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Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

I love holidays because every hack cartoonist gets to dust off their "Holiday X with SOCIALISM" comic and reprint it.

Easter... WITH socialism LOL everyone gets equal eggs

Halloween... WITH socialism WTF I have to share my candy

Christmas.... WITH socialism HEY get the gently caress out of here Christ

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Halloween's already pretty socialist. Home owners get their candy redistributed among the macabre masses.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Halloween's already pretty socialist. Home owners get their candy redistributed among the macabre masses.

Considering how kids from rich neighbourhoods get to take advantage of their wealthy neighbors but poor kids are fenced out, that seems like a microcosm of American capitalism right there.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Jesus Christ I think every single goddamn conservative cartoonist did this same loving cartoon.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the crises facing Britain's industry and culture – The future of Port Talbot’s steel plant hangs in the balance, and 450 public libraries have shut or are about to be closed"

Telegraph:

Carlos the Tank Engine: Thomas to make foreign friends in bid for global success

Independent:

Leaving EU 'devastating for young', says Nicky Morgan

Times:

EgyptAir hijack: Man held after using fake suicide belt

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Fulchrum posted:

Considering how kids from rich neighbourhoods get to take advantage of their wealthy neighbors but poor kids are fenced out, that seems like a microcosm of American capitalism right there.

Rich neighbourhoods aren't all they're cracked up to be. Sure, you get full sized candy bars, and cans of soda, but the driveways are so long that you hit much fewer houses per night.

I'm not sure how this applies to the metaphor.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

zoux posted:

Because it's as dumb as calling ISIS Daesh and thinking you're owning them.

Daesh is unique, ISIS is super-ambiguous because there are about twelve billion different things that are called ISIS. Also, you're making a girl sad by thinking ISIS is the superior name.

I don't care whether they actually dislike it or not, Daesh is how they should be called just because it is entirely unambiguous.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Time for another thrilling installment of "The Cartoonist Has No Idea How Encryption Works."

1

2
The allure of combining "Some Gizmo" with "Government can't do anything right" is unavoidable if you are a cartoonist, apparently.

3
Insightful commentary.

4
Obama can literally alter reality.

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Umm... I.. Er.. What?

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Internet Webguy posted:

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Obama can literally alter reality.

The idea of ISIS attacking America is a deceptive fantasy while the reality is we are perfectly safe. AGC

Fake edit: I love how Nate Beeler apparently has no idea how VR works.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I don't think anyone would want the underwear of someone at a Trump rally.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Regalingualius posted:

...Printer thing?

Didn't see this get answered. Here's a WAPO article about it: Link

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Internet Webguy posted:

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:eyepoop:

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Jonas Albrecht posted:

Halloween's already pretty socialist. Home owners get their candy redistributed among the macabre masses.
Capitalist Halloween: kids do chores in their neighbors' houses, and in exchange the adults get most of the candy.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Sandpuppy posted:

Anyways, cartoons:

:butt:

God are they really going after the BLM? Don't they know the main reason people come to spend money in Utah is to go camping and hiking there? Then again a bunch of uncle tom geologists/paleontologists try to say that expanding coal operations near Bryce Canyon wouldn't significantly damage the area or its natural historical resources



duz posted:

Mr Fantastic has always been evil, it's just a matter of if he realizes it or not.
Yeah there was a whole Council of them too, turns out that the Main Universe Mr. Fantastic is the only one who didn't go evil and is now rebuilding the multiverse with his wife and kids while Ultimate Universe Reed is now in the Main Marvel Universe as the evil Maker.

achillesforever6 fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Mar 30, 2016

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

That old woman is cool as gently caress.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


quote:

Cyprus President Nicos Anastasiades told reporters the incident appeared to be motivated by personal reasons and 'is not terrorism-related'

Asked about reports that the hijacker had demanded to see a Cypriot woman, Anastasiades laughed and said: 'Always there is a woman.'

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Hermetic posted:

That old woman is cool as gently caress.

*smirks* He forgot "voter"! *slams a shot of tequila*

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

After The War posted:

Besides "use all these old characters we've acquired". this was the express purpose of Watchmen*. :ssh:
Yea like I was saying, authors gets pretty creepy when they deviate from Real Life+

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Brawnfire posted:

*smirks* He forgot "voter"! *slams a shot of tequila*

"Kid, did I ever tell you about the time Betty Friedan and I got hammered and TP'd Richard Nixon's house? Too bad, you're hearing it again."

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010


This is basically a Pleasant Hiller. Does anyone still have those by the way?

