalism/socialism you're pretty much a few decades too late I'm afraid.

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

You have to love welfare fraud or you're still a libertarian.

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