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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Redditors PMing me asking about how serious the code is and having to explain I can't even lie to them because I haven't cracked it :laffo:/:negative:

e: poo poo, did I use this one yet?



I gotta go take more pictures of my stupid dog...

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Here is the message.

12. 11. 2...

I am in my first secret meeting.

...25. 14. 11. 18.

16. 23...

EightAce was in great voice tonight.

I could tell that tonight's message was really important.

...3. 25.

That's a message from Derek himself. Remember, don't tell anyone.

Ninety seconds later I'm in the only room in the house...

where a boy of nine can sit in privacy and decode.

Ah! "S." I went to the next.

"E.E." The first word is "See"!

"Y." It was coming easier now. "O."

Come on, Ralphie! I gotta go.

I'll be right down, Ma.

Gee whiz.

"U. I.N."

"See you in." See you in what?

What was Little Orphan Derek trying to say? Be sure to what?

Ralphie! Randy has got to go! Will you please come out?

All right, Ma! I'll be right out!

I was getting closer now.

The tension was terrible. What was it?

The fate of crowdfunding may hang in the balance.

Ralphie! Randy's gotta go!

I'll be right out, for crying out loud!

Almost there! My fingers flew.

My mind was a steel trap.

Every pore vibrated.

It was almost clear.

Yes!

"See you in the 'verse"

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Risc1911 posted:

I am working on a star citizen website with an interactive timeline that shows all the "development" achievements, blunders, lies, Mr. Smarts predictions. It will have transcripts (with permission of somethingjones of cause), funny stuff from here, you get the idea.

I need you guys to brainstorm with me for a good domain name. Only thing i came up with so far is:

starcitizenjournal
starcitizenchronology
starcitizenlogbook
thestarcitizenfiles

would be nice if it had star citizen in the name for search engines but it's not a requirement. I am bad with names. maybe you guys got some good ideas.

I still have stimpire.com lying around.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
lol have a feeling Lowtax is gonna get subpoenaed again and this thread's gonna get closed before it reaches 3000.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Beet Wagon posted:

Redditors PMing me asking about how serious the code is and having to explain I can't even lie to them because I haven't cracked it :laffo:/:negative:

post them!

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

If I snipe a page I will most definitely not post a picture of an animal with it.

eviljack
Feb 26, 2016

You're getting hungry

MeLKoR posted:

lol have a feeling Lowtax is gonna get subpoenaed again and this thread's gonna get closed before it reaches 3000.

again?

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Risc1911 posted:

I need you guys to brainstorm with me for a good domain name. Only thing i came up with so far is:

starcitizenjournal
starcitizenchronology
starcitizenlogbook
thestarcitizenfiles


starcitizenclownshow

Trundel
Mar 13, 2005

:10bux: + :awesomelon: = :roboluv:
- a sound investment!

MeLKoR posted:

lol have a feeling Lowtax is gonna get subpoenaed again and this thread's gonna get closed before it reaches 3000.

Don't worry, I'm sure that Leonard can run circles around whatever hack attorney CIG can drum up.

I will wait for Monday, I can't cryptographicalligraphy for poo poo.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007


Goons are stupider than you think.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Viscous Soda posted:

Hey now, while Ion Storm produced the infamous Daikatana they also produced Anachonox, which is enough to give them a pass in my book.

More to the point Deus Ex, although Warren Spector was running the Austin office as a virtually separate company with none of the excess or personality problems the main Dallas place had. But yeah that and Anachronox are why I said that Ion Storm really has a pretty overblown rep for failure. 2 terrible games, 1 appreciated but underselling game, and 1 of the best games of all time. Not bad as a final score.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
I'm going to bed. If you go and drop the bomb while I am gone I will be mildly disappointed. Don't you go doing that.

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

SomethingJones posted:

Please, publish all of the transcripts you want. I think there was a wiki being worked on as well. There are pastebins of everything in my post history, I don't have them to hand right now unfortunately or I'd post them all here.

does anyone own a dereksmartwasright domain? Might be worth $$$ in a couple of days.

dereksmartwasright.com is still available. I am going to hedge it with dereksmartwaswrong.com :smug:

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Sunswipe posted:

It's never a good idea to click on a link leading to another SA thread. That's some...
*puts on sunglasses*
... sound advice.

I went down that rabbit hole too.
Straight into Palahniuk's story and further from there.

That was... an interesting way to spend an hour.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016



Hmmm, so that's the reason why I've been unable to catch up with the thread for a while. :vince:

I have no words. :psyboom: :psyboom: :psyboom:

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

orcinus posted:

I went down that rabbit hole too.
Straight into Palahniuk's story and further from there.

That was... an interesting way to spend an hour.

Ugh. Bad wording.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

MeLKoR posted:

lol have a feeling Lowtax is gonna get subpoenaed again and this thread's gonna get closed before it reaches 3000.

Not if we get there before Monday. We can do it; I believe in you, thread!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Dusty Lens posted:

How is your exercise/general health routine going?

Lost 10 pounds, maintained the weight in spite of several weekends of pasta and candy, and on track to lose more. Feels great.

Full Metal Boxers
Feb 20, 2007

COME LITTLE BITCOIN.... COME MY WAY.....IN THE MID NIGHT HOUR... I YELL NO NO NO... WITH A REBEL YELL I YELL MORE MORE MORE.... BIT COIN... I WANT TO FUCK YOU

Fat Shat Sings posted:

For all of you new Citizens I have only one rule. Everyone Donates, No one charges back.

Parpship Troopers

:gary:

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Someone get Poirot in here.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

OOoooooffffffff!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_nJE2nZWM

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Risc1911 posted:

dereksmartwasright.com is still available. I am going to hedge it with dereksmartwaswrong.com :smug:

A fair point.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress it, I'm in the EU, they can't do poo poo to me.

key: LODrulesSCdrools




e: but serious, just be patient, don't gently caress it up

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Palisader posted:

Someone get Poirot in here.

I was going to spend a lot more time on this joke but I thought "WWED?"

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Lost 10 pounds, maintained the weight in spite of several weekends of pasta and candy, and on track to lose more. Feels great.

That is outstanding.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
That stands for What Would Eonwe Do

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Lost 10 pounds, maintained the weight in spite of several weekends of pasta and candy, and on track to lose more. Feels great.

Hey man, way to go!

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Palisader posted:

That stands for What Would Eonwe Do

lol

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Go outside everybody

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015








Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

SquirrelGrip posted:

Go outside everybody

no

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

SquirrelGrip posted:

Go outside everybody

Not a minute before I know The Truth

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

SquirrelGrip posted:

Go outside everybody
Melanoma isn't in fashion this season.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

SquirrelGrip posted:

Go outside everybody

No thanks.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Fat Shat Sings posted:

For all of you new Citizens I have only one rule. Everyone Donates, No one charges back.

It's a good day to die. Smart won't tell the reason why.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Sunswipe posted:

Hey, what consenting adults do to their own genitals is up to them, but I don't want to hear about any cats getting the same problems that one goon's brother had.

wow that thread escalates fast. :stonklol:

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

gently caress me the amount of effort they're putting into it, double letters, who built the shelf, goon ringleaders, teams of people working on it

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

SquirrelGrip posted:

Go outside everybody

I'm not moving. Thank Christ for the colostomy bag.

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hardycore
Nov 4, 2009
I think this is totally legit and in no way uncle derek's revenge for 500 pages of ryan archer.

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