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TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

suicidesteve posted:

Vapor Snag for one. Bolt your other dude if you have one, Liliana for another. Repeal for a third. Combo off and kill you for a forth (granted not saccing 5 guys probably wouldn't have stopped this.) Cryptic Command. Karn. Ugin. Living End.


They're not Pathing your Ezuri because you don't have any creatures left after you sacced 5.

You save it for when your Ezuri's Pathed dude

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Balon
May 23, 2010

...my greatest work yet.

TheKingofSprings posted:

You save it for when your Ezuri's Pathed dude

Or needled.

jassi007
Aug 9, 2006

mmmmm.. burger...

Entropic posted:

Who is this guy and what is he even apologising for specifically?

Go read the comments here, http://www.channelfireball.com/articles/keep-or-mulligan-with-guest-thiago-saporito/

its hard to sum up but we've been quoting him for two pages he just starting spewing crazy poo poo about net decking, mulligans, etc. in the comments of PVDR's article. Its like a confused sheep wandered into the lions den.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

jassi007 posted:

Go read the comments here, http://www.channelfireball.com/articles/keep-or-mulligan-with-guest-thiago-saporito/

its hard to sum up but we've been quoting him for two pages he just starting spewing crazy poo poo about net decking, mulligans, etc. in the comments of PVDR's article. Its like a confused sheep wandered into the lions den.

Oh it's that guy.

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

Yawgmoth posted:

I don't want to go hunting for it, what was LSV's response?

https://twitter.com/lsv/status/715430815165906944

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

Sickening posted:

Ignoring how silly that question is, how does sacrificing your already winning position a good thing?

Ormendahl could easily be better by himself than your worst 5 creatures, especially if several of those creatures are tokens you made with Westvale Abbey. It's probably pretty bad against Eldrazi Ramp since they can World Breaker the land and or Kozilek's Return your board but you could also do something like EOT Secure the Wastes for 5 and then play Abbey and smash them out of nowhere.

EDIT: Oooh I got a new avatar

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS

Sickening posted:

I wouldn't worry about it. Considering the order the money you saved on abbey you pissed away on temple. Its kind of a wash.

The Drownyards were like $1.20 each but the Abbey's were $4.00 a pop and now they're 20. I just wanted to make sure they couldn't do some fuckery

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Lets Pickle posted:

Ormendahl could easily be better by himself than your worst 5 creatures, especially if several of those creatures are tokens you made with Westvale Abbey. It's probably pretty bad against Eldrazi Ramp since they can World Breaker the land and or Kozilek's Return your board but you could also do something like EOT Secure the Wastes for 5 and then play Abbey and smash them out of nowhere.

EDIT: Oooh I got a new avatar

He was talking about modern, not standard.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
Speaking of SOI art.

Look at that ghost dog look at them ghost goats. :3:

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
Want a Skeleton Goat typeline now

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I want a spirit hound creature with prowess

Purely so that I can make Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai references

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Entropic posted:

I want a spirit hound creature with prowess

Purely so that I can make Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai references

The mange finally got to jackal pup :(

please print a jackal pup with prowess

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
If there's one guy on Innistrad who's always doing well, come peace or war, it's the guy who makes belts and buckles.

black potus
Jul 13, 2006

Entropic posted:

If there's one guy on Innistrad who's always doing well, come peace or war, it's the guy who makes belts and buckles.

"When the full moon rises, he no longer has need for an awl."
--Gatstaf saying meaning "the beltmaker turned into a werewolf do you get it"

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
I dunno, the window and door makers are also probably doing alright.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
I figured you guys would love this.

https://www.gofundme.com/mxq8xy64

Magic is the beacon for the mentally ill and out of touch.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

Sickening posted:

I figured you guys would love this.

https://www.gofundme.com/mxq8xy64

Magic is the beacon for the mentally ill and out of touch.

That's more sad than funny :(

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Sigma-X posted:

That's more sad than funny :(

Yeah, that's just sad. I'd have to assume he's lying about a lot to find anything humorous.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Sigma-X posted:

That's more sad than funny :(

If you were local to this guy it would make more sense I guess.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case



quote:

romance. Not the twilight kind, but the True demons of the night. The admiral's arms kind. The dark prince of Vampire lore. Self-taught and awakener of the king and queen. The Bastard heir to the throne. Satan's night out was not enough for him. He ventured to hell and beat the devil at his own game. Saw Jesus Christ in his moments of Doubt and Shame. Drank the blood of god, and satan. The sun can only Tan him. Taking flight and reading minds from across the globe. Bored of our world but still in love with our modern age. Our passion will never fulfill his desire. We can only dream of worshipping at his feet. Such ego, yet there is no fault. That's all I got right now i may write more on this later because its one of my favorite subjects.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

Sickening posted:

If you were local to this guy it would make more sense I guess.

