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Hihohe posted:Pretty much this See also, the blunt version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVnuFY20st0 I normally wouldn't post something like this, but it's loving Maddox, so I'm a bit nostalgic.
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BlueKingBar posted:See also, the blunt version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVnuFY20st0 I know Maddox is old hat and he's a total dick but I still like him.
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:34 |
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goose fleet posted:Do people think that you can sign up for "Obamacare" as a health plan and that if you're poor and black they'll give you a free Mercedes with each prescription of government marijuana and if you're rich and white you'll get sent to the death panels Pretty sure they do.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:14 |
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I know a guy who sincerely believes that if an illegal Mexican goes to the government (idk if it's a building or a person or what because he's never more specific than just the government) they are immediately given full health coverage and keys to some place to live and some money.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:20 |
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America is trash
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:23 |
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Ok Fella posted:I know Maddox is old hat and he's a total dick but I still like him. IIRC, Maddox posted here before starting his website and got banned because his schtick isn't a gimmick, he's really that much of a narcissistic rear end. That honestly kind of makes it funnier.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:29 |
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I wouldn't be drinking with him at the bar that's for sure. Him being a dick in real life doesn't surprise me at all. But I will watch some videos of him being a dick(himself I guess) once in a while.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 02:21 |
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His material was a lot better when he wasn't trying to be some big internet personality with a book and public appearances
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 02:46 |
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BlueKingBar posted:See also, the blunt version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVnuFY20st0 That's mostly good but his last example doesn't really work. The testability of a hypothesis in principle is a vital part of the scientific process, but the ability or inability of someone to test it in practice has no bearing on anything.
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quote:I don't care if you are homosexual, lesbian, transgender, transsexual, transalien, or transfat. I really don't. I'll feel sorry for you. I'll say a prayer for you. I'll wish you well and move on down the road. What does frost me is the companies that pander to you and threaten to pull their businesses from Georgia and North Carolina for trying to uphold Christian values in their legislation. The tail is wagging the dog. Not only wagging it, but trying to shake the hair completely off of it. 3% or less of the population trying to dictate how things should be for the 97% of us regular folks. Yeah I said it, regular folks. Just like we've been for a couple thousand years or more. How about take some personal responsibility. Take the $6 you spent on your venom spewing protest sign and start a Go Fund me page, and use the money to build your own damned bathrooms. Label them "No herterosexuals allowed". I sincerely doubt you'll see anyone protesting, holding signs, begging to use it or demonstrating that we are being discriminated against. We even promise not to use it, and not compromise your dignity, unless we have to pee really really bad, then all bets are off. If you find this offensive, let me know. I'll say a prayer for you too.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:28 |
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Jesus christ who puts flameable material close to gas fires like that.
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ASIC v Danny Bro posted:Jesus christ who puts flameable material close to gas fires like that. That's what they were wondering until the life insurance policy came through.
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"You don't need presents because I give you the bare minimum for survival and comfort. Now let mommy get her mani-pedi and white wine."
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ASIC v Danny Bro posted:Jesus christ who puts flameable material close to gas fires like that. People who make photosets to shame their children's very existence
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:04 |
I swear to God if this is another Loss tribute...
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:34 |
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Regalingualius posted:I swear to God if this is another Loss tribute... It was going to be, but he aborted at the last minute.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:48 |
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Panfilo posted:Aren't there actually a subset of neoconservatives that want to adopt a 'starve the beast' strategy to eliminate socialist policies? Gut public services so they can turn around and prove how socialism doesn't work? At least this guy had the decency to present the foundation of his argument in the first sentence (homeless aren't people) so I didn't have to bother reading the rest of it. Because before you had kids, you just didn't bother with all that stuff. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 08:48 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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That is really weird... Wjy not just put bows on poo poo from their room if that's the point you're trying to make? Kids aren't very thoughtful so they say stupid stuff like that but if you're so butthurt about it you have to show that you're so benevolent as to not let them die then maybe you're a bad parent after all.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 09:18 |
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Errr...I'm pretty sure if someone made some "no heterosexuals allowed" toilets you WOULD be protesting. I don't understand how these people miss the point so much.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 11:10 |
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Last time I fed ducks I ran out of food and they got out of the canal and attacked me
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Grem posted:That is really weird... Wjy not just put bows on poo poo from their room if that's the point you're trying to make? Kids aren't very thoughtful so they say stupid stuff like that but if you're so butthurt about it you have to show that you're so benevolent as to not let them die then maybe you're a bad parent after all. A lot of parents seem to feel like their kids owe them for giving them a positive existence, so they can use the "I've given you a roof over your head and food on the table!" as an excuse for not really treating them any nicer than that. Like, congratulations on doing the bare minimum necessary to avoid having your kids taken away by CPS? If anything, you owe your kids. They didn't ask to be put into this world. You brought them into it.
