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cash crab posted:Possible reposts of mostly cringey tumblr poo poo YOUR FAVOURITE MMM My grandfather forced my gold digging materialistic mother to stay with my dad long enough so he could knock her up
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 12:03 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 21:27 |
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Is putting stuff in someone's hood considered bullying? Also, isn't it revenge enough that your high school bully is an adult working as a lifeguard? That's a summer job for teenagers.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 13:13 |
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Doing anything to someone's person or property against their will or consent is bullying at the least hope that helps
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 13:26 |
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walrusman posted:Oregon too, thanks to a chick I knew in high school. And did you learn your lesson?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 19:38 |
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quote:
STDH about STDH!
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 05:58 |
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Tunicate posted:STDH about STDH! I hate you! I was blind! what
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 06:03 |
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And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 07:47 |
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So did they go on the cruise without their daughter, or what?
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 08:26 |
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Tunicate posted:STDH about STDH! And the husband shouted one word: "owned."
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:23 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I hate you! I was blind! The story reads like it was translated by someone who isn't really that fluent with English, not as bad as a straight-up google translate but it just has that slightly off nature about it. But I seriously can't fathom what that is supposed to mean and why it was such an obvious response that the whole class called it out.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:03 |
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"I was blind to what an rear end in a top hat you are," or "I thought we were in love but I was blind," is how I understood it.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:19 |
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It's meant to be along the lines of "I was blind for ever seeing any good in you!". It's the kind of expression you see and hear in overwrought drama. Not an obvious response for a bunch of classroom kids to conjure up. E: f,b.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:21 |
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I thought it was just a bunch of kids shouting dumb joke responses, as kids are want to "I'm blind" "I hate you" "I pooped my pants"
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:36 |
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sweeperbravo posted:The story reads like it was translated by someone who isn't really that fluent with English, not as bad as a straight-up google translate but it just has that slightly off nature about it. But I seriously can't fathom what that is supposed to mean and why it was such an obvious response that the whole class called it out.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:54 |
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http://imgur.com/gallery/b2zzv -Has girlfriend saved in his phone as "My Beautiful Sunshine" -Interjects memes into casual text conversation with said girlfriend -Draws memes on himself in lipstick loving kill me
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:30 |
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System Metternich posted:And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word You should do this professionally, just put poo poo like this on canvas for housewives, probably make a fortune.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:51 |
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Leninboarrir posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/b2zzv This might be sth because it's insufferable and millennials are also insufferable.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 16:19 |
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Leninboarrir posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/b2zzv And apparently all happened in the span of 2 minutes
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 05:55 |
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booshi posted:And apparently all happened in the span of 2 minutes That was probably when he screenshotted it doofus the messages themselves aren't timestamped
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 06:21 |
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flosofl posted:Same and in the US. I have never, ever heard or seen "cloud cuckoo land" before reading it yesterday in this very thread. American, under 50. Knew the word. OTOH, I read A LOT.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 07:58 |
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 08:16 |
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jesus that's the stupidest logic i've read in a while thank god its stdh
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 09:08 |
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Leninboarrir posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/b2zzv "Should of" "Everything of" It is "should have" "EVERYTHING HAVE" you smoker. Just gently caress Off (Had).
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 12:21 |
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 12:25 |
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I'm not irresponsible with guns and children, because there exists someone who is even more irresponsible with guns and children! See also: I don't have a drinking problem. I only drink two boxes of wine every day. My mate Larry drinks four boxes of wine every day. That's what a drinking problem is.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 12:29 |
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same
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 13:35 |
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Yer a wizard, Harry
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 14:33 |
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Tunicate posted:STDH about STDH! The way the dialogue's written makes me imagine each character staring off into the middle distance and pausing dramatically after key words.. Also seconding that this sounds like the kind of thing that might've been written in India or Singapore, with all the overwrought sentimality and peculiar phrasing.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 14:33 |
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quote:Those who take the initiative at work, do so not because they are stupid but because they understand the concept of responsibility. So was this written by a gigantic underachiever that need to feel better because he understands "true love"?
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 15:42 |
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System Metternich posted:And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word You have no idea how sad I am this doesn't fit as a thread title.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:10 |
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STDH, The Movie.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:12 |
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It's written in Tommy Wiseau-ese, a rare tongue, with only one native speaker.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:13 |
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Jesus.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:53 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Jesus. Praise Him, apparently.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:57 |
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Whoa double modpost. This must be some sort of holy thread.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 01:00 |
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Scathach posted:Whoa double modpost. This must be some sort of holy thread. Two mods have posted in succession on this page. This will bring you fame and fortune, but only if you post "Stay safe poverty mods" before the next page. Otherwise you will be cursed forever.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 01:22 |
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Stay safe poverty mods
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 01:23 |
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If you chant LITERALLY A BIRD three times to a mirror at midnight, a mod appears and posts in all your favorite threads.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 01:33 |
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If you only chant it twice you get the budget version, goose fleet
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 01:34 |
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Stay safe poverty mods
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