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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Come on, Jerusalem, these Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday. 这里有你的眼球 [ Here are your eyeballs. ]
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IMJack posted:这里有你的眼球 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Come on, Jerusalem, these Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday. A snake bit me... 
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DizzyBum posted:Jerusalem Productions presents: "Goon Getting Hit by Football" Which in those days was called baseball.  Baka-nin posted:Mr. IMJack, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. You work and you slave and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Ham get a lick? 
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Mar 29, 2016 14:01
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Do over Ham posted:Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Ham get a lick?  Num, num, good salt lick.
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Mar 29, 2016 14:29
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TMMadman posted:Num, num, good salt lick. There must be a source of food. Look! He's licking the slime off that rock! That's what he's been eating, slime! And there's enough slime here for all of us! We're saved!
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The Lobotomy Kid posted:I predict that within 100 years Something Awful accounts will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PiDf_oRdpE
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What an age we live in!
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Awww crap. There's a clog in the forums! DrBouvenstein! Get your rear end in gear.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Awww crap. There's a clog in the forums! DrBouvenstein! Get your rear end in gear. Oooh.. that's a nasty clog... ooh, ye've got yourself a partner have ye?
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Mar 29, 2016 23:36
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TMMadman posted:Num, num, good salt lick. Oh, well we do have some low salt candy bars and some reduced fat soda. And our jerky is now nearly rectum free.
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Mar 29, 2016 23:41
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, well we do have some low salt candy bars and some reduced fat soda. And our jerky is now nearly rectum free. Usually you have a quick one, some peanuts, a hunk of beef jerky, a couple pickled eggs and you're out of here.
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Justice Sloth posted:Oooh.. that's a nasty clog... ooh, ye've got yourself a partner have ye? That's right, boys. Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him! 
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The Lobotomy Kid posted:Usually you have a quick one, some peanuts, a hunk of beef jerky, a couple pickled eggs and you're out of here. A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir! Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here!
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JohnnyCanuck posted:A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir! Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here! Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
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JohnnyCanuck posted:A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir! Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here! They all have hilarious names and are delicious.
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Everything Counts posted:Do any of these boxes have candy in them? No, we only make boxes to ship nails. 
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JohnnyCanuck posted:A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir! Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here! Then let me just get a six-pack and couple bags of Skittles.
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Do over Ham posted:No, we only make boxes to ship nails. But this room is where we keep the best part of the tour.... oh wait, no they took that out.
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Jerusalem posted:But this room is where we keep the best part of the tour.... oh wait, no they took that out. We're now in the communications room, or the comm room. Uh, this is a police radio the single most important piece of equipment in the comm room. As you can see, some of the boys like to put their banana stickers all over it.  Uh, there's Chiquita. That's Del Monte. There's a Banan Co...Gorilla's Choice.
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Jerusalem posted:But this room is where we keep the best part of the tour.... oh wait, no they took that out. And I contend that those tourists were decapitated BEFORE they entered the Krustyland house of knives!
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Mar 30, 2016 15:24
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TMMadman posted:Uh, there's Chiquita. Go banana!
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MrSlam posted:Go banana! What's wrong with my sundaes?
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Deviant posted:What's wrong with my sundaes?
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Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? Passion is for teens and immigrants!
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York_M_Chan posted:Passion is for teens and immigrants! Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
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MrSlam posted:There must be a source of food. Look! He's licking the slime off that rock! That's what he's been eating, slime! And there's enough slime here for all of us! We're saved! Shut up and eat your pine cone! 
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TMMadman posted:
No, that's the beautiful part! When winter time rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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Mar 30, 2016 22:04
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Justice Sloth posted:No, that's the beautiful part! When winter time rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death. That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp.
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York_M_Chan posted:That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp. Look, if you want me to turn, just point.
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York_M_Chan posted:That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp. It wasn't Tmmadmans fault. The ape tricked him.
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mrfart posted:Look, if you want me to turn, just point. 
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MAAATLOOOOCK!!
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Root Bear posted:Shut up and eat your pine cone! There's very little pine cone in these gym mats.
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Jerusalem posted:I just want attention I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me! I am so great!
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Deviant posted:I am so great! I am so great! Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, Everyone else loves Goon Deviant. Do over Ham posted:Not me. Everyone who counts loves Goon Deviant!
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Deviant posted:I am so great! I am so great! Qui-ET! Qui-ET! Qui-ET! Qui-ET!
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