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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Qui-ET! Qui-ET! Qui-ET! Qui-ET!

You don't win friends with sal-AD!
You don't win friends with sal-AD!
You don't win friends with sal-AD!
You don't win friends with sal-AD!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

You don't win friends with sal-AD!
You don't win friends with sal-AD!
You don't win friends with sal-AD!
You don't win friends with sal-AD!

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't quotes?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't quotes?

It's a quote toss game :downs:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't quotes?

I feel like quoting tonight! Like quoting tonight!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't quotes?

This is a thread of quotes, TMMadman, it has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale! :mad:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't quotes?

The Simpsons Quote Thread: The Novel by Norman Mailer


It's just not the same.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The Simpsons Quote Thread: The Novel by Norman Mailer


It's just not the same.

This biography about Jerusalem came out awfully quickly - it’s not even about him! Inside it’s mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

This biography about Jerusalem came out awfully quickly

....by the way, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia.....

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

This biography about Jerusalem came out awfully quickly - it’s not even about him! Inside it’s mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

Everything Counts, please, Jerusalem doesn't need companionship. He need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Everything Counts, please, Jerusalem doesn't need companionship.

....nobody's gay for Jerusalem..... :sigh:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

This biography about Jerusalem came out awfully quickly - it’s not even about him! Inside it’s mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

And his autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

....by the way, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia.....


I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl.
















:laugh::laugh::laugh:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

This biography about Jerusalem came out awfully quickly - it’s not even about him! Inside it’s mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

It's like Everything Counts was just poured into that uniform. :swoon:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



jscolon2.0 posted:

It's like Everything Counts was just poured into that uniform. :swoon:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

....nobody's gay for Jerusalem..... :sigh:

So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Jerusalem? Something gay, no doubt!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Jerusalem? Something gay, no doubt!

Actually sir they uhhhh, don't allow photographs at this particular resort....

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Jerusalem? Something gay, no doubt!

Oh who am I kidding? The quote thread was the time! :sigh:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

It's my first day... :sigh:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
Arrr, from now on, I be requirin' hair nets! :argh:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Jerusalem posted:

....nobody's gay for Jerusalem..... :sigh:

Jerusalem likes TMMadman!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



Relax, I go in and out of comas all th



























French toast please!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

Relax, I go in and out of comas all th

French toast please!

Well, in that case, I'll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon. But no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.



Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

Well, in that case, I'll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon. But no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.



Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.

It's your window to weight gain!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

DizzyBum posted:

It's your window to weight gain!

The slim, lazy Nastier Nate you know is dead! Now I'm a big fat dynamo!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

The slim, lazy Nastier Nate you know is dead! Now I'm a big fat dynamo!

Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

The Nastier Nate posted:

The slim, lazy Nastier Nate you know is dead! Now I'm a big fat dynamo!

Con: I'm feeling less attracted to you

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Skeesix posted:

Con: I'm feeling less attracted to you

Can you pick me up a lemonade and a beer?

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

TMMadman posted:

Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

Ooh, a sextet of ale...

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


checksin posted:

Ooh, a sextet of ale...

checksin, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


checksin posted:

Ooh, a sextet of ale...

Coff....feee....

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

DizzyBum posted:

checksin, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food?

They say checksin carved it himself from a bigger spoon.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Deviant posted:

Coff....feee....

Beer, it is.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

checksin posted:

Ooh, a sextet of ale...

SEX CAULDRON!?! I thought they shut that place down?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Root Bear posted:

Can you pick me up a lemonade and a beer?

Now let's all celebrate with a nice cold glass of turnip juice.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

SEX CAULDRON!?! I thought they shut that place down?

Are they talking about the bordello?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

Are they talking about the bordello?

No, the burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Neddy Seagoon posted:

No, the burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut.

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Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

BLOOD FOR BAAL! BLOOD FOR BAAL!

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