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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Hawaii is about 2% black but I think we can all agree thats 2% too much.

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dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
I think I'll go relax with a nice cinema show. Something light, what's playing? Amistad! That'll get my mind off those scary Hawaiians.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Camping

quote:

Going on a two-week camping trip to Colorado was character development gold for this troper. At first, I didn't get along at all with the people I shared a tent with, (one a goth who hadn't been taking her depression meds, enthralled with the supernatural, and was contantly afraid of getting eaten by a bear, the other a stubborn, spunky blonde girl who always wanted to lead and have her way, who I frequent had power struggles with) and felt a general sense of loneliness and disconnect from the other campers. By the end of the first week, some serious heart-to-hearts with the other campers made this troper realize she was being a brat and had learn to work with and open up to other people more. This revelation came at the right time, because the blonde girl who I fought with developed a painful infection on her lip from a bad sun burn. While now I'm aware she treated other people badly at times, I went out of my way to help her and be nice to her, and we patched things up nicely. (This is also when this troper started to become a Team Mom. And by the end of the trip, there were hugs all around.

Kirk

quote:

Troper here was part of an interesting story at one point as the New Transfer Student and The Kirk of the local Power Trio. He then got Put On A Bus, and now serves as occasional Voice With An Internet Connection to a variety of people. He would think he was just racking up Cameos for the sake of Author Appeal, but he's recently found himself an entire Five Man Band of Voices With Internet Connections. His luck may well be changing.

Gamut

quote:

This trooper has run the full gamut of character types from his early life up until he was 18. Being a military brat, the growth seems to have coincided with each move. Moves Alaska and Virginia I was a Cloudcuckoolander. The England move warped me into an Ineffectual Loner Heroic Sociopath. The Florida move turned me into a male Tsundere that very nearly broke into deredere side full time before the next move to Nevada. Nevada at first warped this troper into an Ineffectual Loner Cukoolander, but now, on the cusp of the move back to Florida, I’m more like a Cukoolander Jerk With A Heart Of Gold with a dream of writing speculative fiction books.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
What the gently caress is a Cloudcuckoolander

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Some special snowflake bullshit, I'm sure.

I don't want to go to the Tvtropes site so I'll just ask. Is it just a site with actual TV Tropes and these goobers have to make it about themselves with a bunch of self congratulatory subheadings for categories they made up themselves?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress is a Cloudcuckoolander

WHACHKY!

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

From context (in these stories and others), I'm picturing a spaced-out idiot who thinks her ~~random~~ humor makes her interesting.

TVtropes is separate from Troper Tales, at least now. Although all the stories in this thread were written by the users who generate the content, the main site excised that cancer years ago. I'm assuming these quotes are pulled from the big archive that someone cleverly saved before the ax came down. You can use TVtropes without interacting with these degenerates.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

With each additional string of capitalized words I frown more.

e: how about some good old-fashioned NAR, they're much less confusing

quote:

Whoever Said Easter Isn’t Egg-citing Is Hopping Mad
Donut Shop | NY, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Bizarre, Food & Drink, Holidays, Top

(This happens around Easter. A man in an Easter Bunny suit comes riding a unicycle into the parking lot and enters the shop.)

Me: “Hey there, Easter Bunny!”

Easter Bunny: “Donuts? Sick! I’ll have three strawberry, three cherry, and three blueberry, glazed, and with frosting and sprinkles!”

Me: *hands him the bag* “Anything else?”

Easter Bunny: “Nah! Donuts! Sick!”

