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Decepticonure attacks local media: http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...2296857ba676333
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a baby cockatoo woke up at 2:30am and whined to be fed for half an hour while multiple other cockatoos made angry noises at it
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Mar 30, 2016 02:57
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Bloke is going to be eaten.
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Dreggon posted:a baby cockatoo woke up at 2:30am and whined to be fed for half an hour while multiple other cockatoos made angry noises at it you're living the dream
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Mar 30, 2016 06:26
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I have two bird memories of my trip to Australia in 2002, when I went to visit my Canadian ex-pat uncle who lives way up in loving nowhere Queensland near Innisfail. 1) A flock of Cockatoos would fly by his place every drat morning at 7am, no matter how much we had had to drink the night before, and make the loudest racket you can imagine. 2) We saw a Cassowary at Mission Beach and was sternly told not to go anywhere near it. Bonus spider story because goons love spiders: Saw a Golden Orb Weaver the size of my cousin's head. Edit: Also the Cassowary danger signs on the roads are (were?) loving hilarious
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Mar 30, 2016 06:31
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Cassowaries are as mental as cockatoos except huge and with battering rams instead of pinecone bombs. Our snakes and spiders are poisonous as hell but they'll only attack you if you provoke them, cassowaries will kill you just cause they can. They are way scarier imo.
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Mar 30, 2016 07:22
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 Full set of Sacred Birds, by Kelly Vandiver, including an African Grey Constantine and Delilah as a lovebird: http://kelleyvandiver.com/?page_id=2
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Mar 30, 2016 07:27
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Cassowaries are loving asshat murderbirds. Here is my hand, my lovely chipped nail polish, an ill-fitting ring I found on the footpath, and a small huntsman spider:  Here is the common Australian bird-mammal hedgehog. Gotta go fast: 
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Mar 30, 2016 07:31
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ohkay posted:
 awww yeah bird tittays
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Mar 30, 2016 07:33
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:Cassowaries are as mental as cockatoos except huge and with battering rams instead of pinecone bombs. Our snakes and spiders are poisonous as hell but they'll only attack you if you provoke them, cassowaries will kill you just cause they can. They are way scarier imo. Dont forget the razor talons. And tiger snakes will attack you unprovoked, if they feel like it.
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Mar 30, 2016 07:47
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My partners dad was over from New Zealand on holiday the othet year and we went to a nature reserve that has a lake/swamp and he decided to go for a stroll in all the reeds and swampy bits on the shore of the lake. "Um, I wouldn't do that here, the lake is full of tiger snakes" "Won't they run away if they hear me coming?" "No, tiger snakes are agro as gently caress and will chase you rather than running away" He got out of the reeds pretty drat quickly.
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Mar 30, 2016 08:34
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Mar 30, 2016 10:15
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:
Your friend's mum is going to be the victim of a gang initiation ritual
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Mar 30, 2016 10:18
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:
hope your friends' mum finds a new house okay
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Mar 30, 2016 10:18
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:
its the birds house now
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Mar 30, 2016 10:31
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My grandma once had too many sherries and forgot to check the outhouse properly and sat on a dunny spider. It did not end well for Grandma or the spider. My mum highly disapproves of Dreggon feeding the birds btw, there was a very plaintive "but why would they encourage them!" when I showed pictures.
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Mar 30, 2016 11:13
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i think i might be attending a closed casket funeral soon 
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Mar 30, 2016 11:29
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Cassowaries are loving asshat murderbirds. i had a pet huntsman but then mum threw it outside and a magpie ate it
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Mar 30, 2016 11:51
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Battle Pigeon posted:https://vine.co/u/1149933337180332032 Oh my god there are so many gems here.  GoldStandardConure posted:Decepticonure attacks local media: I feel bad for finding the slow-mo replay so funny, because she was legit rattled by it. Still, "WHEN BIRDS ATTACK!" huh? 
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Mar 30, 2016 12:46
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:
Australia looks like a wonderful magical place and I hope I can go there and experience wild dinosaurs at least once in my lifetime
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Mar 30, 2016 13:44
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man the 2 queenslanders post murder birds and hugeass spiders just chilling in our homes and your reaction is to come here??
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Mar 30, 2016 14:10
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I don't know. Must be fun or something.
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Mar 30, 2016 14:14
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:man the 2 queenslanders post murder birds and hugeass spiders just chilling in our homes and your reaction is to come here?? The spiders I prefer not to think about, ever, but the murder birds are honestly huge plus points
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Mar 30, 2016 14:16
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Battle Pigeon posted:The spiders I prefer not to think about, ever, but the murder birds are honestly huge plus points I would love to hug a cassowary but it would literally then proceed to kick my skull open
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Mar 30, 2016 14:34
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GoldStandardConure posted:its the birds house now Me must build trust with the birds and in time our two people may become one.
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Mar 30, 2016 14:39
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I would love to hug a cassowary but it would literally then proceed to kick my skull open Battle Pigeon posted:The spiders I prefer not to think about, ever, but the murder birds are honestly huge plus points you guys should go hang out with the chill as hell emu at dreamworld. he comes right up to the fence and is fluffy as hell
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Mar 30, 2016 14:41
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nielsm posted:I don't know. If Skillet catches wind of his silhouette he has to immediately pay attention to and court the mysterious yet beautiful shadow bird so that may be what is happening here
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Mar 30, 2016 15:08
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EmmyOk posted:Me must build trust with the birds and in time our two people may become one.  this but cassowaries *conquers new zealand*
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Mar 30, 2016 15:28
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GoldStandardConure posted:
This would be a good idea but for the fact that kea exist
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:This would be a good idea but for the fact that kea exist You'd have that armor on the cassowary for about five minutes before the Kea ate all the leather straps and it just fell off around you leave the cassowary parked for five minutes and you come out and it's up on blocks and graffiti'd Keas are the 1970s new york / chicago street gangs of New Zealand
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Mar 30, 2016 16:32
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What's a kea? *googles* It looks like a cross between a red-tailed black cockatoo and a golden eagle. drat.
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Mar 30, 2016 16:58
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Those bastards are the reason my cousin (she married a kiwi, we don't like to talk about it) has 8 pyrenean mountain x Australian shepherd dogs on her goat farm. They are like foxes but airborne and you are not allowed to kill them even if they are attempting to break into a kid's scull.
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Mar 30, 2016 17:33
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nielsm posted:I don't know. WALL IS FRIEND
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Mar 30, 2016 18:19
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:
"Hi we're the Murderbirds. We just moved in next door. I'm Razorclaw and these are my children Slayer, Annihilator, Eviscerator, and Lacerator. My husband Deathbringer is out killing a kangaroo."
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Mar 30, 2016 18:19
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Potato Salad posted:What's a kea? A parrot that eats cars for entertainment.
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Potato Salad posted:What's a kea? 
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The incredible pleasure that birds take in knocking poo poo over will never cease to fascinate me It's like they're getting back at us for having arms "Oh, your meat grabbers are SO NICE, huh? Well, now you have to use them to pick this poo poo back up."
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Mar 30, 2016 20:55
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3/3 Flying, Trample
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Potato Salad posted:What's a kea? Phoneposting so I cant link directly, but look up Keas on youtube. The phrase "shagged by a rare parrot", specifically. It's also the origin of  .
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