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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Angela Christine posted:

Hmm, I wonder where I parked my carrier. Don't remember. I'm sure it's fine.

Pretty sure mine's in J-U (I think? our cap staging system some years ago). But then I and my tiny one-man corp got kicked from the Swarm anyway RIP Hobbit Industries :smith:

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
oh hi gizmodo

https://archive.is/rPDnG

According to the article we're moving towards our largest conflict in history. I'm sure there will be at least one metric to support that idea. Gate jumps and entosis life minutes wasted maybe.

Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Mar 31, 2016

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

frozenpussy posted:

oh hi gizmodo

http://kotaku.com/eve-online-is-moving-towards-its-largest-confict-in-his-1768178037

According to the article we're moving towards our largest conflict in history. I'm sure there will be at least one metric to support that idea. Gate jumps and entosis life minutes wasted maybe.

copy and paste please!!!!! I don't click on kotaku links

cybertier
May 2, 2013

dabigredboat posted:

"Take this fleet warp."

"If you took that fleet warp, you are dead."

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

quote:

The Imperium made a huge amount of enemies during their expansion (This timeline gives a good summary) and they’re now facing an existential crisis.

If anyone is facing an existential crisis it's this game for the last decade

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Eonwe posted:

copy and paste please!!!!! I don't click on kotaku links

Whats that site that copies the page so we don't have to give them clicks?

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
poo poo. sorry

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Drythe posted:

Whats that site that copies the page so we don't have to give them clicks?

https://archive.is/rPDnG

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Get on the dogpile, but don't worry you have time. The disjointed, unorganized mob that is the rest of the game will surely see this assault through to completion.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Don't forget: If you took that fleet warp and died I'm denying you SRP.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
:tinfoil: What the likelihood that CCP allowed IWI to RMT some ISK in exchange for him bankrolling a massive war to get lot's of sweet media coverage? It seems like this would be a win win.

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
So Goonfleet is The Imperium now?

I played EvE at release and was a member of some pirate corp called MOO, I think. One of our leaders ran a ponzi scheme on the outside playerbase and then the corp disintegrated. I ended up joining early Goonswarm when it was ran by that guy who embezzled real money from Goons. At the time I put my spreadsheets to bed I was heavily invested as an Arazu/Pilgrim pilot for their ability at solo-piracy, but I think that was on its way out as I left. I have three questions.

1. Is solo piracy viable and is it still all about them recons?

2. Would Goonswarm or the Imperium socialist me some recon ships if I re-subbed?

3. Is this game fun?

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Dorkopotamis posted:

So Goonfleet is The Imperium now?

I played EvE at release and was a member of some pirate corp called MOO, I think. One of our leaders ran a ponzi scheme on the outside playerbase and then the corp disintegrated. I ended up joining early Goonswarm when it was ran by that guy who embezzled real money from Goons. At the time I put my spreadsheets to bed I was heavily invested as an Arazu/Pilgrim pilot for their ability at solo-piracy, but I think that was on its way out as I left. I have three questions.

1. Is solo piracy viable and is it still all about them recons?

2. Would Goonswarm or the Imperium socialist me some recon ships if I re-subbed?

3. Is this game fun?

Goonfleet (or rather, GoonWaffe) is the lead corporation in the alliance Goonswarm Federation, who is the leader of the Imperium, a coalition of alliances that resides in the northwest of EVE.

1) that depends on your definition of solo - "solo" pvp now consists of having like 5 alts to help you kill poo poo. You can find some solo funtimes farting around in faction warfare space, but it's not super viable and you'll probably have more luck with small gang shenanigans

2) probably not, but it's ridiculously easy to make money, and once you have the ships you'll never not have them because our SRP is loving fantastic

3) yes no maybe? There's a sort of cubic funcion of fun, where you go from being awed by the big spaceships and pretty graphics, to being bored because holy poo poo some of the stuff in this game is retarded, to finding out what you really like and focusing on it. That brings things to a shade positive on the fun scale, which then keeps increasing if you can devote more time to playing and doing the stuff you really enjoy, plus you get more out of the social aspect

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Eonwe posted:

copy and paste please!!!!! I don't click on kotaku links

All gators should be guillotined

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sakako posted:

So he's a... person? Is he a goon? lol I dunno :shrug:



quote:

Okay everyone take this warp
*DBRB doesn't warp*
If you warped your dead

Fix Lag
Sep 8, 2011

There's a sale at Penny's!

Dorkopotamis posted:

1. Is solo piracy viable and is it still all about them recons?

Piracy's been dead since before I started playing in 2008; recons are amazing.

quote:

2. Would Goonswarm or the Imperium socialist me some recon ships if I re-subbed?

I would give you one, as the payout from Goonswarm is when you die in it.

quote:

3. Is this game fun?

Surprisingly, yes.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
So what's the likelyhood of an actual fight for vfk tomorrow?

Sakako
Dec 31, 2013

This doesn't really stop the laughter.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Goatman Sacks posted:

So what's the likelyhood of an actual fight for vfk tomorrow?

My bet is a skirmish at most - they'll go for it, because they can't *not*, but it won't be a serious attempt.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Goatman Sacks posted:

So what's the likelyhood of an actual fight for vfk tomorrow?