(The Easter Bunny suddenly SLAMS his head on the counter, which would have been quite painful if not for the headpiece on his costume. An egg rolls out seemingly from nowhere and onto the counter. He walks out without another word, hops onto his unicycle and rides off. The egg contained exact change—plus a labeled five dollar tip!)
...:psyduck:

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Mar 30, 2016

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
I try to use tvtrops sometimes but every article is written like those except imagine each capitalized phrase is a blue hyperlink and you have to click every single one to figure out what an article is trying to describe

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

U like it

quote:

This troper graduated valedictorian (the teachers had some convoluted reasoning for this), 36'd the ACT, 2400'd the SAT, got a 45T on his MCAT, and is not going to recount his IQ score because no one has ever believed him without his producing the documentation. He was, at the time, the youngest member of Mensa in his state. He graduated High School with a 2.01, and almost lost his scholarship three times during university due to low grade point average. However, the threat was never carried over because he made their scores look good.

Repostin dis because it's literally impossible to get a 45 on the MCAT, gg noob that S definitely DH

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Darth Windu posted:

I try to use tvtrops sometimes but every article is written like those except imagine each capitalized phrase is a blue hyperlink and you have to click every single one to figure out what an article is trying to describe

That's how I feel whenever a movie does the really glib "what whacky cons are we gonna pull for this caper?" scene.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress is a Cloudcuckoolander

I know being "cuckoo" is kinda old timey way of saying you're crazy but the Cloud part of it was added because of the level in Banjo Tooie wasen't it?

gently caress troupers if that's the reason why i never thought about it until now.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

I know being "cuckoo" is kinda old timey way of saying you're crazy but the Cloud part of it was added because of the level in Banjo Tooie wasen't it?

gently caress troupers if that's the reason why i never thought about it until now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_cuckoo_land

It's quite a bit older than TV Tropes.

Wolkenkuckucksheim

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Dez Orwell posted:

I don't want to go to the Tvtropes site so I'll just ask. Is it just a site with actual TV Tropes and these goobers have to make it about themselves with a bunch of self congratulatory subheadings for categories they made up themselves?

Yeah. It's actually pretty neat to have a huge organized collection of various common threads/scenes/cliches throughout all media, but it also attracts the type of internet denizen who made Wikipedia's Knuckles the Echidna page longer than War and Peace.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sentient Data posted:

I'm still just confused why everyone is suddenly calling them balaclavas instead of "ski masks" which is what they've been known as in the US (for the past few decades, at least). Is everyone so swept up in the fear porn that they default to a word that sounds foreign so they can make the person seem more threatening?




it's because in Metal Gear Solid 2 they call it a balaclava


that's where I learned the word

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

Sentient Data posted:

I'm still just confused why everyone is suddenly calling them balaclavas instead of "ski masks" which is what they've been known as in the US (for the past few decades, at least). Is everyone so swept up in the fear porn that they default to a word that sounds foreign so they can make the person seem more threatening?


Am I the only one who read "balaclava" and thought of the greek dessert?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Yes

Because that's "baklava"

Sorry for your lots

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Weatherman posted:

Yes

Because that's "baklava"

Sorry for your lots

I hear people pronounce it that way all the time, though, so I can see where that could be confusing.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
Why do Americans insist on saying stuff like "ski mask" instead of "balaclava" because the foreigny-sounding word is too intimidating/foreigny? Oh wait I answered my own question


I sincerely hope this poo poo DH because if it is true that's creepy as gently caress.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

it's because in Metal Gear Solid 2 they call it a balaclava


that's where I learned the word

Americans don't know the word balaclava except from a video game?

Jesus gently caress colonials, it's the Queens English. Use it.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

BrigadierSensible posted:

Americans don't know the word balaclava except from a video game?

Jesus gently caress colonials, it's the Queens English. Use it.

Please don't put all colonials in the same basket. In Australia we know how to use foreigny words too.

We just shorten balaclava to ballo because gently caress trying to pronounce four syllables without a drink

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


BrigadierSensible posted:

Americans don't know the word balaclava except from a video game?

Jesus gently caress colonials, it's the Queens English. Use it.

if we wanted to call ski masks balaclavas we wouldn't have thrown all of your poo poo in the harbor and ran you out of town. :911:

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Please don't put all colonials in the same basket. In Australia we know how to use foreigny words too.

