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I feel like this bidet is malfunctioning
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What bidet? That's a drinking fountain.
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Apr 1, 2016 22:03
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Platystemon posted:
Where are the partition walls?
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Apr 2, 2016 00:33
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Guy Axlerod posted:Where are the partition walls? Hi, welcome to America. This is a big step up from the old fashioned "everyone piss in the same shared trough" deal that was common until like the 1980s. If you actually want to piss without having the guy next to you scope out your dick, you'll need to move to western europe. Or, for both privacy and not coating the front of your pants and lower part of your shirt with a fine mist of urine, you could go piss in a normal toilet in the stalls.
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Apr 2, 2016 01:01
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I have a sensual, commanding musk when exiting the bathroom
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Apr 2, 2016 03:09
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Leperflesh posted:Hi, welcome to America. This is a big step up from the old fashioned "everyone piss in the same shared trough" deal that was common until like the 1980s. Go to Wrigley Field for this.
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Apr 2, 2016 03:30
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Leperflesh posted:Hi, welcome to America. This is a big step up from the old fashioned "everyone piss in the same shared trough" deal that I consider myself fairly manly, but that poo poo is a bridge too far. Edit: Beaten
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Apr 2, 2016 03:32
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Leperflesh posted:If you actually want to piss without having the guy next to you scope out your dick, you'll need to move to western europe. Where the toilets will suck. I don't know what it is, I don't know where we acquired this expertise, but American toilets are unquestionably the best in the world. I mean, the whole thing a lot of Europe does with two different fllush levers, one for pee and one for poo? Okay, that makes sense. But then for some reason they go off the rails over there. Either it's some weird bowl shape that prevents matter from actually flushing, or tiny little pipes that come with signs admonishing you to *not flush toilet paper*, or, God help us, German shelf toilets, it's like the entire continent hasn't figured out taking a dump yet. The toilets in *India* are better (I mean, the real ones you get in nice hotels, not the squat toilets you get on, say, Indian air force bases). God Bless American shitters. 
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Apr 2, 2016 03:41
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peanut posted:Toilet spergin'
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Apr 2, 2016 03:51
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GreenNight posted:Go to Wrigley Field for this. fenway park got rid of theirs a couple years ago and i havent been back since
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Apr 2, 2016 07:06
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Oh no another dude might see my dick 
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Apr 2, 2016 07:10
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trough pissing is a treasured american pastime that obama removed under sharia law
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Apr 2, 2016 07:11
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Some gay clubs have troughs but with mirrors right above them so you can watch everyone pee pee 
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Apr 2, 2016 07:18
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GreenNight posted:Go to Wrigley Field for this.
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Apr 2, 2016 11:11
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GotLag posted:Oh no another dude might see my dick I prefer to pick the dude, not have him pick me when I'm at the middle stall in a row of seven oh my god what the gently caress is wrong with people
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Apr 2, 2016 13:43
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q
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Apr 2, 2016 15:44
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Leperflesh posted:Hi, welcome to America. This is a big step up from the old fashioned "everyone piss in the same shared trough" deal that was common until like the 1980s. I see you've not been to many older British pubs. That said, they're not always troughs, my favourite pub has what is essentially a porcelain covered wall to piss against.
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Apr 2, 2016 16:01
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Just off for a pint to The Horse and Splashback.
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Apr 2, 2016 16:08
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Was going to post that. Embedded version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q
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Apr 2, 2016 16:19
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There was one dive I used to go to that had the trough and then the toilet right next to it so they had to build the partition over the trough. Plywood is not meant to hold up to urine.
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Apr 2, 2016 18:15
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Look at you guys and your fancy troughs. I remember seeing some really old public urinals that was basically a pond with a big shoulder-high post in the middle, so people would stand all around it and piss against the post. Which means that no only is there is some dude next to you, you Also the guys at the sides can totally piss on you if they are drunk/assholes.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:20
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Hahaha oh gently caress I saw something like that when I was a kid, and I remember thinking 'why is there a fountain in this bathroom, and why isn't it running?'
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Apr 3, 2016 02:40
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Like this? As a woman,I have always done my urinating in private, even in public, so this is very unsettling.
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Apr 3, 2016 03:05
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Like this? That's not for peeing in!
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Apr 3, 2016 03:27
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Messadiah posted:That's not for peeing in! Sez you!
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Apr 3, 2016 03:30
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Messadiah posted:That's not for peeing in! Then what the hell is it? This is not a rhetorical question.
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Apr 3, 2016 04:17
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I've seen sinks that were shaped like that before. Whatever that is, though, it doesn't appear to have any faucets.
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Apr 3, 2016 04:28
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I've seen sinks that were shaped like that before. Whatever that is, though, it doesn't appear to have any faucets. Jesus loving christ, people. You press the bottom lever with your foot and water comes out the top. I'm pretty sure I've used one of those in the past year or so.
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Apr 3, 2016 04:36
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Kilo147 posted:Jesus loving christ, people. You press the bottom lever with your foot and water comes out the top. I'm pretty sure I've used one of those in the past year or so. They're popular in big garages, aircraft hangars, factories, anywhere where you have a big group of workers who get dirt under their nails for a living.
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Apr 3, 2016 05:13
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Like this? I know it looks like a sink, but seriously, people pee in these all the time in industrial facilities. You use the foot pedal to run the water. Maybe it wasn't what they were designed for, but every time I've seen one, people are pissing in them.
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Apr 3, 2016 05:19
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mostlygray posted:I know it looks like a sink, but seriously, people pee in these all the time in industrial facilities. You use the foot pedal to run the water. Maybe it wasn't what they were designed for, but every time I've seen one, people are pissing in them. The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > DIY & Hobbies > Crappy Construction Tales: but every time I've seen one, people are pissing in them
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Apr 3, 2016 05:47
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I've only seen people washing hands in them 
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Apr 3, 2016 06:37
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I wish more public sinks had pedals. Beats the hell out of those infuriating motion sensor faucets.
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Apr 3, 2016 07:56
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cephalopods posted:I wish more public sinks had pedals. Beats the hell out of those infuriating motion sensor faucets. The people who would stomp them and break them off ruin it for the rest of us.
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Apr 3, 2016 08:16
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One guy needs to take a piss, another wants to wash his hands, I think as long as it's not clear what these things are for anyway they can work out a little mutual benefit and save water to boot.
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Apr 3, 2016 08:24
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To be fair I've only seen these when I was in elementary school.
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Apr 3, 2016 08:38
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That looks like one of those donation things in malls where you put a coin in and it swirls down the basin.
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Apr 3, 2016 09:42
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Drop a ping-pong ball there and you've got a fun game to play.
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Apr 3, 2016 09:48
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Like this? I've worked in a place that had these in a machine shop section of the building, they're sinks. Ours had an industrial soap (think Gojo) dispenser on the central column.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I've worked in a place that had these in a machine shop section of the building, they're sinks. Ours had an industrial soap (think Gojo) dispenser on the central column. The soap was for extra-cleansing your butthole after you pooped in the thing, ya dingus.
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