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Is there like a map of Malheur and where the Shitizens camped out? I can't really imagine the whole layout in my head.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:41 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 09:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9-OCfJTBrw this looks about right
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:45 |
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Plan Z posted:Is there like a map of Malheur and where the Shitizens camped out? I can't really imagine the whole layout in my head.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:47 |
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Thanks.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:51 |
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The Deschutes county Sheriff's office has released some of the death threats that are going around, many directed at Oregon's governor Kate Brown: http://sheriff.deschutes.org/Media/OIS-Updates/Redacted_Threat_Examples_3222016.pdf
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 09:42 |
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 09:47 |
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Epic High Five posted:you'd rather kill yourself than dig a hole? I'd rather kill myself then be in a position where I have to poo poo in a hole, yes. I have other hobbies other than camping so if I'm forced to poo poo in a hole it's because civilization is collapsing.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:33 |
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VikingSkull posted:I'd rather kill myself then be in a position where I have to poo poo in a hole, yes. dehumanize yourself and face to holeshitting
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:05 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/HGTomato/status/713742876740444160/photo/2 These dumb hicks just can't stop posting pictures of themselves committing crimes, in this case while also publicly planning to commit more crimes.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:17 |
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I've heard of cases that judges have thrown out due to an over abundance of evidence making it too unwieldy to try so maybe that's the route they're going for. Give the authorities so much evidence that they're bogged down trying to pick through it all.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:25 |
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Kazak_Hstan posted:These dumb hicks just can't stop posting pictures of themselves committing crimes, in this case while also publicly planning to commit more crimes. "Mister I am a busy man I don't got time to come out over there to montana and start committin crimes unless you prove to me you're already committing crimes." has got to be fbi.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:58 |
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VikingSkull posted:I'd rather kill myself then be in a position where I have to poo poo in a hole, yes. ideally if i had to poo poo in the ground I would still be within hours of civilization so I feel like suicide is a bit drastic.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 22:16 |
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Kazak_Hstan posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/HGTomato/status/713742876740444160/photo/2 Jesus christ I know people like this IRL and they really are just too loving stupid to learn, like it'll be different when they do it, you see,
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 04:54 |
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it's like a crystal seed chamber but for stupid. just put a single grain of "oh yeah? PROVE you're committing crimes and post picture evidence of it" in the tank and next thing you know a hundred pound crystal of yeehaw retardation is threatening to break containment
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 04:58 |
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not that it has anything to do with this thread, but i just had dinner with my lovely relatives and when it came time to split the check my tea partier uncle was like "no no no we can't divide it up, that's SOCIALISM!" like completely seriously, he honestly looked concerned when he said it what the gently caress steve, gently caress you steve
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:35 |
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Did you make him pay the whole thing, then?
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:38 |
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"Nuclear power!? In my electric grid!? They're dividing atoms for the good of all! It's socialism at the atomic level!"
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:39 |
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:not that it has anything to do with this thread, but i just had dinner with my lovely relatives and when it came time to split the check my tea partier uncle was like "no no no we can't divide it up, that's SOCIALISM!" Was he objecting to the process of everybody paying for what they ordered, like the check being split up by seat? Or the full check just being divided by the number of diners for the sake of simplicity? If it was the former, he may have just been being a cheapass. If it was the first, he's an insane person.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:40 |
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Epic High Five posted:Was he objecting to the process of everybody paying for what they ordered, like the check being split up by seat? Or the full check just being divided by the number of diners for the sake of simplicity? I'm not exactly sure what he was thinking but he said it right after we got the bill and my dad said "okay so how are we going to divide up this check." I had been painfully polite throughout the rest of the dinner because family and all that but at this point I just started snickering uncontrollably. Other highlights of the evening included him bitching about how "those drat millenials" are just voting for Hillary or Bernie Sanders because they're "too stupid," somehow managing to blame my aunt's outdated version of internet explorer on Obamacare, and painfully explaining why an already racist against italians joke is funny in a way that somehow was also racist against blacks. Eventually my rad hippie socialist mom (who's birthday party this whole thing was for) started trolling him every time he said "liberals " by interrupting him and going "oo me I'm a liberal what are you gonna do about it :T" Sorry, I didn't mean to turn this into an E/N thing but goddamn between him and my shrill aunt telling me about all the things wrong with her work computer* this was an actually physically painful experience *She's a nurse, and one day she couldn't get in to their EHR anymore. She called the EHR company's tech support, who quickly told her that she had IE8 and needed IE10 or 11 (which she explained to me as "they said I have an 8 and I needed a 10 or 11!" and which I only worked out meant IE about half way into this rant) so she angrily demanded that no actually that's their problem and they need to put 10 or 11 on her computer because it's their drat software and this is totally unacceptable that they would REFUSE to do that.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 10:20 |
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murder your famil
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 18:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bihQWr5FqI Was there a bunch of audio leaked?
