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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

learnincurve posted:

K-Mag got a Mclaren on the podium in his first race didn't he?

True, but that wasn't a Honda. And he got his seat I guess.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Mods or op?

Please do this.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The cold dead eyes of Stoffel Vandoorne, fear or Robot?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



learnincurve posted:

The cold dead eyes of Stoffel Vandoorne, fear or Robot?

Ron Dennis

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Di Resta looks like a man about to lose patience with Herbert and show a personality, he almost did yesterday with Brundle and Herbert, it's only a matter of time.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
:D "this is the american dream!" R Grosjean.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
Highlight of the race: Gerhardt Berger (when asked about ferrari) saying he has no loyalty to either of the teams he raced for and hopes they all do well, and DC looking back confused with Christian Horne's dick in his mouth

Dubs fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Apr 3, 2016

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


learnincurve posted:

K-Mag got a Mclaren on the podium in his first race didn't he?

mclaren finished 2nd and 3rd in that race, it was a huge meaningless fluke and they were terrible for the rest of the year. i still think vandoorne will end up at a honda customer team next year (my money is on sauber), button is still quick and super valuable from a sponsorship perspective

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014


Same.

edit: The Ferrari engine looks to be hot garbage. I'm curious what came out of the back of Seb's car. Arrivabene thinks its either a valve or an injector, either of which is a helluva thing to lose on a warm up lap.

F1DriverQuidenBerg fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 3, 2016

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
OK I have to admit that the channel 4 coverage was pretty excellent, I really enjoyed it apart from Not Simon/Not Jake,. Talk about a presenter knowing nothing about F1 being thrown into the thick of things and being told to learn as he goes.
I loved the Murray Walker montage at the beginning, I just loving love that guy. Since I was a child Murray Walker was a big part of my F1 experience and whenever he appears on tv he always gets a big 'awwwwwwwww Murray'.

So Qualifying! FIA are basically saying 'we hear you drivers, we hear you teams, we hear you sponsors, we hear you fans, the new system is poo poo but.. but.. but.. just stick with it and you will get used to it.' What a load of loving bollocks. The new qualifying is complete loving garbage and no one likes it or wants it, ditch it.

Fantastic race for Bahrain. I thought for a second at the start that I had tuned into GP2 what with all the amateur dramatics but soon I was revelling in Their Lewis' woes and loved that the right man won the race at the end of the day. GOOOOO NICOOOOOOOOOOOO.

As it happened I watched the race with my dad (something that doesn't happen often) and he is a HUGE Hamilton fan and seeing his face whenever Rosberg wins over Hamilton is an amazing happening. Especially as whenever my father watches F1 with me Hamilton always loses out to Rosberg so he cant argue his points against me. I went to Silverstone for the first time with my dad in 2013, it was loving glorious.

I see Alonso is still in his reanimation process as the bits I saw of him was reminiscent of a certain awakened monstrosity being awakened by the cries of 'he's alive! ALIVE!'

Overall I was thoroughly entertained, got the result I wanted, great race. Shame about the qualifying.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Arrivabene on Sky talking about Viagra.

No really, Arrivabene is on Sky talking about Viagra.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Myrddin_Emrys posted:

great race. Shame about the qualifying.

no, this is the thread title

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Ted trying his hardest to get punched out by Eric.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Reddit says that Sauber is out of money and done after this race via some Dutch pit reporter. No idea if that is true or not.

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008

Goetta posted:

Reddit says that Sauber is out of money and done after this race via some Dutch pit reporter. No idea if that is true or not.

One can only hope.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Goetta posted:

Reddit says that Sauber is out of money and done after this race via some Dutch pit reporter. No idea if that is true or not.

They certainly don't seem flush with cash.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
There is normal F1 broke, and then there is can't afford fold out chairs so your pit crew are sat on the floor broke.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
What's my prize for correctly predicting Nico 2016 WDC last year?

Lewis is done

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

learnincurve posted:

There is normal F1 broke, and then there is can't afford fold out chairs so your pit crew are sat on the floor broke.

