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RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Nah

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

RedLobster posted:

Nope.

A gifted detective discovers a package he'd sooner forget.

Boogie Nights's Dirk Diggler/Crying Game crossover

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



a guy goes into a dungeon and encounters a dragon

Syrnn
Aug 16, 2004

Otisburg posted:

a guy goes into a dungeon and encounters a dragon

Dragonheart!

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Otisburg posted:

a guy goes into a dungeon and encounters a dragon

Shrek

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

xutech posted:

A college student attempts to seduce her lecturer by writing "love you" on her eyes.

This is either Raiders of the Lost Ark or Last Crusade, I can't remember which. I vote Raiders.

A poor farmer gets ripped off on a purchase of second hand equipment. None of that matters though, because soon afterwards he and his wife are burned to death by soldiers from the occupying army for an unrelated reason. Star Wars

A guy claiming to be a cop pulls a man out of his car in traffic, and speeds away. His car is returned much later in very poor condition every action movie

Heffer
May 1, 2003

A New York taxi driver goes to great lengths to recover and deliver a missing package. His zany radio host side kick provides color commentary.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

MrUnderbridge posted:

A meek man wishes for a new life and finds one of action, romance and unusual new friendship at sea during World War II.

Nobody?

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

A well dressed gardener discovers he can walk on water.

Edit: also nobody got Mr. Majestyk, The Apostle, and Boys from Brazil from my earlier post. For shame.

dobbymoodge fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Apr 1, 2016

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

After giving a geology lecture, an old drunk kills a young priest.

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

Big Swifty posted:

After giving a geology lecture, an old drunk kills a young priest.
There Will Be Blood

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Random Hajile posted:

There Will Be Blood

Yep!

A populist canidate tanks his election chances after making racist remarks about a popular music act.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Big Swifty posted:

Yep!

A populist canidate tanks his election chances after making racist remarks about a popular music act.

o brother where art thou

a man exacts firey revenge against the people who wronged him, in the process liberating their other victims from oppression.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
A guy who likes a lot of sex dies and it costs a short man a favor he never wanted to repay

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?


SciFiDownBeat posted:

a thief really likes listening to music via old media

guardians of the galaxy

dreezy posted:

a man exacts firey revenge against the people who wronged him, in the process liberating their other victims from oppression.

V for vendetta

Wurzag fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Apr 1, 2016

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

dreezy posted:

o brother where art thou


Correct

-the only sons of two wealthy families butt heads during the holiday season. they find that they are not so different from each other, both having developed fursonas to cope with abandonment issues. Christmas is saved.

-a conspiracy theorist shocks everyone when he reveals that he has been lying about his ability to operate a motor vehicle. A female amputee is particularly inconvenienced.

- a man repeatedly fails to avert his problems by staying in seedy motels after a snap decision to leave his wife without notice.

Stato-Masochist fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Apr 1, 2016

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A young boy goes on a fantastic journey after his dad forgets his birthday.

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A young boy goes on a fantastic journey after his dad forgets his birthday.

Jumanji

A cokehead goes on a jog. His clothes end up being ill-fitting.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Big Swifty posted:

Yep!

A populist canidate tanks his election chances after making racist remarks about a popular music act.

o brother where art thou

whups, i went away for a bit.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
A gas leak leads to self discovery

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Wurzag posted:

V for vendetta

no. well, yes, but no.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Last chance for this one.

univbee posted:

Mother tries to talk her son out of becoming a terrorist.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
a young woman abandons her trailer park life to move in with her boyfriend, who has recently joined the military

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

boom boom boom posted:

a young woman abandons her trailer park life to move in with her boyfriend, who has recently joined the military

Forrest Gump?

Members of a Caucasian family struggle to keep a Native American man, whom they treat as a curiosity, locked in a small enclosed place.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

nope

crowoutofcontext posted:

Members of a Caucasian family struggle to keep a Native American man, whom they treat as a curiosity, locked in a small enclosed place.

Indian in the Cupboard

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
some guy named andy escapes from shawshank prison and is redeemed

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

dad gay. so what posted:

some guy named andy escapes from shawshank prison and is redeemed

The Shawshank Redemption

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
A Christian men's group travels overseas on a mission trip but, coming to question their religious convictions, inadvertently take drugs and die.

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
A boy gives his elder brother a golden shower before he is ruthlessly murdered.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
r2d2 doesnt speak english

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

RedLobster posted:

A boy gives his elder brother a golden shower before he is ruthlessly murdered.

Troll 2?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



dad gay. so what posted:

r2d2 doesnt speak english

This could be either Fanboys, or The People Vs. George Lucas.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Otisburg posted:

This could be either Fanboys, or The People Vs. George Lucas.

its actually a home movie / documentary i made called "r2d2 doesnt speak english"

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



dad gay. so what posted:

its actually a home movie / documentary i made called "r2d2 doesnt speak english"

i suppose we didn't lay any ground-rules down for wikipedia-like "notability" so a fair play, that.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

boom boom boom posted:



Indian in the Cupboard

correct


After marrying a 15 year old from his poverty stricken community, a twenty two year old veteran shows off his reluctant wife's performance abilities to groups of drunk hillbillies until she becomes a national sensation.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



crowoutofcontext posted:

correct


After marrying a 15 year old from his poverty stricken community, a twenty two year old veteran shows off his reluctant wife's performance abilities to groups of drunk hillbillies until she becomes a national sensation.

Coal minor miner's daughter

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Mother tries to talk her son out of becoming a terrorist. E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial (original 1982 version)

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009


The Incredible Mr. Limpet?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

jiharlequinade posted:

The Incredible Mr. Limpet?

A winner!

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crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Otisburg posted:

Coal minor miner's daughter

yup

It is the 1940s. The private lives and fantasies of four closeted British citizens, two males and two females, are explored. They dress up in strange outfits, banter with a reclusive, effeminate bachelor, hang out with a flashy queen who encourages indulgence in sinful, impulsive behavior, and are eventually saved by a golden haired thinly-veiled cipher for "Jesus Christ" that some critics argue espouses social conservative values.

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