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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Here is a really good tackle that I can't find a gif of to embed:
https://www.facebook.com/SBSTheWorldGame/videos/10153937110977752/

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lol, didn't even get sent off.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006



Lower league club from Germany, Deinster SV blackface themselves in response to a racist attack on one of their players.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

reformed bad troll posted:



Lower league club from Germany, Deinster SV blackface themselves in response to a racist attack on one of their players.
lol

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Doing blackface to show your solidarity with blacks it's a racism paradox.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

blue footed boobie posted:

Doing blackface to show your solidarity with blacks it's a racism paradox.

In my opinion, as someone who doesn't write for Gawker, Blackface isn't inherently "racist" irl unless you're doing it to mock blacks which generally includes painting on big lips and doing minstrel show stuff, which they aren't so its just funny how aspie Germans can be but there is no malice here. Hell Jimmy Kimmel wore blackface in the 90s to make fun of Karl Malone and we all laughed.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

African AIDS cum posted:

In my opinion, as someone who doesn't write for Gawker, Blackface isn't inherently "racist" irl unless you're doing it to mock blacks which generally includes painting on big lips and doing minstrel show stuff, which they aren't so its just funny how aspie Germans can be but there is no malice here. Hell Jimmy Kimmel wore blackface in the 90s to make fun of Karl Malone and we all laughed.

well, my dear African AIDS cum, while you might be right per se, it's also true that one can't blackface in a cultural vacuum without its racist connotations. It's lilke saying that a swastika is not an inherently fascist symbol so it's no problem to have one proudly represented on my gunny backpack.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'


imagine a black American tourist in Spain during Semana Santa and they see that...

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

awesome, an internet debate about Germans in blackface. And right where I used to get my soccer jollies.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Yeah don't talk about this here. If you really want to, you can make a racism in football thread which I will move to D&D immediately

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Gigi Galli posted:

Yeah don't talk about this here. If you really want to, you can make a racism in football thread which I will move to D&D immediately

kick racism out of TMP

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyaVwvTwtnY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNMDOU20D7M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-o-u_kc_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4DIQjKORyA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVyXHWTEuyY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_u8bpaSxsI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcB7qgSt5_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbIjiJXQPKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruz1TaDD2g4

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

They should all be paid more than the US Women's National Team imo.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

sticksy posted:

They should all be paid more than the US Women's National Team imo.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

They should all be paid more than the USMNT

xian
Jan 21, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
The way the math works is this:

USWNT > very likely abusive elephant handlers + their elephantine victims > the embarrassment that is the usmnt

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/status/716032818384601088

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
How the hell do you pronounce those two strikers

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Gooch Jihad

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

How the hell do you pronounce those two strikers

I believe Ghoochannejhad is pronounced Goo-Chan-Uh-Chad. However in the world cup he kind of made it a little easier:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Very carefully (fidrishevsky, the Iranian goo-j-hannejad probably)

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

How the hell do you pronounce those two strikers

You butcher them like everyone else

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
https://streamable.com/8tzj

https://streamable.com/799d

Payet and Zlatan are good at this

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Good loving lord those are amazing

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


The Payet one kick is obviously amazing. The Zlatan one make me feel dumb because the wall and keeper were both on the right and he just kicked a screamer to the left. Was everyone expecting him to kick it left footed and he killed it with his right?

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

Ibrahimovic kicks the ball hard. Can someone post that total screamer he scored in the CL group stage last year (I think)? Can't remember who it was against.

E, I remember, it was against Anderlecht:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6K73jbwvzU

Still B.A.E fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Apr 3, 2016

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gKmQ6Hrro

6 years ago today, never forget

ragle
Nov 1, 2009
https://twitter.com/TSF/status/716643734553812992

Purno
Aug 6, 2008


Ziyech's wasn't bad either

https://streamable.com/g6pl

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/716742313083535360

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viGYzUsScRc

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
https://twitter.com/GarethBale11/status/716366668390350848

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Still B.A.E posted:

Ibrahimovic kicks the ball hard. Can someone post that total screamer he scored in the CL group stage last year (I think)? Can't remember who it was against.

E, I remember, it was against Anderlecht:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6K73jbwvzU

does someone have that pic of the scale for how hard a player kicked the ball? please post it tia

opus111
Jul 6, 2014


lmao, amazing.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

opus111 posted:

lmao, amazing.

agreed, what a man, what a body

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I'm the piss stain

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

El Hefe posted:

I'm the piss stain

you just made me stare at C-Ron's crotch for 2 minutes.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Player gets red carded for agressive behaviour...






against his teammate :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl3twOjZg9I

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




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