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Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Haven't updated the delegate counts in a bit, so here they are:

REPUBLICAN DELEGATE COUNT

  • Donald Trump: 754 pledged
  • Ted Cruz: 464 pledged
  • Marco Rubio: 167 pledged
  • John Kasich: 144 pledged
  • Uncommitted: 31
  • Ben Carson: 9 pledged
  • Jeb! Bush: 4 pledged
  • Rand Paul: 1 pledged
  • Carly Fiorina: 1 pledged
  • Mike Huckabee: 1 pledged

1576 delegates awarded so far out of the 2,472 total available delegates to the RNC

DEMOCRATIC DELEGATE COUNT

  • Hillary Clinton: 1,266 soft pledged, 470 soft unpledged, 1,736 total
  • Bernie Sanders: 1,038 soft pledged, 29 soft unpledged, 1,067 total
  • Martin O'Malley: 1 soft unpledged, 1 total

2,804 delegates awarded so far of the 2,651 district, 909 at large, 491 pledged PLEOs, 713 unpledged PLEOs, or 4,764 total available delegates to the DNC.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

mean freeze up

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
noice serious political discussion

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

remusclaw posted:

What is the most republican of foods? I nominate Toast.

Freedom Toast.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

remusclaw posted:

What is the most republican of foods? I nominate Toast.

meat that you hunted yourself with an assault rifle

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I vote soft boiled egg. It is a mess after you dig into it.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
suppressing fire!!!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Baloogan posted:

noice serious political discussion

lol-nothing-matters.gif

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Baloogan posted:

suppressing fire!!!

MEDIC!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

so is this the lady that ted boned

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

uncurable mlady posted:

so is this the lady that ted boned

One of the ones he allegedly boned.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

uncurable mlady posted:

so is this the lady that ted boned

jesus christ they deserve each other

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

somebody rearrange the letter to spell MISS TEDS BODY

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Montasque posted:

One of the ones he allegedly boned.

:yikes:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
also lol @ the metldowns in the last few pages. it ain't even the GE yet lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/714140562564243456

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

amanda carpenter's twitter history is a retroactive nice meltdown

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

was she sitting under the podium?

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

lol

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

im sure TURNER shows up before and after that out-of-context quote but i love that he/she drops in just to say 'no'

the idea of an outside observer responding to this primary with just 'no' is one of my favorite little jokes or emergent memes or w/e to come out of this thread

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/714085506573840385

the worst timeline

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
"epic filibuster"

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


There is no way that this woman has not hosed Ted.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

charlie! charlie is in the trees!

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
The only thing more obnoxious than SJWs warriors are people who take them seriously. Outside of the office and academics they have no power, and never will. Just don't go to college and pick up a trade.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I feel like that bottle has been places

Places I don't want to think about

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

remusclaw posted:

What is the most republican of foods? I nominate Toast.

Ketchup

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

The Human Crouton posted:

There is no way that this woman has not hosed Ted.

https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/703036476905250816

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

MysteriousStranger posted:

The only thing more obnoxious than SJWs warriors are people who take them seriously. Outside of the office and academics they have no power, and never will. Just don't go to college and pick up a trade.

They only have power in college, a place that is basically a requirement (though no guarantor) of economic security. Good call.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Fidel Castronaut posted:

tbqh, the dem primary is boring b/c we know who is going to win and they have been rather civil to each other all things considered so this is where the action is because holy loly have the repubs got a telenovela on their hands. so im here.

This man goon is correct.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I think Trump also said he would have a simpler hairstyle as President, since his current one takes a lot of time to maintain.

So would President Trump even be recognizably Trump? :confused:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Typical Millennial; can't put the phone down and focus on the task at hand.

edit: seriously, he's got that goblin nose jammed halfway up your cooter and you're livetweeting like it's The Wiz

Grey Fox fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Mar 27, 2016

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

women's favorability ratings for trump are interesting. has there been a poll that splits the subsample into sub-sub-samples based on liberal/conservative and college/no college? i'm guessing not, it'd probably have to be a poll focused entirely on women as opposed to your general variety

but i'd be interested in how republican women who did and didn't go to college feel about trump

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Baloogan posted:

charlie! charlie is in the trees!

We got coka birds in a cluster gently caress, repeat, coka birds in a cluster gently caress

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib
lmao wtf

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/714146488729878528

quote:

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump on Sunday slammed rival Ted Cruz for the recent ad produced by an anti-Trump super-PAC featuring a photo of Trump's wife posing nude.

"From what I hear, he and his campaign went out and bought the cover shoot. Melania did a cover story for 'GQ,' a very strong modeling picture. No big deal," Trump said on ABC's "This Week."

"But it was a cover story for 'GQ,' a big magazine. And it was, you know, fine. And from what I hear, somebody bought the rights to it and he was the one or his campaign bought the rights and they gave it to the super PAC."

remusclaw posted:

What is the most republican of foods? I nominate Toast.

toast with GRAVY

thethreeman fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Mar 27, 2016

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


feel the burn

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


it burns when i pee

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