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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Breetai posted:

Ugh... Taht's so dsianpointpig. A fomrer sdentut of mnie who is baclk and an anmie nred had depeolevd a dieslyxa, but the mmee was dnfeerfit and I toguhht it was ctue, or mabye there wsan't a mmee at all, jsut the pthoo. Anwayy it's sad to see thsoe glris on trehe. Tohse girls are aldabroe.

Oab... Nubn'm mi xmcuhjichnjca. U ziglyl mxyhnon iz ghcy qbi cm vuwfe uhx uh uhgcy hlyx bux xyjyifypx u xcymfsru, von nby ggyy qum xhzyylzcn uhx C niaobbn cn qum wnoy, il guvsy nbyly qmuh'n u ggyy un uff, dmon nby jnbii. Uhquss cn'm mux ni myy nbmiy aflcm ih nlyby. Nibmy aclfm uly ufxuvliy.


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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


WaltherFeng posted:

For a second I thought I had developed a dyslexia.

For a second I thought I had developed a dilsexya.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
:psyduck:

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Heath posted:

Sailor Venus Williams would be a funny cosplay idea

I could swear I've seen that here in this thread.

Edit: maybe it was Sailor Freddie Mercury

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

TheDon01 posted:

I could swear I've seen that here in this thread.

Edit: maybe it was Sailor Freddie Mercury

One of the first hits

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
Culinary science has gone to far. I told myself this must taste gross and consuming it will make you awkward and ugly in order to prevent myself from buying it.

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.
Well at least it's clear on the always-important issue of whether their revolting cholesterol spread contains nitrates or nitrites, and whether or not they come from celery powder. That is always my primary concern when purchasing sweetened spreadable meat products.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

neonbregna posted:

Culinary science has gone to far. I told myself this must taste gross and consuming it will make you awkward and ugly in order to prevent myself from buying it.


I can't vouch for that specific brand, but it's pretty good when done right. There's a place down the street from me that uses maple bacon jam on their "chicken & waffle" sandwich, and it's fantastic.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

This was at the farmer's market today.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Also available as a tasteful throw pillow. :nws:

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

What I like most is that it's just a square in the middle of his hoodie. Looks like some Cafepress level poo poo.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Girl looks all "No, not like that...sigh..."

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Those sweatshirts are going for over $250 on eBay

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


birdman

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Boy George looking good

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Axeman Jim posted:

Well at least it's clear on the always-important issue of whether their revolting cholesterol spread contains nitrates or nitrites, and whether or not they come from celery powder. That is always my primary concern when purchasing sweetened spreadable meat products.

Fun fact, celery naturally contains oodles of nitrites, and "uncured" bacon, salami, etc. tends to contain more nitrites than traditional meats that just use a pinch of pink salt. The whole uncured thing is pretty much a hoax to sell the same poo poo for more money to the uninformed.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

om nom nom posted:

Fun fact, celery naturally contains oodles of nitrites, and "uncured" bacon, salami, etc. tends to contain more nitrites than traditional meats that just use a pinch of pink salt. The whole uncured thing is pretty much a hoax to sell the same poo poo for more money to the uninformed.

I assume it goes bad much quicker, too.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


From the looks of worry and concern on their faces, I'm guessing he's trying to defuse a bomb or retrieve an escaped scorpion?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Toast Museum posted:

I can't vouch for that specific brand, but it's pretty good when done right. There's a place down the street from me that uses maple bacon jam on their "chicken & waffle" sandwich, and it's fantastic.
It's delicious, and easy enough to make at home. Bacon jam on toast topped with a fried egg :allears:

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


I make the same face when I taste skim milk too.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I didn't know water bears grew that large.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Me on the surface of Mars without a spacesuit.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

change my name posted:

This was at the farmer's market today.



Coincidentally, I ran across something pretty similar just today (mildly :nws:):

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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Girl or Guy?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Cartoon porn is all the rage right now

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Zzulu posted:

Cartoon porn is all the rage right now

I was a fan of Toshido before he was cool!

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

BgRdMchne posted:

I assume it goes bad much quicker, too.

Honestly probably not, it is literally just as cured as any other cured meat. Its just that for some reason when it is cured with pure sodium nitrite it is meat cured with an evil chemical, which is unnatural and very bad for you. But when it is cured with celery powder, in which sodium nitrite occurs naturally, which causes the curing process to happen, and even turns the meat to the distinct shade of "cured meat pink", it is "natural" and "uncured".

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


Please tell me these are pro-wrestlers wearing some awful gimmicky poo poo for work and not terrible nerds wearing awful gimmicky poo poo because they unironically think it's fashionable.

vvv oh Lord even worse than I imagined

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uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Please tell me these are pro-wrestlers wearing some awful gimmicky poo poo for work and not terrible nerds wearing awful gimmicky poo poo because they unironically think it's fashionable.

They're otaku attending a 'concert' for fictional anime idols.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

om nom nom posted:

Honestly probably not, it is literally just as cured as any other cured meat. Its just that for some reason when it is cured with pure sodium nitrite it is meat cured with an evil chemical, which is unnatural and very bad for you. But when it is cured with celery powder, in which sodium nitrite occurs naturally, which causes the curing process to happen, and even turns the meat to the distinct shade of "cured meat pink", it is "natural" and "uncured".

Wait, there is salt and nitrite in there? Is there nitrate? How can they call it uncured? Why not just use pink salt? Do these yuppies buy into this poo poo?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

BgRdMchne posted:

Wait, there is salt and nitrite in there? Is there nitrate? How can they call it uncured? Why not just use pink salt? Do these yuppies buy into this poo poo?

My god, yes. Yuppies don't understand science.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Bored posted:

My god, yes. Yuppies don't understand science.

Everyone's sure as gently caress going to die of cancer, get shot, or starve due to climate change soon, aren't we?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
If finding the phrase "Sailor Venus Williams" funny is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside
Following up from a few pages back about collecting things, I never really pieced this together before but I have a pretty big hoard of unopened action figures in my room that might be really awkward. They're not covering the floor or anything but there's figures on every shelf surface/table for sure. I sold off some of the stuff that has increased in value recently, but I don't really know what I enjoy so much about having this stuff. Do you folks think this is inherently weird/awkward?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

ServoMST3K posted:

Following up from a few pages back about collecting things, I never really pieced this together before but I have a pretty big hoard of unopened action figures in my room that might be really awkward. They're not covering the floor or anything but there's figures on every shelf surface/table for sure. I sold off some of the stuff that has increased in value recently, but I don't really know what I enjoy so much about having this stuff. Do you folks think this is inherently weird/awkward?

Yes*
Burn it all. And film it


*As an aside, if you ever find yourself asking "Is this AUG?", the answer is always a resounding yes. ALWAYS

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

No it's rad. So long as they aren't eating up your life budget or your space.

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

ServoMST3K posted:

Following up from a few pages back about collecting things, I never really pieced this together before but I have a pretty big hoard of unopened action figures in my room that might be really awkward. They're not covering the floor or anything but there's figures on every shelf surface/table for sure. I sold off some of the stuff that has increased in value recently, but I don't really know what I enjoy so much about having this stuff. Do you folks think this is inherently weird/awkward?

Post pics so we can decide

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