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Jeb Bush pulls a brown bag out on the podium during the debate. In it, a peanut butter sandwich and a ripe banana. Just a lil' something to keep his energy up.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 17:41 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 19:06 |
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Homework Explainer posted:imagine how boring that general election would be lol I was listening to newsradio this morning and they were talking briefly about the latest Trump dust-ups (of course). It went like this "...so and so accosted a protester at a trump rally. the protestor, wearing an american flag shirt, was already being escorted out alongside a fellow protestor dressed in a kkk-style hood. " "...protestors in Chicago clashed with police officers during a march to Trump Tower. Several protestors were pepper sprayed as they pushed against a police barricade..." and in the background you hear cops yelling warnings and people yelling "gently caress Trump!" This election rules. Hillary Clinton is boring, I'm glad Trump is around to promote chaos.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 18:11 |
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if you're a believer in the immortal science of dialectical materialism, you have to wonder whether a dynastic clinton-bush general election or the insane fascist shitshow we're gonna get would be better in the long run for heightening the contradictions
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:44 |
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reminder to everyone that Trump ran in the 2012 GOP primary and was laughed out of the race within months for being a gasbag buffoon (also he wasn't polling so well). He has since worked on his gasbagging buffoonery and it's playing much better with voters this time, for whatever reason
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 04:47 |
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Actually he only teased it to the Fox News crowd to promote his show. He was never serious about running and I have my doubts it didn't start off as a publicity stunt this time too.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 07:50 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Jeb Bush pulls a brown bag out on the podium during the debate. In it, a peanut butter sandwich and a ripe banana. Just a lil' something to keep his energy up. Jeb is the least likely candidate this election cycle I could imagine snorting coke.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 15:50 |
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Best Korea posted:Actually he only teased it to the Fox News crowd to promote his show. He was never serious about running and I have my doubts it didn't start off as a publicity stunt this time too. Oh, he was serious. But when he realized Obama would mop the floor with him he rolled over like a dog! Sad!
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:44 |
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I am increasingly skeptical Trump is in cahoots with democrats in any way shape or form. It would require democrats to be strategic and intelligent about elections and that's something they've never ever been.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 19:16 |
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It would only require the Clintons to be conniving
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 19:29 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Jeb Bush pulls a brown bag out on the podium during the debate. In it, a peanut butter sandwich and a ripe banana. Just a lil' something to keep his energy up. You know...if Jeb was smart he would have started to bring Red Bull or Rockstar drinks to the debate podiums with him and cut a deal with the company for advertising/promotion.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:02 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:The guy who couldn't handle Trump in the Primaries would definitely pose a threat to someone in the General. That actually happens a lot. Primary winners aren't always the best General candidates. See: John Kerry, Hillary Clinton v. Sanders , McGovern. Not that I agree Jeb! would have been a good candidate, but Rubio or Kasich would be much better general candidates than Trump.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:04 |
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Trump ran in the 2000 election as well but that one was enough of a clusterfuck without him
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:26 |
Helical Nightmares posted:You know...if Jeb was smart he would have started to bring Red Bull or Rockstar drinks to the debate podiums with him and cut a deal with the company for advertising/promotion. yea i'm sure that Red Bull and Rockstar really want to tie their image to Jeb
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:02 |
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(Serious thread)
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 05:56 |
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Wheeee posted:yea i'm sure that Red Bull and Rockstar really want to tie their image to Jeb Didn't they already have a commercial where a turtle gets wings?
