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Jonny 290 posted:Allllllll that smug oval office CEO needs to do is to get enough a: investor cash to live large and b: get enough distance between his name and the eventual failure of the business that he can say he "founded a startup, oh but its rude to talk about a startup's failure". Then he'll go on to the next, bigger thing. thats all startups tho??? but yeah keurig blender is a dumb idea
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Citizen Tayne posted:Someone said that they raised $200m so I guess it worked. also from that article: "Mr. Evans created a miniaturized version of the industrial juice presses he had used at Organic Avenue, a juice chain he developed that ultimately failed." actually god drat that nyt article has a ton of choice quotes quote:Nearly as unlikely as Juicero itself is the man behind it. Mr. Evans trained as an Army paratrooper before joining a graphic design firm. His love affair with juice began in 1999, when he met Denise Mari, a vegan, at a nightclub. Soon he was dating Ms. Mari and converted to veganism, too. anthonypants fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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a more subtle angle on the weird tech bubble is that some nerds are now passing through food service, not realizing that the entirety of food service problems are social problems, and providing technical solutions because they're the baby genius its incredibly textbook
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 04:30 |
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It's incredible how easy it is to take money from the Smartest People in the Room.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 04:36 |
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Jonny 290 posted:this is beyond trash. this is the worst of every aspect of "internet of things" that we've been crowing like cassandra about. And I say that being a former smoker that quit with, and continues to use, an e-cig with DRM. lol switching to an ecig is not quitting smoking
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 06:13 |
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ahmeni posted:lol switching to an ecig is not quitting smoking you can say whatever you want, and i'll know how much better i feel also, gently caress you for being the dick that actually pipes up with this.
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Jonny 290 posted:you can say whatever you want, and i'll know how much better i feel it's def a million steps in the right direction and gently caress yeah for you but nicotine is still nicotine and I come as a dude who occasionally considers abandoning his family to start a new life where he can smoke again
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ahmeni posted:it's def a million steps in the right direction and gently caress yeah for you but nicotine is still nicotine and I come as a dude who occasionally considers abandoning his family to start a new life where he can smoke again I quit smoking cold turkey and I do not give a gently caress or think about ever smoking again, and I smoked for 16 years. Evidently I'm in the minority.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 06:32 |
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i never started smoking because i realized early on that everybody i knew who smoked hated it
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Suspicious Dish posted:i never started smoking because i realized early on that everybody i knew who smoked hated it I absolutely loved smoking and I still love the idea of it I hate the idea of smelling bad and looking like a white trash piece of poo poo that's why I quit
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Suspicious Dish posted:i never started smoking because i realized early on that everybody i knew who smoked hated it
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Citizen Tayne posted:I quit smoking cold turkey and I do not give a gently caress or think about ever smoking again, and I smoked for 16 years. Evidently I'm in the minority. i quit in 1997 and i still want a cigarette at least a couple of times a week
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 07:33 |
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half of all cigarettes are sold to people with mental disorders and something dumb like 95% of people with bipolar smoke
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 08:31 |
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kickstarter project blynk actually succeeded and released a working product that does what its supposed to. but since they had no income model, they decided to add micro transactions which are mandatory if you actually want to use their apps, including for people who backed them the server code is GPL and hosted on github https://github.com/blynkkk/blynk-server/search?utf8=✓&q=energy
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BiohazrD posted:kickstarter project blynk actually succeeded and released a working product that does what its supposed to. but since they had no income model, they decided to add micro transactions which are mandatory if you actually want to use their apps, including for people who backed them blyn KKK
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BiohazrD posted:kickstarter project blynk actually succeeded and released a working product that does what its supposed to. but since they had no income model, they decided to add micro transactions which are mandatory if you actually want to use their apps, including for people who backed them This was so dumb I went and looked at everything to try to prove you wrong and that it was an April Fool's joke but it is not. One of the iOS App Store reviews called this "the FarmVille upgrade" and, welp, yeah. WTF?
