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Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's check in on Danny Glover's career while we're at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAO8VYrqo8I

Starring, written, co-directed and co-produced by some Australian guy called Rob Baard who hilariously has three sequels to this godawful movie 'announced' on his imdb page.
Danny Glover wasn't originally part of this movie at all but when Baard was trying to secure a US release the distribution company arranged for a star to be attached to the project and they hired Glover, so Baard flew to Hollywood and spent a day filming Glover reading lines in front of a greenscreen, colourkeyed him onto some office backgrounds, shoehorned the new scenes into the film and cut a new trailer.
THAT'S ENT-ER-TAINMENT!

Danny Glover will do anything for a check that he can contribute towards his pipe dream of making a Louverture film, this ain't surprising at all.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Thats my favorite movie trailer of all time now. It gets sooo good at the end.

The speaaaar. Haha.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!


This is good.
:yeah:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



CelticPredator posted:

Thats my favorite movie trailer of all time now. It gets sooo good at the end.

The speaaaar. Haha.

Did I just see the last of the interceptors involved in a ninja car chase?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Well I guess they do have to make a Batman little kids will like, because they're sure as poo poo not gonna like him in BvS.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Rough Lobster posted:

Well I guess they do have to make a Batman little kids will like, because they're sure as poo poo not gonna like him in BvS.

I wonder if BvS has replaced Resident Evil: Apocalypse when it comes to Ebert's famous warning, "Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children."

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
Agreed that we need more resources in this world to empower extremely lame parents

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Jenny Angel posted:

Agreed that we need more resources in this world to empower extremely lame parents

Wow never thought I'd find a Resident Evil fan in the wild.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Rough Lobster posted:

Well I guess they do have to make a Batman anybody will like, because they're sure as poo poo not gonna like him in BvS.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I'm sick of Batman, so I'm ok with BvS mistreating him. Better than the constant blowjobs he gets everywhere else.

Superman apparently didn't snap his neck, though, so I can't recommend.

Byzantine fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Mar 29, 2016

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Final Fantasy XV prequel movie. Aaron Paul, Sean Bean and Lena Headey will be providing voices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2rz672A1-0

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



The MSJ posted:

Final Fantasy XV prequel movie. Aaron Paul, Sean Bean and Lena Headey will be providing voices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2rz672A1-0

So loving weird that this exists.

Also, yawn.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

They really should show the Audi (officially licensed) in the trailer doing this:

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008

The MSJ posted:

Final Fantasy XV prequel movie. Aaron Paul, Sean Bean and Lena Headey will be providing voices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2rz672A1-0

Will it do as badly as The Spirits Within or just Advent Children? Only time will tell.

Seriously, Square should have learned their lesson by now. Nice voice cast though I spose!

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
It's not a new Spirits Within, it's a new Advent Children. It's not being released in theaters or anything.

bruckner
Sep 11, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MVdk5kDWm8

Get ready for Terminator 2 in 3d!!!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Who needs dialogue when you have video game cut scenes?

Also I was waiting for the gunblade.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

kiimo posted:

Who needs dialogue when you have video game cut scenes?

Also I was waiting for the gunblade.

I think they have actual guns and floating swords in this one.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It baffles me that video game designers can put the camera anywhere, ignoring practical concerns, and somehow always ends up with the most boring cinematography

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Vegetable posted:

It baffles me that video game designers can put the camera anywhere, ignoring practical concerns, and somehow always ends up with the most boring cinematography

Be careful what you wish for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xEhbJxT2M

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

John Woo just got a boner.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Man, I remember being a kid beguiled by Equilibrium and then being like BOY THIS KURT WIMMER GUY IS CLEARLY AN UP AND COMER, WHAT'S THIS, ULTRAVIOLET??? OH poo poo! Oh...poo poo :(

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I did the same thing except I was like "N-no! UltraViolet is good! It's good! See? This scene is..is good. Yeah. This scene isn't so good but it's not bad!!"


:smith:

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
My 90-year old grandfather went to the grave with Ultraviolet as one of his favorite movies. He just loved the action scenes.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Ultraviolet killed your grandfather.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Vegetable posted:

It baffles me that video game designers can put the camera anywhere, ignoring practical concerns, and somehow always ends up with the most boring cinematography

Somehow, Killer 7 is the most cinematic video game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFHHb_Fp4sk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_T0dW0442I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_8KzyBl3mc

It just turns out to be one those weird 80s with convoluted plots no one can follow.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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feedmyleg posted:

Ultraviolet killed your grandfather.

You got hemo blood on me.


It.

Is.

On.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

GonSmithe posted:

My 90-year old grandfather went to the grave with Ultraviolet as one of his favorite movies. He just loved the action scenes.
Wanna meet that grand-dad.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Wanna meet that grand-dad.

No problem, just die.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Jedit posted:

No problem, just die.

Results not guaranteed.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Well at least Wimmer redeemed himself and your granddad's soul with writing credits on such projects as Street Kings, Law-Abiding Citizen, and the Total Recall/Point Break remakes
As we all remember well the best part of Equilibrium was the writing

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Well at least Wimmer redeemed himself and your granddad's soul with writing credits on such projects as Street Kings, Law-Abiding Citizen, and the Total Recall/Point Break remakes
As we all remember well the best part of Equilibrium was the writing

Hey, I liked Street Kings.

For some reason.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

DivisionPost posted:

Hey, I liked Street Kings.

For some reason.
Yeah, at the very least it wasn't more media bullshit perpetuating "DEFENSE ATTORNEYS ARE THE WORST SCUM!!!!!!"
gently caress you law abiding citizen

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Wimmer if forever immune to any judgment for creating Equilibrium. It's pretty much the perfect movie. He can put out a sequel to The Day the Clown Cried and it'd be alright in my book.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Hardcore Henry anti-texting/talking PSA for Alamo Drafthouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVCkI5C_qNI

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



I could never understand the goon love for Equilibrium. Even for a cult film it's just awful.


loving gun-kata, man.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



To be honest I just really really like looking at Taye Diggs. The man with the most fantastic smile in Hollywood.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Snapchat A Titty posted:

To be honest I just really really like looking at Taye Diggs. The man with the most fantastic smile in Hollywood.

One might say...a smile full of emotion.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

One might say...a smile full of emotion.

Exactly. It's so good. I think it's in combination with his eyes, cause he can smile fantastically both friendly and hostile-ly?

E: But also it makes sense in the text. Nobody in the upper echelons is taking Equilibrium, everybody is just pretending. Probably most of the proletariat is pretending as well.

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Apr 2, 2016

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

The MSJ posted:

Hardcore Henry anti-texting/talking PSA for Alamo Drafthouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVCkI5C_qNI

This is a pro click

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