If it's just a 100 interceptors then someone will jump in something big and smart bomb them, if they really attempt to take it with a serious fleet then they will probably get the hammer dropped on them and run away

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual

ChickenWing posted:

2) probably not, but it's ridiculously easy to make money, and once you have the ships you'll never not have them because our SRP is loving fantastic

1. How is money made if not through piracy?

2. What is SRP?

Hubbl3
Mar 28, 2016

Dorkopotamis posted:

1. How is money made if not through piracy?

2. What is SRP?

1) Eg. shoot NPCs called rats. Each kill gets you a chunk of ISK.

2) Ship Replacement Program. You lose your ship during PVP and the Swarm will cover the costs so you can buy a new ship and PVP again without having to worry about money.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
edit: dammit that emptyquote button does not play around. And it's so close to the other buttons.

GaussianCopula posted:

:tinfoil: What the likelihood that CCP allowed IWI to RMT some ISK in exchange for him bankrolling a massive war to get lot's of sweet media coverage? It seems like this would be a win win.
I would guess not so expressly but whatever their awareness, it's pretty funny how artificial this is. They've been trying to drive conflict since always and it took something so completely meta.

Isn't it always meta

Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Mar 31, 2016

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual

Hubbl3 posted:

1) Eg. shoot NPCs called rats. Each kill gets you a chunk of ISK.

gently caress this stupid game.

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

Dorkopotamis posted:

gently caress this stupid game.

You do this while playing other games.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Dorkopotamis posted:

1. How is money made if not through piracy?

2. What is SRP?

Scamming

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Dorkopotamis posted:

1. How is money made if not through piracy?

scamming

e;fb

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Sakako posted:

This doesn't really stop the laughter.

Oh if only you knew how accurate this picture is. I completely forgot it existed and now I'm saving it forever.

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 
I think this is also the first OP without a section for Vilerat?

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Goatman Sacks posted:

So what's the likelyhood of an actual fight for vfk tomorrow?

Hard to say. They have the isk motivation to try. VFK is also a major moral target. If they brought full numbers then they could. But the trip would be a long one and there would be no options to reshipp or to switch doctrines for a hard counter.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

frozenpussy posted:

oh hi gizmodo

https://archive.is/rPDnG

According to the article we're moving towards our largest conflict in history. I'm sure there will be at least one metric to support that idea. Gate jumps and entosis life minutes wasted maybe.

Hahaha they ate the Hole Squad troll head first

Sakako
Dec 31, 2013

Dalael posted:

Oh if only you knew how accurate this picture is. I completely forgot it existed and now I'm saving it forever.

So what I'm seeing is DBRB is just a trainwreck that somehow gets into management over and over again? How does this happen? For the lols?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Drythe posted:

I think this is also the first OP without a section for Vilerat?

It's not like he's going anywhere.

Can I make jokes yet?

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 
I giggled at my desk and looked dumb, thanks

Sakako posted:

So what I'm seeing is DBRB is just a trainwreck that somehow gets into management over and over again? How does this happen? For the lols?

Have you ever played with goons?

Xolve
Oct 12, 2012

Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Sakako posted:

So what I'm seeing is DBRB is just a trainwreck that somehow gets into management over and over again? How does this happen? For the lols?

Pretty sure it's just because he has an undying eagerness do to tedious poo poo nobody else wants to do.

You don't fire an executive assistant who makes good coffee, you just don't listen when s/he talks.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

vyst posted:

It's not like he's going anywhere.

Can I make jokes yet?

Altran
Mar 20, 2013

Dorkopotamis posted:

So Goonfleet is The Imperium now?

I played EvE at release and was a member of some pirate corp called MOO, I think. One of our leaders ran a ponzi scheme on the outside playerbase and then the corp disintegrated. I ended up joining early Goonswarm when it was ran by that guy who embezzled real money from Goons. At the time I put my spreadsheets to bed I was heavily invested as an Arazu/Pilgrim pilot for their ability at solo-piracy, but I think that was on its way out as I left. I have three questions.

1. Is solo piracy viable and is it still all about them recons?

2. Would Goonswarm or the Imperium socialist me some recon ships if I re-subbed?

3. Is this game fun?

"some pirate corp called MOO", that's hell of an understatement, ain't they regarded as the best pirate corp ever?

Since plenty of people answered your questions, I shant repeat these. I got a question for you, what was moo like? Did you guy play like hardcore 24/7?

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Sakako posted:

So what I'm seeing is DBRB is just a trainwreck that somehow gets into management over and over again? How does this happen? For the lols?

1. Doing what DBRB does is soul crushing work, and he's done it consistently for like half a decade now.

2. He's not quite as awful as the memes about him indicate. His voice can be pretty grating though.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
DBRB also has a habit of getting unexpected capital kills. It's kind of random, though: he'll say he wants to do a short roam and you end up bumping a carrier out of some POS in the middle of nowhere, or you'll be told of green fields full of hull-tanked dreads with no subcap support only to find yourself shooting POS mods.

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sakako posted:

So what I'm seeing is DBRB is just a trainwreck that somehow gets into management over and over again? How does this happen? For the lols?

He's been around longer than anyone else and he has tenure. Also I think leadership keeps around to see if he has another fight with deadtear

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