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Henchman of Santa posted:If you've never told someone "if you are a false, do not entry," you're not a real metal fan. Agreed, and it's "Don't Entry"
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Possibly Chicken posted:Agreed, and it's "Don't Entry" drat, am i going to be burned and died now?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 00:43 |
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Rwake is one of my favorite bands and their lyrics of what you can understand are pretty funny sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se8omBpN5_E
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 02:07 |
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I fuckin' love Pig Destroyerquote:I hold your hands My wife really appreciates when I tell her that last bit
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 03:06 |
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quote:I hold your hands Gotta admit, that's poetry
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 03:54 |
quote:Coming from Hell
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 04:50 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:If you've never told someone "if you are a false, do not entry," you're not a real metal fan. HAMSTER A DENTIST HARD PORN STEVEN SEAGULL WARRIOR THIS RIFLE IN ME THE FISH-MASTER
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:MDF could do with less melodic black metal, anyways. They already tried that when they had Vinterland play without lead guitar, because I donno, either the amp was blown or the sound guy didn't notice. Less risk of loving it up with Demolition Hammer, where you could clamp jumper cables to the bridge of a guitar and the soundboard and it'd sound the same.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 06:40 |
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The new Moonsorrow is really loving good. As you were.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 11:50 |
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I guess Destruction are taking on internet trolls now or something. This is the art for their new single.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 14:04 |
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I've been jamming some old Arch Enemy recently. I forgot how awesome the Liiva era was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8djxzU8DOk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGVUCThyKus Need more recs for 90s Gothenburg kinda stuff that isn't In Flames/Soilwork/Dark Tranquillity/etc
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Kumbamontu posted:I've been jamming some old Arch Enemy recently. I forgot how awesome the Liiva era was I don't know what bands you know. Maybe later Ceremonial Oath? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxpQCp96Nuw
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Ceremonial Oath is one of those bands that I hear about a lot but never actually managed to look up and listen to so that seems like a good place to start. Thanks!
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Henchman of Santa posted:I guess Destruction are taking on internet trolls now or something. This is the art for their new single.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 16:09 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:If you've never told someone "if you are a false, do not entry," you're not a real metal fan. I had a guy on the metal subreddit tell me he was the shreddit elite and that I am a false. Unironically. In a thread about silly metal pictures.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:19 |
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I am a false who listens to Winger. Turning in my battle jacket and flat brim trucker cap...
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:49 |
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New Vektor! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFaIcjemHvA Edit: God drat this rips. I can't wait for this album. Hulk Krogan fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Apr 1, 2016 |
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So I guess Metal Archives' April Fools joke is getting rid of the reviews. Kinda lame compared to previous years of fake government takedowns and Nickelback.
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Kumbamontu posted:Ceremonial Oath is one of those bands that I hear about a lot but never actually managed to look up and listen to so that seems like a good place to start. Thanks! You might also like Intestine Baalism. Not Swedish, but melodic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWvRC73ckQg
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a retard posted:So I guess Metal Archives' April Fools joke is getting rid of the reviews. Kinda lame compared to previous years of fake government takedowns and Nickelback. I wish it would stay this way forever.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 18:12 |
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It would have been funnier if they just replaced any attempt to view a review with a 404 error or a random review for another album.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 18:15 |
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xzzy posted:It would have been funnier if they just replaced any attempt to view a review with a 404 error or a random review for another album. Every review links to babymetal. Imagine the tears.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 18:39 |
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Every review gets a randomly generated percentage and has the text swapped with a random pitchfork review.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 18:43 |
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New Cumbeast video put out today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcgLpFACdrQ
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 19:03 |
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Hulk Krogan posted:Every review links to babymetal. Imagine the tears. Imagine no more, since embeds don't work in reviews this is the closest you'll get. http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Myrkur/M/514764/Zodijackyl/113957
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 19:58 |
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The one from last year was phenomenal
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 21:22 |
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Overkill become? Second one is relatively easy, that first one is rough.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 21:55 |
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Wyzt posted:That would save me a bit of travel time. Metal Threat Fest is doing a good job of it in Chicago though, that line up is killer for a first year. Just heard one of the tracks on this month's Black Market. Good poo poo dude. If you're ever looking to play with a doom band locally, hit mine up.
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Zodijackylite posted:Imagine no more, since embeds don't work in reviews this is the closest you'll get.
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Vulture Culture posted:The one from last year was phenomenal This is probably the best April fool's day thing ever. It's great because it's been staring us in the face forever.
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Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:I had a guy on the metal subreddit tell me he was the shreddit elite and that I am a false. Unironically. Maybe he was telling the truth Vulture Culture posted:The one from last year was phenomenal The best thing about this was that one of the possible logos was the Pagan Altar old man one that doesn't have the band's name in it.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:49 |
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A human heart posted:Maybe he was telling the truth Lol yeah maybe
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:55 |
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The April fool isn't over.HellBlazer posted:Given the massive public outcry at our decision to no longer host user submitted reviews (not to mention the deep divides this decision has created among our own staff), as well as the amazing level of support many have shown for the reviews, we have decided to reverse our previous decision to remove reviews from The Encyclopaedia Metallum. We will be restoring all of the reviews from a previous backup of the site, so no information will be lost. Some of the great new reviews: http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Waking_the_Cadaver/Perverse_Recollections_of_a_Necromangler/177125/Bonziepsycho/375884 http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Eximperituserqethhzebib%9Aiptugakkath%9Aulweliarzaxułum/Promo_2013/405030/andrewarchav/283941 http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Waking_the_Cadaver/Perverse_Recollections_of_a_Necromangler/177125/andrewarchav/283941 http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Liv_Kristine/Skintight/275794/andrewarchav/283941 http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/閃&%2338728;/&%2327494;&%2324499;_-_B%FA-Tik/373296/andrewarchav/283941 http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/D/Kingdom/465926/andrewarchav/283941 You get the picture, so go hog wild with poo poo reviews while you still can.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 03:58 |
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Not all of them are one line noise http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Agent_Steel/Skeptics_Apocalypse/2210/Oblarg/208507
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:11 |
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On the other hand I found the old style of moderating the reviews a bit strange. Like they wouldn't accept more then a few positive reviews because after a while they are all saying the same thing. You'd end up with certified classic records given like 77% average on the reviews because it would have 3 90%+ reviews and one dissenter that hates it. Made it hard to find good stuff you havent heard before.
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Not sure what you are talking about. They accept positive reviews all the time. Pretty much all the classic well know albums got like a billion positive review.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:21 |
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Nah they got sort of 7 - 8, then maybe 2 middling and 1 or 2 bad. Even if 1000 positive ones were submitted they wouldn't take any after the first few.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:22 |
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That's because there is always going to be reviewers who are going to write negative reviews, not because the moderators deliberately accept them and reject the positive ones. If you write a positive review, it will be accepted as long as it is in English and describes the music. It might take ages before it gets accepted on the site because none of the mods want to read the billionth review praising Iron Maiden or Metallica, but it won't get rejected for being positive.
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http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Death/The_Sound_of_Perseverance/618/ComeToSingahell/381698quote:Chuck Schuldiner knew his time was coming. After all, him being a rampant homosexual, he would have continuous unspeakable and unprotected anal sex with multiple men, as all homosexuals do. Eventually he became unlucky enough to catch the ultimate slow killer known as AIDS, which soon reached his brain and turned into a lethal tumorous growth that eventually ended his life.
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I didn't know Bill Zebub did MA reviews.
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