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I'm way back on page 145 where everyone is going ape poo poo over deaf eugenicists or whatever. You don't have PMs so I'll just say your posts own Dogfish.
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chitoryu12 posted:A lot of parents seem to feel like their kids owe them for giving them a positive existence, so they can use the "I've given you a roof over your head and food on the table!" as an excuse for not really treating them any nicer than that. I work in a clinical lab and part of my job is checking people in for blood work etc. A woman brought her 5 year old in for some tests and the little girl was very apprehensive about the process of having a needle stuck in her arm, etc. What were the mother's words of comfort for her child? "You know, there are children who don't have any access to health care and they just get sick and die. You should be grateful. Now stop whining. We need to get this done. I have a lot of errands to run today." And yes, her tone of voice is exactly how you'd imagine it. Then she looks at me and just shakes her head like "Kids, amirite?"
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This is from the same relative who shared the 'bows on things your children use, those ungrateful little bastards'. My extended family is a goldmine of this crap. Keep in mind these crap-tastic social media memes are in-between dozens of 'pins' of how to decorate your nursery using camouflage, spent shotgun shells, and DIY Obama Shooting Targets. None of those are made up.
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Fishvilla posted:This is from the same relative who shared the 'bows on things your children use, those ungrateful little bastards'. I mean, a good response would be something like "Yeah, looks like the crazies really started packing heat whenever a democrat gets elected" but I feel like they wouldn't take it too well.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 17:44 |
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Ask them to google "spurious correlation"
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 17:46 |
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Also ask them to google the right statistics because those numbers aren't even close to being right. In fact, mass shootings started their spike after 2000, which is when Obama took office if I remember correctly.
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change my name posted:I mean, a good response would be something like "Yeah, looks like the crazies really started packing heat whenever a democrat gets elected" but I feel like they wouldn't take it too well. They started the infographic with a president who had been shot. It makes it look like people switched from shooting at presidents to shooting at children. And there were 11 shot during Reagan's time. Why not start further back where the count is 0?
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 17:48 |
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Reply "It's weird how the shootings only spiked after Obama took everyone's guns".
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Reply "It's weird how the shootings only spiked after Obama took everyone's guns". I think that's the argument she's trying to make. Obama took all our guns so only the bad guys have them!
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Henchman of Santa posted:I think that's the argument she's trying to make. Obama took all our guns so only the bad guys have them! Well do they still have theirs? Guess they're bad guys then
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Brawnfire posted:Last time I fed ducks I ran out of food and they got out of the canal and attacked me this is fantastic
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Karma Monkey posted:I work in a clinical lab and part of my job is checking people in for blood work etc. A woman brought her 5 year old in for some tests and the little girl was very apprehensive about the process of having a needle stuck in her arm, etc. What were the mother's words of comfort for her child? I swear some adults behave like they just came into the world as adults, such is their lack of understanding of how a child's mind works.
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EvilGenius posted:I swear some adults behave like they just came into the world as adults, such is their lack of understanding of how a child's mind works. I've had people ask me - in front of their kids - if I have kids, and when I say no, they say "Well don't have any! They're a pain in the rear end!" or similar sentiments. This has happened several times. Luckily our phlebotomists are good with kids. But it would be nice if the parents would actually work with us goddammit to make the experience less traumatic. <>
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 18:45 |
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Fishvilla posted:This is from the same relative who shared the 'bows on things your children use, those ungrateful little bastards'. Well, the numbers aren't wrong.
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chitoryu12 posted:A lot of parents seem to feel like their kids owe them for giving them a positive existence, so they can use the "I've given you a roof over your head and food on the table!" as an excuse for not really treating them any nicer than that. Hell, I almost did get taken away by CPS and my mom pulled this poo poo. If anything, if you're born into a poo poo family it's like being born into slavery. Thanks for making me exist so I can serve you, I suppose! Karma Monkey posted:I work in a clinical lab and part of my job is checking people in for blood work etc. A woman brought her 5 year old in for some tests and the little girl was very apprehensive about the process of having a needle stuck in her arm, etc. What were the mother's words of comfort for her child? Also, guilting kids who don't understand that poo poo is a great way to give them self-esteem issues when they get older. That's okay though, they're just the little poo poo you have to drag around that interferes with your real life. <3
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 18:54 |
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He's free
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 20:16 |
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Kermits behind it all! Spider Barbie posted:
Stay safe Nana.
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I'm glad that dumb meme makers are consistently willing to advertise for Lipton tea.
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