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 19:16 |
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Mentos Dan posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bihQWr5FqI Yep an hour long recording made by judge Grasty
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 19:23 |
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The main story is here, from OPB. It's damning stuff, and worth a read. A small taste:quote:The lawmakers wanted information from law enforcement, including what tactics the FBI anticipated taking against the militants. They wondered aloud, for example, whether refuge power would be cut. Law enforcement personnel repeatedly declined answering. The lawmakers continued to ask. There's also a special profile of COWS linked from the same story. Local news orgs, KOIN, OPB, and Oregonlive, have all had really incredible coverage of this, but the Grasty recording is the biggest scoop yet. Their reporters, especially Les Zaitz from Oregonlive who had been following the Greg Palmer angle, are now receiving threats against themselves and their families. More details on the FBI agent's unreported discharge and coverup. Documentation of threats from occupation supporters is ongoing. Targets included the governor. Discendo Vox has issued a correction as of 20:53 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Ryan Bundy has written a short manifesto. Twists up the Constitution and Christianity into a bunch of self-serving nonsense.A Man Who Blames Homosexuality for the State of America posted:In review, the 1st principle is personal agency, and accountability for your choices. The 2nd is to live righteously and repent of our sins. The 3rd is to be educated, to know the truth of many things, God, freedom, agency and many more things. This is what we were doing in Harney County, Oregon. We were teaching the people true principles of freedom and it was going well, too well. We had to be silenced. We have committed no crime, but the government had to stop us from teaching. The people must be kept ignorant or else they may rise up and reduce their power. Well I hope you all are still learning. Do not be controlled. Be actively involved in a good cause of your own free will and choice. I wonder if anyone could manage to knock it into the heads of the Bundy clan that their vaunted freedom comes at the expense of others, or are they too dim to see beyond their self-interest. And that is completely beside the enormous hypocrisy between their actions and their loudly proclaimed Christianity. There isn't a bit of the Bundy's beliefs that isn't an incredible mixture of ignorance and bullshit.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 05:30 |
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Rebel Blob posted:There isn't a bit of the Bundy's beliefs that isn't an incredible mixture of ignorance and bullshit. In all fairness, there is a significant dollop of hypocrisy in there, too.
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Rebel Blob posted:Ryan Bundy has written a short manifesto. Twists up the Constitution and Christianity into a bunch of self-serving nonsense. "This is Harney County in ignorant form. This is Harney County educated. Do you see?"