I guess? I knew a lot of mediocre people who played Magic back when I lived in the midwest and while it can be amusing to watch them posture and pretend they have their poo poo together once I'm not in their immediate vicinity being annoyed by their inability to grow up I just feel sorry for them.

Like, I really enjoy Magic, have feelings and strong opinions about it (as I think most of us in this thread do, etc), but at the end of the day it's a game I've played since I was a kid, but nowadays I'm an adult with adult responsibilities that I meet on the daily. Then you see someone like this guy who is barely scraping by the whole time and has never really grown up and I just see them and feel like "maybe that could have been me if I never got my poo poo together in school" and it's just a bummer.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Sickening posted:

I figured you guys would love this.

https://www.gofundme.com/mxq8xy64

Magic is the beacon for the mentally ill and out of touch.

No wonder you have so many posts in this thread! :stat: :wal:

I honestly thought I had more posts in here than I do.

n1tro
Dec 12, 2005
Apparently next year's FTV was leaked. If you don't want to be banned, I strongly advise to not look for #MTGONE on Twitter.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
Random, but does anyone remember the name of that proxy-making website that would list which card it was by number, so you could have a single deck of proxies for several lists? Thanks in advance!

n1tro posted:

Apparently next year's FTV was leaked. If you don't want to be banned, I strongly advise to not look for #MTGONE on Twitter.

It's one-drops?

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

n1tro posted:

Apparently next year's FTV was leaked. If you don't want to be banned, I strongly advise to not look for #MTGONE on Twitter.

they're not banning randos on random forums, ffs

https://twitter.com/beakid/status/715665700195536897

Who the gently caress is "Paris Follo" and why don't they exist on the internet? Seems fake as hell to me.

especially when you consider that the supposed pdfs are using first page google hits for print registration:

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...uAqEQMwhQKCwwLA

n1tro
Dec 12, 2005

bhsman posted:



It's one-drops?

yes

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

Sigma-X posted:

they're not banning randos on random forums, ffs

https://twitter.com/beakid/status/715665700195536897

Who the gently caress is "Paris Follo" and why don't they exist on the internet? Seems fake as hell to me.

especially when you consider that the supposed pdfs are using first page google hits for print registration:

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...uAqEQMwhQKCwwLA

aaaand here's the Tarpin art:
https://marciabaldwin.artspan.com/large-multi-view/HORSES/159310-186-7716/Painting.html#.Vv2tKuIrLmE

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
Either that's fake or their proofreader missed the period.

E: at the end of the quote

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Sigma-X posted:

they're not banning randos on random forums, ffs

https://twitter.com/beakid/status/715665700195536897

Who the gently caress is "Paris Follo" and why don't they exist on the internet? Seems fake as hell to me.

especially when you consider that the supposed pdfs are using first page google hits for print registration:

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...uAqEQMwhQKCwwLA

Dammit now I'm gonna be banned from organized Magic and I find out that beautiful powerful bold horse paintings have already sold.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Dammit now I'm gonna be banned from organized Magic and I find out that beautiful powerful bold horse paintings have already sold.

she has like 400 more available for sale :v:

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
Paris Follo is April Fool :v:

goddammit

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
That list was believable because it was missing goblin guide

black potus
Jul 13, 2006
I didn't even need to bust out my loupe, these were obvious fakes from the start.

Zephirum
Jan 7, 2011

Lipstick Apathy
That art isn't new. I even used it for the design challenge thread!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sigma-X posted:

Paris Follo is April Fool :v:

goddammit

On the plus side, searching that hashtag immediately leads you to Bitcoiners being really mad at MTGox which is a nice trip down memory lane.

Terrible Horse
Apr 27, 2004
:I
Shoulda had Goblin Guide

Mince Pieface
Feb 1, 2006

It's obviously fake, there's no way they'd keep that sweet will-o'-the-wisp rime of the ancient mariner flavor text.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Aw, I got all excited that they were bringing back flavor text from real-world literature :(

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

whydirt posted:

I dunno, the window and door makers are also probably doing alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyeMFSzPgGc
This but with werewolves

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Sickening posted:

I figured you guys would love this.

https://www.gofundme.com/mxq8xy64

Magic is the beacon for the mentally ill and out of touch.

I can totally see that legitmtg would sponsor this dude. I'm local to the physical store, it's in the next town over, and the store somehow manages to be a dank basement while being in a small shopping center. The owner, Nate, never makes eye contact, and the tables always feel like they've been rubbed down with Long John Silver's fried fish. They used to be known as The Lotus Guardian and still sell on Amazon under TLG games.

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