We just shorten balaclava to ballo because gently caress trying to pronounce four syllables without a drink

Mate, I'm Australian too. But we are convicts not colonial. And 'Seppo' didn't work for the joke.

moosecow333
Mar 15, 2007

Super-Duper Supermen!

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:



I sincerely hope this poo poo DH because if it is true that's creepy as gently caress.

I can guarantee you that this is not what teachers talk about. They spend too much time poo poo talking their bad students, and no teacher actually wants two kids dating in their class.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress is a Cloudcuckoolander

Its the name of a level in Banjo Tooie, Cloud Cuckooland was basically wackyland where nothing made sense.

Its explained better above but the trope name I'm 99% sure comes from the game.

Judge Tesla has a new favorite as of 08:58 on Mar 30, 2016

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Have people really not heard the expression "cloud cuckoo land" outside of a video game? It's a pretty common expression.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

moerketid posted:

Have people really not heard the expression "cloud cuckoo land" outside of a video game? It's a pretty common expression.

Millennials! Americans! Nerds! :argh:

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Judge Tesla posted:

Its the name of a level in Banjo Tooie, Cloud Cuckooland was basically wackyland where nothing made sense.

Its explained better above but the trope name I'm 99% sure comes from the game.

Only about 2400 years off.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

#ShitThatDidn'tHappen

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

#InexactQuote

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
#JustPlainBullshit #SmellsLikeFreedom

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:


#ShitThatDidn'tHappen

Children often memorise pointless stuff they hear on TV. My nephew, 5, have overheard some news report about drug trafficking one time (his parents are normally very careful about it) and he was reciting it for weeks in a lot of detail, incorporating it in his games, etc.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Paladinus posted:

Children often memorise pointless stuff they hear on TV. My nephew, 5, have overheard some news report about drug trafficking one time (his parents are normally very careful about it) and he was reciting it for weeks in a lot of detail, incorporating it in his games, etc.

SSshhh! Children have always been revered as the highest in wisdom!! They're young so of course they're free of bias! They would never do something like lie, or worse, parrot back something they've heard from adult sources!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:


#ShitThatDidn'tHappen

I think murder is too good for this guy

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Why do Americans insist on saying stuff like "ski mask" instead of "balaclava" because the foreigny-sounding word is too intimidating/foreigny? Oh wait I answered my own question


I sincerely hope this poo poo DH because if it is true that's creepy as gently caress.

This really speaks to the narcissism of the average teenager to think a bunch of adults have nothing better to do than speculate on your romantic life.

Wastrel_
Jun 3, 2004

Read it and weep.
As a teacher, can certainly testify that that poo poo doesn't happen. Furthest we'll go is the occasional idle comment that this or that couple of students might make a good pairing.

bartlebee
Nov 5, 2008

Byzantine posted:

Yeah. It's actually pretty neat to have a huge organized collection of various common threads/scenes/cliches throughout all media, but it also attracts the type of internet denizen who made Wikipedia's Knuckles the Echidna page longer than War and Peace.

Wikipedia/TVTropes overlap. About Knuckles:

" His reception from critics has been mostly positive; he has been praised frequently as tough and cool-looking."

" Knuckles has a serious, determined personality, described as keeping cool in combat.[11] However, he sometimes loses his composure and gets in fights with other characters, and is sometimes shy around girls.[12]"

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Byzantine posted:

Yeah. It's actually pretty neat to have a huge organized collection of various common threads/scenes/cliches throughout all media, but it also attracts the type of internet denizen who made Wikipedia's Knuckles the Echidna page longer than War and Peace.

FWIW, the War and Peace page is now about 1.5x longer than the Knuckles page.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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moerketid posted:

Have people really not heard the expression "cloud cuckoo land" outside of a video game? It's a pretty common expression.

I have not.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I have the vague impression that "cloud cuckoo land" is more commonly used in Britain than in America nowadays so it would be less familiar to Americans under about 50 or so

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