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Lustful Man Hugs posted:

This is basically a Pleasant Hiller. Does anyone still have those by the way?

I don't know what a Pleasant Hiller is...so...maybe?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Yes, all zero times that superdelegates have overruled the voters counts as "often"

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Sandpuppy posted:

I can't tell if this is a My Little Pony or Pokey reference. Neither really fits, so maybe it's something else..?

TRUMP I mean Pokey the Italians bought out New York city again

HOORAY


Yakov, buddy, I dunno how to tell you this: If multiculturalism is such a flawed concept, then how are you -A fellow who more or less tries to flog off Jewish culture every friggin' month- living and breathing and drawing lovely cartoons in the rather-not-Jewish United States?

WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Mar 30, 2016

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Internet Webguy posted:

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Umm... I.. Er.. What?

I love this one. It's such a stupid joke. Like the sort of "mistake" Jeffy from Family Circus would make. The sort of joke you try and make work in your head but say "no, it too dumb even to mention in passing".

And this person committed it to immortality in print and on the internet.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Oh god, so glad I am not the only one who finds Assigned Male cringe-inducing.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




WarpedNaba posted:

TRUMP I mean Pokey the Italians bought out New York city again

HOORAY


Yakov, buddy, I dunno how to tell you this: If multiculturalism is such a flawed concept, then how are you -A fellow who more or less tries to flog off Jewish culture every friggin' month- living and breathing and drawing lovely cartoons in the rather-not-Jewish United States?

Isn't he an Israeli?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Internet Webguy posted:

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Umm... I.. Er.. What?

This bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!


WarpedNaba posted:

Yakov, buddy, I dunno how to tell you this: If multiculturalism is such a flawed concept, then how are you -A fellow who more or less tries to flog off Jewish culture every friggin' month- living and breathing and drawing lovely cartoons in the rather-not-Jewish United States?

What does YK want, anyway? Oblivion for Muslims? I mean, definitely, but multiculturalism doesn't just end there. You go down that road, and things get Final Solution-ey real quick.

Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Mar 30, 2016

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Regalingualius posted:

Isn't he an Israeli?

He moved to Jerusalem some time ago, but he grew up in the States.

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

These two side-by-side like this are a pretty neat double feature.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hermetic posted:

That old woman is cool as gently caress.

Great granddaughter of the boss-as-gently caress lady checking her stock ticker in this picture:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Jerusalem posted:

Great granddaughter of the boss-as-gently caress lady checking her stock ticker in this picture:



Kate Beaton has this great comment about how all these old propaganda ads try to make progressive women of the era seem awful, but instead make them all look super badass.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

Great granddaughter of the boss-as-gently caress lady checking her stock ticker in this picture:


In this (completely awesome) picture, are the kids the ones saying "why not go the limit"?

I mean, if so they are saying that kids will also turn badass if women do, and that that is awful.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
Cruz booger spotted.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jerusalem posted:

Great granddaughter of the boss-as-gently caress lady checking her stock ticker in this picture:



You goddamn uppity broads with your fudge and your almonds!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Kate Beaton has this great comment about how all these old propaganda ads try to make progressive women of the era seem awful, but instead make them all look super badass.

Seriously, I've said it before but the only way to look at the situation depicted in this picture as a bad thing is if it makes men acknowledge they'll never be cool enough to be let into a place like Mrs P.J Gilligan's.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Fulchrum posted:

Considering how kids from rich neighbourhoods get to take advantage of their wealthy neighbors but poor kids are fenced out, that seems like a microcosm of American capitalism right there.

According to the yearly angry op-ed, there's an epidemic of kids being bussed into wealthy neighborhoods to steal candies meant for residents only! You can't get more socialist than the poors receiving something meant for everyone and that somehow ruining it.

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Great granddaughter of the boss-as-gently caress lady checking her stock ticker in this picture:


No one has noticed that the poster in the top left depicts a women being mounted by a goat over a barrel?

Edit: Oh, my mistake. It just looked like it in the mini picture, and on full size it is just drinking beer like the satanist goat. I am dumb.

Pickled Tink fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Mar 30, 2016

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Pickled Tink posted:

No one has noticed that the poster in the top left depicts a women being mounted by a goat over a barrel?

All I see is a goat and a barrel.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pickled Tink posted:

No one has noticed that the poster in the top left depicts a women being mounted by a goat over a barrel?

Haha, what? Unless I'm missing something, I'm pretty sure you're just reading too much into negative space and the goat holding up a glass of beer.

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