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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A physically disabled man seeks marriage, much to the chagrin of his difficult boss.

This one was Manos: The Hands of Fate

Ok, next one:

A young man discovers that America isn't what it's all cracked up to be.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a disaster is averted aboard apollo 13

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


close

close

correct

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A young man discovers that America isn't what it's all cracked up to be.

Coming to America?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Nigmaetcetera posted:

A young man discovers that America isn't what it's all cracked up to be.

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
^^^^^^ nuh uh

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Coming to America?

Nope.

Oh yeah I meant to say "isn't all that it's cracked up to be", not the weird-rear end illiterate way I said it.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thats what i was gonna say. hmm. oliver twist?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

dad gay. so what posted:

thats what i was gonna say. hmm. oliver twist?

Close, in that both are movies.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

1)An Australian dentist fails to connect with his niece after she kills his gift of a live animal.

2)An androgynous albino seeks justice after a homeless middle-aged Jew crushes the head of his pet snake.

3)A shell shocked alcoholic war veteran and his moonshiner buddies witness a four-legged creature emerge from a graveyard crypt. A debate about the morality of killing said creature ensues.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

a thief really likes listening to music via old media

a guy has to protect his diminutive family and some old ladies from a retard mentally and verbally handicapped fellow who's trying to eat them

SciFiDownBeat posted:

two brothers have a dispute which leads to one of them drowning

a baby pals around with a celebrity until his older sister ruins the fun

a guy is marooned on an island and rescued three days later, but likes to tell the story of his survival more extravagantly pirates of the caribbean (applewhite)

reposting these for the new page

kalel fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 31, 2016

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

xutech posted:

an experimental therapy renders a young man helpless in the face of confrontation and drives him to attempt suicide

a drill instructor stops at nothing to turn the worst member of his platoon into a killer

a tight-knit group of tenants save their building with the help of some home-built machines

a development company loses out on the deal of a century after a group of local kids thwart their plans


A clockwork orange, Full metal jacket, Batteries not included, Goonies

All correct

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
A young actor dissatisfied with his stagnant career struggles with a drug problem during a difficult location shoot and is steadily drawn into a web of crime, leading to his eventual death.

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

SciFiDownBeat posted:

wanted and dr. strangelove

yes



no

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




skasion posted:

A young actor dissatisfied with his stagnant career struggles with a drug problem during a difficult location shoot and is steadily drawn into a web of crime, leading to his eventual death.

The Dark Knight? :v:

Heffer
May 1, 2003

Claven666 posted:

a disabled veteran and the man who saved his life start a small business together

Forrest Gump

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a shark terrorizes a seaside vacation spot with its jaws

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
freddy didn't really get fingered

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A young man discovers that America isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

This one was Parts: The Clonus Horror

It's like you guys don't watch MST3K or something.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Heffer posted:

Forrest Gump

point goes to Heffer


edit: i once saw the description for Forrest Gump written as "Man experiences 60 years of history"

Radical and BADical! fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Mar 31, 2016

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

xutech posted:

An African American invites an executive to join in while he makes love to his wife.

A young boy gives an Indian arrowhead to his friend for her birthday. my girl



A college student attempts to seduce her lecturer by writing "love you" on her eyes. temple of doom

don't think anyone attempted these yet

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

Claven666 posted:

don't think anyone attempted these yet

1. you might be right but not what I was thinking of.

2. You're thinking of the first movie.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A group of co-workers enjoy a hearty breakfast and lively conversation before an eventful workday.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A group of co-workers enjoy a hearty breakfast and lively conversation before an eventful workday.

Alive!?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Fraid not.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

that was the joke answer lol the real answer is Reservoir Dogs

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

mdm posted:

that was the joke answer lol the real answer is Reservoir Dogs

I just wish the movie had actually been marketed that way.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I just wish the movie had actually been marketed that way.

I didn't even know it was marketed

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

mdm posted:

I didn't even know it was marketed

Box art is marketing. The box should show a convivial group of men enjoying bacon and eggs.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

A couple *of* co-workers enjoy lively conversation while carpooling before an eventful workday.

kalel fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Mar 31, 2016

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

SciFiDownBeat posted:

A couple co-workers enjoy lively conversation while carpooling before an eventful workday.

Fargo

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




SciFiDownBeat posted:

A couple co-workers enjoy lively conversation while carpooling before an eventful workday.

Pulp Fiction

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


nah

univbee posted:

Pulp Fiction

yah

****

a large movie studio goes all in on a former Wal-Mart employee to direct their tentpole summer movie, resulting in a box office bomb, millions of dollars lost and fans disappointed, and a franchise destroyed

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

SciFiDownBeat posted:

a large movie studio goes all in on a former Wal-Mart employee to direct their tentpole summer movie

The Democratic National Committee

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
The Russian army's attempt at seizing a mythical lost city is halted by a martially adept guitarist.

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
A mans life comes to a tragic end when his best friend spirals out of control.

RedLobster fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Apr 1, 2016

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

univbee posted:

The Dark Knight? :v:

Good, but no

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



RedLobster posted:

A mans life comes to a tragic end when his best friend spirals out of control.

Memento?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
a charismatic man is kink shamed to death by a voyeur who does not share his taste in beers.

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!

Nope.

A gifted detective discovers a package he'd sooner forget.

Syrnn
Aug 16, 2004

RedLobster posted:

A gifted detective discovers a package he'd sooner forget.

Technically applies to Sherlock Holmes. The package is Watson's. :wiggle:

Edit: drat IT, IT'S SE7EN!

  • A treasure hunter befriends an a grief stricken old man who lost his wife many years ago. Together they race for the ultimate treasure against a former friend and his and his lackeys. To get back at him, the treasure hunter's spiteful competition torments the old man and the treasure hunter tragically dies when the ruins collapse.

Syrnn fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Apr 1, 2016

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

RedLobster posted:

Nope.

A gifted detective discovers a package he'd sooner forget.

se7ven?

also,
a terrorist discovers a package he'd sooner forget.

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