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 06:12 |
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If the Ted Cruz thing is true, and this has all been a play by Hillary, then she should be President for Life for her sheer audacity and skill in this whole situation.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 07:21 |
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Mrit posted:If the Ted Cruz thing is true, and this has all been a play by Hillary, then she should be President for Life for her sheer audacity and skill in this whole situation. Her donor friend Roger Altman also got John Edwards knocked out of the 2008 primary with a story in National Enquirer Coincidence?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 07:26 |
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EugeneJ posted:Her donor friend Roger Altman also got John Edwards knocked out of the 2008 primary with a story in National Enquirer Edwards was already out, though, when that story hit.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 07:33 |
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Zero. The Trump is a plant story is one of the biggest cognitive dissonance tells of the season.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:00 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:Edwards was already out, though, when that story hit. IIRC he was starting to pick up momentum and stealing mostly from her supporters as opposed to Obama's and then the story drops.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 20:28 |
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Mrit posted:If the Ted Cruz thing is true, and this has all been a play by Hillary, then she should be President for Life for her sheer audacity and skill in this whole situation. I'd vote for her.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 23:09 |
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more likely by the day.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:50 |
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They'd make a good buddy comedy duo
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:59 |
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A Winner is Jew posted:IIRC he was starting to pick up momentum and stealing mostly from her supporters as opposed to Obama's and then the story drops. Edwards dropped out after South Carolina. The Enquirer story didn't blow up until a photo of him was published in July, well after the final contest in the Democratic primary.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:39 |
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Vitalis Jackson posted:Yeah, I still remember that guy wandering aimlessly around on the debating stage. At that point, I realized that Perot had no serious intention of becoming president. This, but with McCain in 2008
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 00:15 |
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Hillary currently is insanely vulnerable and trump remains as silent on her as ever.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 00:22 |
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Spun Dog posted:This, but with McCain in 2008 my fellow prisoners
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 20:57 |
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Trump is going after elizabeth warren for some reason. Totally silent on hillary.
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# ? May 8, 2016 15:13 |
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i could believe that bill, hillary or both watched trump sit stone-faced through obama clowning him during that white house correspondents dinner and thought, "here's an emotional lever we can use to propel the orange clown man into the next race as a spoiler"
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# ? May 8, 2016 18:05 |
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It would be quite funny if Bill prodded Trump to run with a throwaway remark, then Trump followed through. Just another instance of Bill inadvertently holding Hillary back.
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# ? May 8, 2016 18:29 |
Toadvine posted:Just another instance of Bill inadvertently holding Hillary back. Bill is the reason she's in position to make a likely successful bid for President.
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# ? May 8, 2016 22:56 |
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Wheeee posted:Bill is the reason she's in position to make a likely successful bid for President. since when? e: I'm just kidding. no poo poo Bill has helped her get this far. He's also behaved less than admirably on multiple occasions, bringing mountains of scrutiny down on Hillary's and his head.
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# ? May 9, 2016 00:31 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:I think if he was working for the Clintons he'd have run his campaign like a very normal campaign and not done a lot of what he did? Like did Clinton (Bill or Hilary) ever kinda hide their ground game in states the way Trump seemed to do in SC and other states? What do you mean "hide their ground game?" Was Trump more organized than he appeared?
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# ? May 9, 2016 01:22 |
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Revenants Return posted:Trump is going after elizabeth warren for some reason. Totally silent on hillary. To be fair, I think that's because he literally cannot help himself. He's still going after Lindsey Graham for some reason. point of return has issued a correction as of 08:30 on May 15, 2016 |
# ? May 15, 2016 07:13 |
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Al! posted:if Hillary somehow pulled Trump off, she deserves to be president
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# ? May 15, 2016 07:15 |
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Al! posted:if Hillary somehow pulled Trump off, she deserves to be president Trump doesn't have the hands for the job
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# ? May 15, 2016 07:32 |
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Tiny hands are the only ones that fit around tiny Don(g).
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# ? May 16, 2016 20:49 |
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Trump is a simulation, we are in a simulation, Hillary is a robot and her brain is a computer we are inside
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# ? May 16, 2016 22:42 |
neonnoodle posted:Trump is a simulation, we are in a simulation, Hillary is a robot and her brain is a computer we are inside if this is the case then we're really not individual entities since we're all just strings of code inside the same program The implication being that in some cosmic way, we are all Trump. The Trump Singularity
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# ? May 18, 2016 18:18 |
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Wheeee posted:Super Delegates are the reason she's in position to make a likely successful bid for President. ftfy
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# ? May 18, 2016 19:03 |