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WHO WILL STEAL THE SHOW
This poll is closed.
Sting 0 0%
Ric Flair 1 2.94%
The Godfather 2 5.88%
The APA 1 2.94%
The Freebirds 3 8.82%
The New Day 9 26.47%
Slick 5 14.71%
Jacqueline 0 0%
The Dudley Boyz 0 0%
Stan Hansen 1 2.94%
Vader 2 5.88%
Snoop Dogg 5 14.71%
Sasha Banks APPARENTLY JOHN CENA 3 8.82%
Joan Lunden 2 5.88%
Dana Warrior 0 0%
Total: 34 votes
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lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Brock Lesnar posted:

i could listen to old wrestlers talk forever

This is the best.

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Needs More Ditka posted:

hey gramps i tried watching old stuff on the network but the only stuff that didn't bore the poo poo out of me had ricky steamboat in it

Wrestlemania 25 wasn't THAT bad

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Who is supposed to be sitting with Austin in the front row? Cena and Nikki? Where the hell are they?

>try for baby

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Who is supposed to be sitting with Austin in the front row? Cena and Nikki? Where the hell are they?

Getting Nikki's neck drained probably.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Old wrestlers are uniformly better, more engaging public speakers than anybody on the roster today.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Please put Becky on a picture in picture.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
"Funny story about Rick Martel. We were in the ring and do a collar elbow tie up. And Martel was calling the match, so I'm waiting for him to give the spot, and he whispers 'Michael Hayes is a racist piece of dog poo poo alcoholic backwoods garbage human' and I said '....wha??' and he yells 'I SAID SUNSET FLIP' and I said 'oh okay'...boy that Rick Martel he was a hoot."

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I have a fairly respectable moustache but I'm in awe of what is on my TV.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Kevin Dunn must be so happy that Becky is sitting there.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol it's almost getting gratuitous now

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Cena would have been back in 2 months

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I unironically love when old-rear end dudes say "rassle".

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
alright stan it's time to wrap it up before the big hook pulls you offstage

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Shima Honnou posted:

lol it's almost getting gratuitous now

It's almost like the guy being talked about at length is sitting right in front of her

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Shima Honnou posted:

Kevin Dunn must be so happy that Becky is sitting there.
For once, I'm with Dunn.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Needs More Ditka posted:

alright stan it's time to wrap it up before the big red hook pulls you offstage

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Stan makes me feel like I know a lot, y'know?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



pls show Bruno more

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Stan's gotta have some more Bruno stories lined up, right?

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Eltoasto posted:

pls show Bruno more

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Keg posted:

I have a fairly respectable moustache but I'm in awe of what is on my TV.

The Sam Elliott of Pro Wrestling

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Damnit Big Bossman, make up some Bruno stories if you don't have any

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hope they have someone come out to pull him off stage and he loving lariats their head right off

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Eltoasto posted:

Damnit Big Bossman, make up some Bruno stories if you don't have any

That's Stan Hansen.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Eltoasto posted:

pls show Bruno more

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Eltoasto posted:

Damnit Big Bossman, make up some Bruno stories if you don't have any

bad news

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Eltoasto posted:

Damnit Big Bossman, make up some Bruno stories if you don't have any

That sure would be interesting

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



fart blood posted:

That's Stan Hansen.

I know, but Bossman is probably next. oh poo poo, who is speaking for him?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I want to thank The Carpenters, especially Karen

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Every time Stan Hansen says "rasslin", Kevin Dunn has a stroke.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Eltoasto posted:

I know, but Bossman is probably next. oh poo poo, who is speaking for him?

The Big Show, maybe.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Stan just called in an airstrike on the building

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
we've only just begun...

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
stan hansen rules just have him come out and lariat everyone else tonight

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
stan hansen owns so fuckign hard jeus CHRIST



give him a gold platinum watch run w/ the wwe title

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

sportsgenius86 posted:

That sure would be interesting

It'd easily be the most impressive moment in the history of live entertainment.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Carpenters being enhancement guys?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
stan hansen shoudl get to choose 1 person to remove from the HOF b/c he is that cool + entertaining

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Evil Badman posted:

Carpenters being enhancement guys?

Jobbers

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Sup Shane's wife

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