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Bisty Q. posted:This was so dumb I went and looked at everything to try to prove you wrong and that it was an April Fool's joke but it is not. One of the iOS App Store reviews called this "the FarmVille upgrade" and, welp, yeah. WTF? lol
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Citizen Tayne posted:
Lol I got some bad news then
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maniacdevnull posted:Lol I got some bad news then Turn your monitor on lol
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Bisty Q. posted:This was so dumb I went and looked at everything to try to prove you wrong and that it was an April Fool's joke but it is not. One of the iOS App Store reviews called this "the FarmVille upgrade" and, welp, yeah. WTF? yeah, I'm in the process of rewriting the server to have unlimited energy, then ill post it on github. looking forward to the tears
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lol never mind, the local server has a web admin panel
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:43 |
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Most people here in berlin smoke in bars and clubs, and I like it (yes you are allowed to smoke in bars and clubs).
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:57 |
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lol http://www.oregonlive.com/window-shop/index.ssf/2016/03/coolest_cooler_15_million.html this is all gold but there are some choiiiiice bits quote:Coolest wasn't able to manufacture the exact cooler in the promo videos.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 03:26 |
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eh prototypes like that are notoriously expensive
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 03:45 |
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pushing it as a finished product is pretty hosed up.
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we pre-sold a bunch of product for way less than it costs to make them and all we need to fulfill those orders is another $15 million, and that's why we need vc money
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Citizen Tayne posted:pushing it as a finished product is pretty hosed up. kickstarter.txt
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anthonypants posted:we pre-sold a bunch of product for way less than it costs to make them and all we need to fulfill those orders is another $15 million, and that's why we need vc money hehehehe enjoy ur model 3 preorders fellas
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Triton update!quote:Triton: Startup Behind 'Artificial Gills' Refunds Indiegogo Backers and Relaunches Campaign they'll probably get even more money the second time
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Triton update! Nerds are incapable of not throwing all of their money at anything that promises to make their mundane lovely life less boring, no matter how implausible it is.
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A space ship video game with space pirate rape? Take my money please. A cooler that plays music and has a blender built in? Sign me up. A provably impossible pair of mechanical gills? All my $5s
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quote:Triton's since responded by somewhat clarifying how its diving tech works, saying only that it relies on a combination of the microporous hollow fiber filters in its "gills" and replaceable liquid oxygen cylinders to deliver breathable oxygen. The start-up's holding back any further specifics of how its tech works due to intellectual property concerns. And while that certainly doesn't clear up any of the confusion or skepticism surrounding the project, it definitely hasn't slowed enthusiasm from backers. To date, the relaunched campaign has raised just under $250,000, blowing past its modest $50,000 goal. The "gills," which are priced at $299 for backers and are set to hit retail at $399, are currently slated to ship this December. Just don't hold your breath. lmaooooooooooo
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idt I've ever been in a place with a cooler and said "man I wish I had a blender for some fresh margs"
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theflyingexecutive posted:idt I've ever been in a place with a cooler and said "man I wish I had a blender for some fresh margs" It was always ever Homer Car for alcohol
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:lmaooooooooooo lol I bet a failure state for that totally not made up lo2 canister is cryogenically preserving your lungs
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Citizen Tayne posted:It was always ever Homer Car for alcohol you could get the king ranch crew cab 250 of coolers (a yeti) and then just run the blender with an inverter and stereo from your actual pickup for under five bills
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Citizen Tayne posted:It was always ever Homer Car for alcohol gotta wonder what the battery life on that thing is
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Improbable Lobster posted:gotta wonder what the battery life on that thing is Why do you hate innovation?
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Improbable Lobster posted:gotta wonder what the battery life on that thing is they added a built-in Batterizer™
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Sweevo posted:they added a built-in Batterizer™ take your old cooler batteries and throw them in the blender for a refreshing energy drink
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