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 08:57 |
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Rebel Blob posted:Ryan Bundy has written a short manifesto. Twists up the Constitution and Christianity into a bunch of self-serving nonsense. Remember, this whole thing started because their dad didn't want to pay some fees back in the 90s. Mindless self interest masquerading as freedom fighting is all these fools know. The Bundys are so incredibly arrogant that I'm surprised that they haven't straight up declared themselves prophets of the One True Redneck already.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 12:48 |
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Rebel Blob posted:I wonder if anyone could manage to knock it into the heads of the Bundy clan that their vaunted freedom comes at the expense of others, or are they too dim to see beyond their self-interest. They are the reason government exists. They are the modern example of the rapey, violent caveman that made everyone come together so they could chase them off with sticks.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 13:37 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:The Deschutes county Sheriff's office has released some of the death threats that are going around, many directed at Oregon's governor Kate Brown: Jesus christ, and I thought the stuff they posted publicly was insane.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 13:39 |
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Geostomp posted:Remember, this whole thing started because their dad didn't want to pay some fees back in the 90s. Mindless self interest masquerading as freedom fighting is all these fools know.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 18:17 |
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cumshitter posted:They are the reason government exists. They are the modern example of the rapey, violent caveman that made everyone come together so they could chase them off with sticks. If you don't believe that, see their father's three point "philosophy" where essentially you get to keep whatever you take and use. So if someone, say, a redneck with a gun decides to move in and take your home while you're on vacation, it's your fault for not being strong enough to defend it. Naturally, this only applies when they are the ones doing the taking. Anybody trying this on them is an evil tyrant. They are exactly the sort of knuckle-dragging overgrown schoolyard bullies you think they are. Gobbeldygook posted:No, his belief that he didn't need to pay money to graze his cattle came later. What came first is the BLM restricted grazing in order to protect the endangered desert tortoise. Among other things, they simply cut the amount of cattle you were allowed to graze below the point that cattle ranching in the area was viable. There were about 50 cattle ranchers in the area in 1993 but by 2014 Bundy was the only one left. Bundy was facing an existential threat to his way of life and came upon the idea that the federal government wasn't allowed to own land at all and thus he could graze as many cattle as he wanted AND he didn't have to pay to graze them either. Okay, I get this, but given what we know if his ranching ability (leaving his cattle to graze at random without so much as immunizing them) and his wonderful personality, having real pressure does not make me any more sympathetic to him. Geostomp has issued a correction as of 18:25 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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Geostomp posted:If you don't believe that, see their father's three point "philosophy" where essentially you get to keep whatever you take and use. So if someone, say, a redneck with a gun decides to move in and take your home while you're on vacation, it's your fault for not being strong enough to defend it. Naturally, this only applies when they are the ones doing the taking. Anybody trying this on them is an evil tyrant. I love this logic, because how can you be made when the gubment takes land and holds it? Guess the feds are better at freedom you loving losers.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 18:44 |
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Bombadilillo posted:I love this logic, because how can you be made when the gubment takes land and holds it? Guess the feds are better at freedom you loving losers. Apparently there are tiers of usage to him in terms of "practicality". Conservation is very impractical while, surprise, ranching is about the highest tier.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 18:47 |
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Yeah, they'll get 'em with the old Miracle on 34th Street defense. "Your honor, my client inspired this many death threats to the public officials of Harney County!" as postal workers dump bag after bag of letters on the court room floor.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:21 |
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Geostomp posted:Apparently there are tiers of usage to him in terms of "practicality". Conservation is very impractical while, surprise, ranching is about the highest tier. It's especially funny because conservation is vital for tourism, which is WAY bigger business in the West than ranching is now. Without massive government subsidies he'd be out business
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:29 |
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cumshitter posted:
PS JAIL SUCKS (Okay I shouldn't be gloating, the American corrections system needs desperately to be reformed, but)
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 20:41 |
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Mods please change thread title to "ps jail sucks"
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 21:36 |
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The gov'ts case relies on people saying they were in fear of me but I will just ask them on the stand under oath if I seem very scary all chained up hand and foot and ranting about gold fringe on the flag and when they say no I will say I declare a mutiny and claim the judgeship for my own and declare myself innocent and a free boat while the dumb judge is too busy trying to get their corporate personhood notarized in triplicate to even react and then I can come home and try to start civil war 2 again. Please make my favorite frito pie for my victory coming home party prison food is awful they made me eat a soggy boiled baby carrot.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 21:42 |
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I kind of feel bad for the guy because he seems to be so stupid that he doesn't even understand what he's being charged with. Like it's not a crime to be a jerk but if it was he knows he could beat that charge. Also I was looking for something else on him and found that apparently during proceedings his lawyers were trying to ensure that he could remain free on bail before the trial. The prosecution produced his own radio show with recordings of him ranting that he would die a free man.
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# ? Mar 28, 2016 22:23 |
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P.S. JAIL SUCKS
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