Seriously if there was ever a huge gigantic red flag over a team's financial performance not being able to afford loving fold out chairs would be it. for christ sakes even when I was dirt broke I could've mustered the resources to go out and get 30 fold out chairs.

funeral fag
Jun 23, 2004

Spergs over at autosport forums are legit arguing whether a team like Haas is good for formula 1

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I do believe it's time to link David Croft's autosport predictions for this race. Enjoy. http://gppredictor.com/ajax/user-predictions/user/512b9737ca684f8d76000002

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

funeral fag posted:

Spergs over at autosport forums are legit arguing whether a team like Haas is good for formula 1

I'm morbidly curious as to why... God forbid there's actually a decent team that might have a legitimate chance at the podium this season.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I bet it's something to do with not being real racers as they haven't paid their dues.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

track day bro! posted:

Failpeepee Assa

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Its a stupid thing to bitch about and as I said before you can either buy Ferrari parts or make parts better than Ferrari. For Williams to bitch and moan about Haas using Ferrari bits while they quite clearly can't make a car better than Ferrari just smacks of sour grapes. There's nothing stopping Williams asking Mercedes for some bits except for pride and admitting the fact that they're now effectively a B team, but they have been since the new engine regs.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Haas has 18 WCC points

McLaren has 1 WCC point

Ron Dennis must kill himself for dishonoring the McLaren family name

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

1500quidporsche posted:

Its a stupid thing to bitch about and as I said before you can either buy Ferrari parts or make parts better than Ferrari. For Williams to bitch and moan about Haas using Ferrari bits while they quite clearly can't make a car better than Ferrari just smacks of sour grapes. There's nothing stopping Williams asking Mercedes for some bits except for pride and admitting the fact that they're now effectively a B team, but they have been since the new engine regs.

im not sure you can get help from another team once you _are_ a team. Like how RBR and TR had to start designing 2 different cars

Haas got to copy Ferrari car because they weren't bound by those laws or some poo poo until they were a real team. and in return ferrari got to cheat and get more wind tunnel time


or some poo poo i really dont know but its something like that

Haas might be double-poo poo next year



El Hefe posted:

Haas has 18 WCC points

McLaren has 1 WCC point

Ron Dennis must kill himself for dishonoring the McLaren family name

Alonso - 0 Points
Button - 0 Points

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Alonso as a true Samurai has already killed himself twice at the start of the season in penance.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

learnincurve posted:

I bet it's something to do with not being real racers as they haven't paid their dues.

If it is that's a ridiculous argument. But I could only imagine the chatter if they actually win a race this year.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Big John winning the US Grand Prix. That would be good.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/vote.html

these pictures are crazy bad / awesome / really bad

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Dubs posted:

im not sure you can get help from another team once you _are_ a team. Like how RBR and TR had to start designing 2 different cars

Haas got to copy Ferrari car because they weren't bound by those laws or some poo poo until they were a real team. and in return ferrari got to cheat and get more wind tunnel time


or some poo poo i really dont know but its something like that

no, it's nothing like that. first off, everything you've ever heard about haas copying the ferrari car and then ferrari testing parts during "haas" time is little more than rumor. i mean, there's probably SOME truth to it, but no one even remotely reputable has ever reported it, so idk why people treat it as fact. secondly, what haas is doing now can be done by any team. there is a list of parts in the rules that teams can purchase, rather than build themselves. haas is simply buying all of those parts from ferrari. anyone else could do exactly the same thing.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


you know, i'm pretty stupid and childish, but i guess i'm neither stupid nor childish enough to understand the mentality that, because sauber hosed over two drivers no one cares about, and in doing so did nothing more unethical than every F1 team does every year, that we should stand up and applaud the hypothetical death of a team that's been a respectable and competent member of the sport for 30 dang years.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I think it's more relief that it's finally over. Sauber has been on death watch since it bought itself back from BMW.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

I think it's more relief that it's finally over. Sauber has been on death watch since it bought itself back from BMW.

they're not going to die. assuming any of this is true, they'll probably get an advance from bernie and then be effectively sauber aguri next year.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Haas is not rear end.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

be nice wicka posted:

they're not going to die. assuming any of this is true, they'll probably get an advance from bernie and then be effectively sauber aguri next year.

Nobody knows their true situation but from the outside it looks pretty dire for only the second race of the season. Becoming a McLaren B team does seem to be the only positive end game for them.

keevo posted:

Haas is not rear end.

I still like both.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

be nice wicka posted:

you know, i'm pretty stupid and childish, but i guess i'm neither stupid nor childish enough to understand the mentality that, because sauber hosed over two drivers no one cares about, and in doing so did nothing more unethical than every F1 team does every year, that we should stand up and applaud the hypothetical death of a team that's been a respectable and competent member of the sport for 30 dang years.

I was happy when Arrows kicked the bucket.

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Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
I came into this season expecting to laugh at those silly American Haasholes. But they've really done alright. Good old Big John. As an Englishman, I should not be supporting a Frenchman driving an American car, but I am.

I am going to eat a peanut butter Oreo to celebrate

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